Over a thousand years ago Equestria faced it's first villain and stood victorius as the evil wizard was sealed in stone for all eternity. Or so they believed, now free from his prison the dark wizard of colour seeks to finish what he started and end all of ponykind. After having created his own nemesis in the past, Spectrum looks forward to an epic showdown of Wizard v.s. Ponykind and Angels or something.
The only villain story (That I'm aware of) that bases the main character's powers off of image editing software.
Made for the LoHAV
Chapters (1)
Why is rainbowdash a seraph?
4307116 Because fuck you, that's why.
this is a little confusing.. what about sweetie belle now?
4307174 Yeah, this is a little rough but it's mainly meant to be writers block relief and a joke on super serious anime uber action drama. I also don't have a pre-reader or editor.
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4307144 I'm sorry, but as an angel I simply find that intriguing at the least and badass as hell at the most.
4307201 I try to whenever I can, lo and behold I don't even know how this time.
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>Considers self angel.
We got another nutjob here, in the vein of Joan 'D Arc
4307241 Pyriel, biblical meaning, "fire of god". Angel of: judgement. Judges those before they pass through the gates of heaven. Pyriel is the arcane name for the angel Puriel. Now, if you are still in the mood to test me, ask google. I did. Also, no, the angel of genocide Pyriel is not me, that's the Hollywood remake bull crap from a (in all honesty) interesting movie. We all have our personas.
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Joan just claimed to hear angels, and she certainly knew a ton of things she shouldn't have been able to learn.
Now, someone claiming, seriously, to be an angel, that's kinda problematic.
Alright then! All joking aside, let's get down to business!
Grammar:
Your spelling's okay, but you seem to have trouble with possessive contractions.
Plot:
Why make this for LoHAV when you could make this original? Why is the human acting like an actual dick? Why is sweetiebot a thing? Why is sweetiebot a crime against Equestria? How could you fuck up radiological decay. Mana doesn't make up the world asshat, Electrons, Protons, Neutrons, and Neutrinos do. Why did you use the world eldritch? That implies an old god, which there are none of (yet, apparently).
All in all, this is starting out as an unrecognizable trainwreck and I fear what the end result is going to be.
4307211 The proper terminology you're looking for is 'nutcase'.
4307330 yes I'm a fucking nut, now would you three stooge fucktards leave me alone so I can fucking read!!!
oh ok
4307281 persona, now fucking get off my back about it!!!
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Didn't say that wasn't the case, I was correcting the other guy.
4307359 sorry. Getting a little stretched out with about every other commenter messing with me about my choice in role and character.
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Most folks don't RP their persona in every comment and response, though, usually limiting it to convos between friends, fellow folks doing the same, etc.
4307373 That's because your roles suck.
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4307340 Well, you're the one running around naked and flailing your dick at everyone going LOOKIT ME I'M SPESHUL U GUISE!
4307402 *flicks you off* I'm done with this shit now go and have you misadventures somewhere else, Moe.
4307307 1. Because I like the LoHAV and get inspiration from there. 2. Villians generally act like dicks. 3. Sweetiebot is a thing because it's a big part of the story. 4. Ponies playing scientist are the crime against Equestria. 5. Science is unquestionable in our world, this is fiction. 6. The dictionary I use mentions nothing about an old god. I'll try find another word. Thanks for taking the time to seriously comment and maybe this'll be a trainwreck, maybe it won't.
4307416 what the hell is wrong with you I'm an angel not a nudist.
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4307431 It's metaphorical. And no, you're not an angel. You're just an idiot.
4307463 in what way is that metaphorical, and ROLEPLAYING ASSHOLE NOW FUCKING GET A LIFE INSTEAD OF BEING SOME HATER MESSING WITH A KID WHO IS SUICIDAL IRL!!!!!!
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Then go ahead and make this guy proud.
I dare you.
4307497 go to hell.
4307510 You first.
4307518 ... Okay. Get me a gun first.
4307481 >"Nu, im roleplaying on a fanfiction site!"
>"You need to get a life!"
Anyone else seeing the irony here?
See, here's the thing. When you run around flailing in people's faces about LOOK HOW SPESHUL I AM, you attract attention. And surprise! This is what happens when you do that.
