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"It is beautiful, it is endless, it is full and yet seems empty."


A visit to Twilight's house started off like normal. Some gossip here, some makeup there.

Then Rarity ventured into Spike's room, and is appalled at how child-like It looked. Dolls, Comic books, and even a Power Pony themed blanket. As an act of "generosity", Rarity decides to surprise Spike with a new room and gives away all of his collectibles.

His reaction? Well... It's rather... explosive.

Rarity is screwed.

An unrealistic interpretation of Spike's reaction if his comic books were to be tampered with. Written for fun/practice as my first comeback story since 2014! Enjoy!

Full reading was done by Night Spark! Listen to it here!
Thanks to FamousLastWords and ChappedPenguinLips for pre-reading and editing!

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Evictus probably gets his rocks off to this story.

He does seem to hate rarity.

Written for fun/practice as my first comeback story since 2014!

What do you mean by "comeback story?"

Its just my first story in years is all:pinkiehappy:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Here have 10!! :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

I had a similar reaction when my little cousin stole my favorite pokemon game as a kid.

Awh thanks!

My cousin stole my yu-gi-oh cards once, similar reaction lol

Great fic! Too bad you suck so much!

Shut up, lol

8296296 He's this tool who purposefully writes bad stories so that he can ask for help, waste the time of everyone foolish enough to think their advice will go unwasted, and then promptly writes another bad story and continues acting like he doesn't know what he's doing wrong, saying that he's sorry for making the same mistakes over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, and that he needs help, all for attention like the slut he is. Rinse, wash repeat. And people have fallen for this at least 200 times, because that's how many stories he's written. He also had a stint where he masqueraded as a neo-Nazi because he just wasn't receiving nearly enough attention.

He's especially notorious for his stories involving Rarity, where he always portrays her as this vicious mare or will straight up torture her for no reason.

Well I mean the last few stories I wrote I feel did alright, and I haven't wrote anything in so long that I figured writing a fun fic to start would be a good idea. I dont do what Evictus does.

Lol that sounds so lame:rainbowlaugh:

Oh dear lord... I... I have no words. :rainbowlaugh: Rule number one with nerds, don't mess with our stuff. It's serious business really.

(In all seriousness, good job on your comeback story man!)

I really appreciate that! Thanks a bunch for reading!:pinkiehappy:

Honestly, I'd probably be the same way if I had a first edition of any of my favorite comics.

what a drive... there are some silly mistakes but it was a really good "comeback" story.

Not gonna lie to you, my face start to smile by its own everytime I step upon a good fic (or a brand new episode of mlp) and this fic got my face stuck with a smile that could rivals the one of Pinkie (joke joke, my smile wasn't that strong, but it could handle derpy's that's for sure)

This comment means a lot. I definitely worked hard to make it as decent as possible. Thank you for your kind words!

Pinkie is best pone:pinkiehappy:

I could actually see Spike doing this in the actual show, with a few changes of course. Do not underestimate how much a nerd can rage.

I got mad at Rarity just from reading the descriptiton.

Lol silly Rarity and her "Generosity":raritydespair:

To be fair Spike is a dragon so if his greed was for his comic books then it would be no different then taking a normal dragons gold and gems:moustache:
pre03.deviantart.net/66e1/th/pre/i/2014/227/c/a/mlp___dark_spike_by_magmi-d7va7i5.jpg never take Spike's comics

Spike goes World Breaker Hu-I mean Dragon!

As I stated in my comment Spike goes Green.😂

Rarity getting rid of all the stuff so carelessly: My jaw drops and my eyes start to water in absolute horror. Same when I find out she gave the comics TO THE CRUSADERS.

It being revealed that she took them out of the sleeves and that Sweetie Belle tore one (also the threat of others befalling the same fate): BURN HER FUCKING BOUTIQUE TO THE GROUND!!!!!

Spike going SpikeZilla: Oh she gonna die. I don't even say that angrily or maliciously, I just state it as fact. Celestia raises and lowers the sun, Luna does the same with the moon, Discord is the spirit of chaos, and Rarity is gonna die.

In town, Spike picked up the carousel boutique and punted it right at Canterlot

That gave me the best laugh I've had in a while.

"Wait, he still sucks his thumb?" Rarity asked, choking back her laughter.


Incoming second rampage: I feel very sad for Sweetie Belle. Not so much for Rarity, in fact I think she should still be the target.

And Sparity is still my OTP.

Mr Incredible (who also made a nerd very angry) would probably say to Rarity "You fucked up bad."

A quote from a not too good third movie comes to mind.

"Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions."

:facehoof: Comic books?
:trollestia: wait till he his puberty :raritystarry:
:moustache: Spike want...

:pinkiegasp: Cake!

“It’s that smell. The kind of smelly smell. The kind of smelly smell that smells… smelly.”

*slowly claps*


This needs to be an actual episode. I wish someone would animate this.

I like to pretend Jurassic Park 3 didn't exist. Because the others were so stupidly good by comparison.

You know, I actually feel bad for Iron will. He turned a new left and immediately got robbed (he called of the deal so it WAS robbed) and got kicked in the 'bits'

I was hoping someone would bring up poor old William's reformation!

Negative for how Iron Will was treated! If it was given to him by his mama and he doesn't want to sell it then he doesn't have to!

Also Twilight and Starlight have gone back in time for various reasons...they could have gone back in time and obtained all the comics and avoided this.

That's not my real head-cannon for Iron Will.

and I thought Twilight and Starlight only went back in time with Starswirl's spell? They learned the reprecussions of messing with time and likely wouldn't use time travel as an option.

"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it"

I appreciate you reading though:twilightsmile:

Sequel revenge against sweetie Belle

Spike takes after his Momlestia.


That was so funny and well looks like sweetie bell is next on spikes kill list

Thanks! Yeah, it probably wont be good for her!:unsuresweetie:

<sigh> Loved the story mate, so apologies in advance, but I feel it must be said.

Ladies... lets you and your friendly neighborhood knuckle dragger have a chat.

Now, we all know many of you have big hearts. Its natural to you, and I know many of you have the best of intentions and don't mean anything by it, but sometimes, leave us alone. Sure, you can encourage us to bath and wear neater clothes and to clean up our space, but I've seen so many, with again the best of intentions for the most part, try to do this, to mess with our space. Please don't.

Mind, this is mostly towards the gf and married gals. The rest of you either are happily single, and thus don't need to worry about our territory, or lesbians and do whatever lesbians do in cohabitation. Let us guys have our space. The ugly old chair you can't stand, the bathroom, garage or work shop, leave us be unless it encroaches on your herb garden or tea socials or whatever you gals are up to now adays

Seriously, what about poor Iron Will? He didn't even get his bits!

Once Spike realized what Rarity did to him in her desperation, I'm confident he would've paid him the money or honestly even given the book back. It's all up to the imagination now:twilightsmile:

That was awesome.
Wasn't what Rarity did to Spike technically stealing? If you take and sell someone's car without permission, it doesn't matter if you give them a different car. Especially if they don't want it. You stole it.
Quite honestly it looks like the only reason Rarity did that is because she didn't like how his room looked.

Lol yeah it is. She assumed Spike would be okay with it because it was her doing it. That generosity stuff sometimes gets a little carried away.

Sweet celestia I felt spikes rage as well. Overall only rule is ask before you take someones thing.

Thinking about it, Rarity started this whole mess by stealing from an innocent person who didn't deserve it because she wanted to do what she felt was the right thing to do. She then solves the issue by stealing from an innocent person who didn't deserve it.

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