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Razalon The Lizardman


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This story is a oneshot spin-off to Singularity.


The Cutie Mark Crusaders are persuaded forced scared stiff by the scariest thing ever conceived so they agree to compete with other creatures from across the multiverse in a contest where the winner is whoever can act the cutest for the audience.

Disclaimer: The author is not held accountable for readership death by cuteness-induced diabetes.

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Comments ( 16 )

I must disagree with your choice of contestants. I mean, you didn't even use a single lizard man, let alone any giant monstrous lizard kaijuis.

Personally- Pikachu sipping from a cup is the most adorable thing ever.

So this... I like this.

Blast! If only I had more resources to begin my studies into the potential of weaponized cuteness!
It would have been glorious....:ajsleepy:

4384676 let's not even mention the lack of Cthulhu and Shoggoth

“Hey,” Pennywise said in a raspy voice, “do ya want a balloon?”

Kirby? Well, time to ruin it.

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I'll be billing you my hospital bill, sir...

Do you think that this story would make it on to Equestria Daily?

5001550 Who's the pony in your avatar?

Catbug would have dominated.

R.I.P - X number of readers

I'm still alive...

:derpytongue2:This comment is meant to be taken with the utmost seriousness possible.:derpytongue2:

I must politely but vehemently disagree with this story.
WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS?! SWEETIE BELLE SHOULD CLEARLY HAVE WON YOU DAGNABBIN' SON OF A BISCUIT!!!:flutterrage:
It is my opinion that Sweetie Bella's cuteness to huggability ratio is far superior to her fellow contestants.
IF YAH WERE GONNA BE HONEST WITH US, YAH SHOULD'A AT LEAST MADE IT AN EPIC 1V1 WITH APPLEBLOOM'S PUPPY DOG EYES! YAH GOOD-FER-NUTHIN' UPSTART CHEATIN' WHIPPERSNAPPER!!!:twilightangry2:
Despite our slight disagreement over the outcome to this story, I must say I enjoyed reading it and wish you the best. Accept my humble like.
FUN STORY YAH DADGUM CRAZY CRUD MUFFIN!:twilightsheepish:

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