It's Rude To Interrupt

by Starlight Shadow

Knock First, Dang It

Twilight was stretched out like a cat on the mass of cushions in Luna's room, sipping tea. Luna was fidgeting awkwardly, and kept glancing at Twilight. Twilight set her tea down on the saucer and sat up to face Luna.

"Lulu, is everything okay?" She said with concern in her voice. "You know you can talk to me."

Luna turned to completely face Twilight. "Everything's fine, Twilight. I just wanted to tell you something."

"Oh, okay." The concern left Twilight's voice, and she laid down once more.

"You know, it's Hearts and Hooves Day..." Luna drew circles in a stray blanket with one hoof.

"Yeah, that's why we've been spending the day together." Twilight nodded, as Luna went on.

"And a few days ago I was looking for a present for you, but nothing really spoke to me, you know what I mean?" Luna glanced over at Twilight, who nodded again.

"But then it hit me. Now, my present for you isn't expensive-"

"I don't care."

"It isn't a book-"

"I have enough books."

"It isn't even something you can hold."

"What is it, then?" Twilight raised an eyebrow expectantly.

"It's four little words."

"And they are?"

"I love you, Twilight." Luna smiled.

Twilight's eyes grew wide, and she pounced on her princess. "OhmygoshLunaIloveyoutoonowjustkissme."

Luna happily oblidged, and soon the two were engaged in a full-on makeout session, their lips locked in frenzied passion. Luna gently steered her partner over to the large dark blue bed, and there they lay, reveling in their fit of passion from those three little words...

"Oh my. This is getting steamy already!"

The two ponies peered up at the light blue ceiling. Discord was watching them through a hole he had most likely created himself, holding a magic video recorder. Cutting-edge technology, but the two lovers decided to question how he got it later.

"Discord." A dangerously sweet-sounding Twilight said with as much dignity as one in the middle of foreplay could muster. "Try knocking next time."

"But then it wouldn't be a surprise!" Discord exclaimed, tucking away the camera. "You like surprises, don't you, Twilight?"

"Not when said surprise is a trickster god of chaos videotaping me while I get it on with my marefriend." Twilight seethed. "Now get out."

Discord pretended to think about it. "Hm....no. Maybe if you're less rude, then I'd consider it."

"You'd be rude too if someone interrupted you in the middle of making out with the pony of your dreams." Twilight retorted. Luna was just watching the exchange with slight amusement in her eyes.

"True, true." Discord nodded, then whipped out his camera again. "Back to the topic at hand, if I videotape this, you'll be able to have it forever! A memory that will never be lost to the sands of time." He let that sink in. "So, permission to turn this on again?"

"Give me one good reason." Twilight raised an eyebrow.

"I already gave you one. Yes or no?" Discord lifted the wretched device.

"What do you think the answer is, Discord?!" Twilight's horn lit up.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" He snapped his fingers, and a pillow floated in front of him. "No need for that."

Twilight had wrestled her way out from under Luna and was standing under Discord, her horn still popping and sparking from the magic contained inside it. "Get. Out."

"Alright, alright, fine!" Discord yelped and teleported out.

Twilight sighed in relief. She lay next to Luna, her gaze half-lidded. "So...where were we?"

Luna slowly but surely began to crawl on top of Twilight, both their eyes closing contentedly as they once again began to kiss. Luna's hooves gently moved further down her lover's body, much to her pleasure if the noises of delight she made were any indication. The night was still young, and the two mares planned to make the best of it.

So engrossed in each other were the two, that they failed to noticed a video camera on a fishing rod silently descending from a hole in the ceiling...until it hit the headboard.

"Discord, I said no!" Twilight shouted, breaking their kiss. Luna blinked and looked upward, to where a mischievous-looking Discord was peering at them, a fishing rod in his grasp.

"Why are you so insistent on videotaping this anyway, other than 'preserving the memory of this night forever' or some such garbage. Frankly, I don't think you even care about that." Twilight spat.

"Well, a draconequus has urges too." Discord far-too-innocently said. Twilight's eye twitched.

"You want to videotape us having sex...so you can fap to it."

"Yep." Discord said all too cheerfully.

Twilight stared at him for a while longer, shaking her head, before forcefully shutting the ceiling panel in his face. A muffled shout could be heard before Twilight all but pounced on Luna, both mares all the more ready to get going with the constant interruptions. Finally, the kisses moved down to Twilight's stomach. Finally, everything was going right, and they were both on the pleasure cruise of a lifetime...

And, like all their attempts beforehand, it was interrupted.

"Son of a-" Twilight shouted, before storming over to the door and throwing it open, to reveal Prince Blueblood, looking rather amused. "What do you want?!" She shouted.

"Celestia discovered Discord sneaking away from your room. He's on the couch for three days, from what I've overheard. Thought you'd like to know." He looked so self-satisfied it made Twilight want to puke.

She took a deep breath, and counted backwards from ten. "If you'd told me in the morning, I'd be overjoyed. But now, I'm just going to slam the door in your face." She did just that, and collapsed on the bed.

Luna poked her. "Do you want to continue still?"

