• Member Since 24th Jul, 2013
  • offline last seen Feb 27th, 2018

Mr Darkstone


If I wanted to stay sane, then I should have stayed away from the internet.

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Warning, lot's of swearing, slight gore and mild sex jokes.


So, have you ever heard the story of a human somehow ending up in a show for five year old girls and becomes a villain because he got dressed up as a villain and got powers from the villain he was dressed as?
You have? Well shut up because this one's different.
In this story, the human never cosplayed so he doesn't have powers or traits and abilities from the guy he cosplayed as, he never got to Equestria by some trinket he got from a creepy old man, and he's not trained for fighting... well besides firearms.
All he is, is a man who is a complete jerk and doesn't care about other people but himself... and that man is me.
My name is Johnathan Richards, and I am Equestria's only human, and it's biggest jerk.

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Comments ( 3 )

Apart from the 'where, were, we're' problem, this looks like it will be a decent story :pinkiehappy:

I look forward to more! Also you said FRIED BY DICORD NOT FREED! Just thought I should mention that because while the mental image of that is funny it is a bit inaccurate. :pinkiehappy: Good luck!

"FUCK MY LIFAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

he cant scream louder because his parents are in the other room:pinkiehappy:

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