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Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

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Holy fuck, this is long. 22k words?!?! I'll try to get to this eventually.

"10/10 game of the year" --IGN

4350600 "Like skyrim with guns." -Machinima

If this is anything like Love is in Bloom and a sweet Winter Night, I know I'll love it :twilightsmile:

Not that big on homo/gay/homo shit, especially if it's gay, but the story was cool overall:raritywink::rainbowkiss::twilightblush:

Not sure how to feel about this fic....*gives fic a thumbs-sideways*

Well. That happened.

... My penis is confused! :raritydespair:

It's not gay it it's Soarin! :rainbowwild:

oh my god yes fucking classic:rainbowlaugh:

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I have no Idea what I just read... but it was strangely arousing.

I think anything I would say has already been said below.

Keep up the good work! :pinkiehappy:

Your humour made me lose my ability to even a long time ago.
And I love every single second of it :rainbowlaugh:

Made me laugh....weird but

Rainbow Dash flies up to my table and gives me a small golden statue. It is shaped like a horse cock and has a small banner that reads 'EQUESTRIA'S BIGGEST FAGGOT AWARD - ANONYMOUS'.

Oh man, that right there. I cried :rainbowlaugh:

And then, they say, he came 3 buckets that day,

I can't into reading this with a straight face... Seriously, my sides are at 80,000 feet and climbing!

Dear lord that was brilliant!:pinkiehappy:
Oh those references:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

"Alright, that does it. Screw you guys, I'm going home."

"What? But we just started playing and-"

I cut the orange pony off, pointing at her with a finger. "Screw you guys." I point at Diamond with another finger, before pointing towards the opposite direction. "Home."

I thought this when 'I' fell through the cloud.

I laughed so hard at this but that ending....:rainbowderp:

i dont think this was as much of a clop fic as it was a troll/silly fic


For that Rise of the Triad reference good sir, you have officially won the internet.:rainbowlaugh:

while reading this, i figured out what Anon's real name is...
Dave Strider

4813707 I totally agree and for those of you who do.not know who the hell Dave Stirder is outlast your asses off to this anonymous here he is the one in sunglasses and red text. Red it through for more moments like this anonymous

my brain just went haywire :derpyderp1:

Keep Your Friends Close...

OMG, this title is a reference to the final mission title in GTA: VC, isn't it? :pinkiegasp:

5951807 Yup, it is.


was actually one of the very select few one shots I actually really enjoyed reading......

...go away boner nobody likes you...

I was really enjoying this story, but those last few paragraphs where he entered SugerCube Courner and what happened after spoiled it.

"I raise about three and a half eyebrows". I died. And speaking of dying I think my brain did on the last section. I'm not sure whether it ruined it or not, but it certainly turned my brain into soup.
Anyway, I got most references u put, and had a great time on the floor while reading. Probably the best one shot I ever read, and I loved the sex scene (I really wish there was more DT x Scootaloo x anon shit out there). 8/8 would read again (and recommend) :trollestia:

7758444 Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I have no idea why this particular story is so popular and well-received compared to some other things I wrote, but it's nice to know people out there are enjoying it.

This was suprisingly good, I'm going to assume the last part (after the banging) was what Luna walked in on when she visited his dream because that was quite the post sex dream.

Miss me with that gay shit nigga

Payback's a motherfucker, ain't it? nyuggah

laughing so hard caused me to nosebleed

I think you're just some kind of hairless monkey without a clue as to how he found himself here in the first place

Basically every human in Equestria ever

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