• Published 8th Aug 2014
  • 2,206 Views, 45 Comments

Never Say No to Panda - Doctor Parker

If you say "no" to this Panda and his cheese, you'll regret it, as did all the main characters of the series...

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End Theme: "True Love Ways"

Author's Note:

This is a short story I wrote to clear my head while suffering writer's block. I'll update the current ones soon!

Any comments for speculating what this Panda is and how he punished other characters are welcome!

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Comments ( 28 )

It captivated my imagination.

Eh, I don't feel like reading this now. Maybe tomorrow.

"Just you know why..."

Never mind. I'll take a gander at it.

"Why you and I..."

...I'll read the End Credits.

"Will by, and byyyyyyy...."

Uh, I'll favorite it and comment on it...?!

"Know true love waaaaaayyyyyyysssss..."

OH SHdsefj0eiwfjesohfiehfeisdfhjdes0ph0uhf49ewfuhewsadasdibasduybvaswdu

That post...

....So much win!!! :pinkiehappy:

Aw, it ain't that much win...:twilightsheepish:

Bro #5 · Aug 8th, 2014 · · ·

The eyes they stare into my soul. I feel the eyes around my body. I cannot look away. Call help

Celestia: Luna, would you like some cheese?
Luna: I'm a bit busy bathing Tiberius just now.
Panda appears.
Song plays.
Panda dumps itching powder and red paint all over Luna and her pet.
Luna whimpers. Nightmare Moon takes over.
NM: I hear panda steaks are juicy.
Panda's eyes bug out.
Panda flees.

In Canterlot,day of the wedding. AJ made some muffins. "Would ya like some muffins with panda butter princess?" "Not right now." said Cadence. Suddenly Derpy and the panda show up... :derpyderp2: She looks at them. Music plays. Derpy takes the muffin and throws it at cadence. Panda throws her crown on the ground. They both thought there not done. Then kicked/punched her in the face. Then walked away. Thats the day Cadence learned never say no to muffin or panda.

4818186 hey is lunas pet a possom by any chance?:rainbowhuh:

very nice


That was just glorious... In so many ways...

Imma go eat me some cheese now :pinkiesmile:

Good catch actually. I might have to either alter it so Panda doesn't stomp on the cage, or have him bother Fluttershy again and this time follow your suggestion to an extent.

If I make this a multi-part story, that shall be the grand finale!

I might expand upon one or two of the events so that we can explore their emotions; that is probably the best catch anyone detected, if I do say so myself!

Fantastic! except for one thing.

Panda doesn't flee.

But if I make a part 2 or even part 3, I'll adhere to that basic outline!

You mean he wouldn't flee from Nightmare Moon, who was about to eat him?

He'd just shake his head sadly, and well, if enough people want me too, we'll let part 2 explain what he'd do next! :raritywink:

Glad you like my suggestion.

What if she wanted to eat him with Panda Cheese?

...You gave me an idea!

I think I'll make a part 2 of this! I want this to hit the feature box anyway.

NMM: Celestia, give me the cheese. I'm about to make myself a Panda cheeseburger!

i keep re reading this. its still funny! make a 2end one!

I won't make a second one, but rather, make a second chapter featuring the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Princess Luna! So stay tuned to this fiction! A chapter between the first chapter and the ending theme will be featured, titled "Why You and I..."

Well looks like equestria is now fucked.

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