Twilight let out a muffled groan. "It's practically morning. We'll try again tomorrow night, or the night after, or something. Right now, I think we both need some sleep."

Luna nodded, and they curled up together, Twilight tugging the indigo covers overtop of them both. After an hour, the two were sleeping soundly. Truly, this was the epitome of comfortable.

Too bad Luna had Court in half an hour.

Author's Note:

This probably won't win, but I hope you liked it anyway!

Comments

[Stiggerzz]

Poor Twily

[Razalon The Lizardman]

Oh, come on! Surely you could've gotten Cady, Shiny, and ol' Tia to barge in like the perverts we all (secretly) know they are.

~The lizardman retracts his previous statement if a word limit was in place

[Gleaming]

Now we see what Discord does in his private time.

[Bookish Delight]

"OhmygoshLunaIloveyoutoonowjustkissme."

Best line of dialogue I've ever read.

[Evilhumour]

you gained a watcher

[The Princess Rarity]

Well... at least Spike, Shining Armor and / or Tia didn't walk in!

[Coronet the lesser]

A bit short but really nice.

Have a fave.

[The Dankest Meme]

4406958
Yes. That would be hilarious.

[The Dankest Meme]

"Not when said surprise is a trickster god of chaos videotaping me while I get it on with my marefriend."

I laughed so hard that my chest hurt right here.

"You want to videotape us having sex...so you can fap to it."

Same as the first one.

[Gleaming]

4409317 Discord, has some problems to sort out now.

[The Dankest Meme]

4409347
Definitely.

[Tatsurou]

This was hilarious!

Wait...on the couch?

[Arkan0id]

"...so you can fap to it."

"Yep." Discord said all too cheerfully.
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I tried to resist laughing. I failed.

[OldSchoolCatholic]

Discord is a true man *fap fap faptaculare

[metroid_freak]

Tee hee.

[Melancholy Angel]

Fucking TwiLuna bullshit, worst pairing ever. Go fuck yourself.

[Blitz the Dragon]

Now we just need a sequel where Twilight and Luna get back at Discord. Maybe videotaping him while he faps to a picture of Celestia while crying.

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

4411536 Oh no someone has a different opinion! Quick, tell them to go fuck themselves!

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

4410947 What the fuck does that even mean here.

[metroid_freak]

4413735
Um...funny story, good job? It was amusing? I enjoyed it? Cute and uplifting? Help yourself...

[lillytheomegawolf]

"Celestia discovered Discord sneaking away from your room. He's on the couch for three days, from what I've overheard.

is that some DisLestia I hear to go with the TwiLuna?

I think its a funny short fic. Well worth the read

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

4413812 It came off as kind of creepy...

[Erik the Enigma]

That was awesome.

[metroid_freak]

4414150
Meh, fair enough, though that wasn't my intent.

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

4415423 What the...?
UNDERSTANDING IN THE INTERNET? BLASPHEMY!!!

[Azure Blackstone]

For some inane reason I wanna see this dragged out more. Not quite to the point of painfulness, but close.

[Nightheart]

im with azure. this could be even more awesome extended out. like discord's adventures in the attempt for fap material.

[25mar2000]

lol....

[The Slending Angel]

4415530 HOW'D YOU GET HERE?! YOU FOLLOWED ME HERE?! *feminine shriek* I NEED AN ADULT!!!

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

4421436 WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I GO!!!
WHY AM I EVERYWHERE YOU GO!!!

[The Slending Angel]

4422535 I DON'T KNOW!!! ASK CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

4422633 MEANWHILE, IN CHUCK NORRIS'S TARDIS/BOUNCE HOUSE/SUSHI PLACE/BLACK HOLE/LOVE SHACK/PRISON: *shrug*

[The Slending Angel]

4422782 CHUCK, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

4422800 ...RIS

[The Slending Angel]

4422864 *flatulence*

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

4422911 Its a good thing I know your a... Well, a perv for want of a better word otherwise this would be awkward. Like when you see a friend at Mcdonald's and you're like "UHH... I'm only here for the tea... Yep... That is the reason that I came to this establishment..."

[The Slending Angel]

4422931 *FLAAAAAAAAAATULEnce*

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

4422964
"... The tea"

[The Slending Angel]

4423015

BEST REMIX EVAR!!!

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

4423094 Can't view, weird computer.
What's it called?

[The Slending Angel]

4423154 Just copy the link location to the URL box.

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

4425332 No link. Besides, it can't run Youtube without freezing.

[ConEditor]

4426002 i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/185/213/1719721.png?1318468139

[user123]

4416142
Same, and I burst out laughing when I saw the reason he was recording, so he could fap to it, right when he said, yep, I just lost it.

[OrganizedChaos]

Turns out Blueblood was going to tell her about the 40 foot screen that had magically appeared in the throne room and was now playing a certain... situation.

Advert: Pictures will be in the next edition of The Lord Of Chaos 18+ magazine coming out this January to all licensed retailers.

[TheGayLiLChangling]

4408131
Agreed

[TheGayLiLChangling]

4411536
Take a chill pill brah.