There are three possible outcomes:
1. People ignore you because they just don't care.
2. People give you a 'that's nice, sweetie' pat on the head, then ignore you.
3. You annoy people, and they inform you you're a twat.
But the fact is: Nobody cares that you want to be an angel.
Nobody cares about your roleplaying. Nobody WANTS you to roleplay. Nobody wants to see you in the comments acting like you're a four year old who hasn't stopped playing pretend and is covering his ears whenever anyone tells him his imaginary friend isn't real.
Let me explain something to you.
If you were to run out the door right now and get hit by a car and die, (either accidentally or going through with the 'omg I'm suicidal pay attention to me' threats that, let's face it, you don't have the balls to do it) would not affect us even the slightest bit. We would neither notice nor care that you'd died. I won't even say that you'd improve the gene pool, because let's face it, you're a fat, autistic teenage brony who is insisting on pretending to be an angel and will never, ever know the touch of a woman.
If that's how little we care about your life, how much do you think we care about your roleplay?
4307576
Hey, hey! What's with all the harsh words? While I concede that Pyriel isn't really making much sense (if any at all), you clearly have the capability for maturity. Just ignore the guy and move on. Is there really a need to attack? Granted that this is the heartless world of the Internet, there's no changing that you're still a person behind the technology. It's completely cruel to just tell someone that no one would care -even worse if that someone was suicidal.
Sorry, if I seem a bit sensitive, but I've met my share of suicidal people. It's nothing to take lightly -over-dramatic, hormone spiking dude or not.
Just had to share a piece of my mind, and yes, I realize that you may not care about this at all.
4307576 I'm not saying I'm special, you're just being an ass. I'm not autistic, I'm ADHD. I'm not fat, I'm skinny. And at least I can say I have friends and don't content myself with being the reason why the internet isn't safe for children. Also, if brony was supposed to be an insult, it's void considering your on this site too. Also, unlike you, I'm accepting of my faults. In fact, every time I have to come back to this stupid flame war, I'm thinking to myself,'why can't we just forget this and go back to reading?' Then I remember what type of person I'm dealing with; a realist hater who can't get his face out of the shit of the human race long enough to realize there are people who are trying to improve the world instead of dwelling on its downfalls. An idealist and a realist, that's what I am. Thank you for this shitty comment session. Now I've been proven to that there are bad people. And goodbye. I'm no longer interested in reading this story because now I know if I have something to say about it, some ass like yourself is just going to show up and ruin a perfectly good story with their pointless complaints.
Is that Rainbow Dash as an Angel? Did he turn her into one?
4307679 Well, see, there are several issues with your reply, sparky.
No, you're just running around going GUISE I'M AN ANGEL SEE LOOKIT ME.
No, it's a fact.
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Because you're /that desperate/ for attention.
You misspelled 'attention whoring nutcase'
You're running around on a pony fanfiction site pretending to be an angel. You ain't exactly Ghandi there, fella.
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...Hm, hold on. I need to go find more reaction pictures.
4307815 hey, you forgot to rip apart the word "goodbye". And "blocked".
4307845 Oh no! That means I'll never be able to reply to comments- oh wait that's not what that means at all.
4307745 seriously, this guy asked the same fucking question and nobody's being an ass hole to him. Sorry I had to use you as an example.
I'm willing to bet that's just a host for a spirit of some sort, an anchor, if you will, for the spirit that animates Sweetie Belle to the material plane. Any questions as to what I just said?
4307867 it's fine.
4307745 Second person to ask this, no that's not Dash despite it appearing that way. It'll make sense eventually.
Pretty damn close with the guess on the core, but this will also be explained in time.
4307845 Props for that "blocked" reply, but one does not simply block La "At Least I Didn't Use Bucket Babies" Barata.
I'm not him, in case you're wondering that.
4307949 okay. BTW, was I right about how Sweetie works? Check my other comment: (4307874)
4307968 Did see it and you're close but telling would be giving spoilers.
4307965 yeah. I gave up. He actually blocked me back, so fair is fair. And, if you're trying to say he's a big deal, I don't care. I never liked big shots anyways. That's why those like Skeeter the Lurker or Rainbowbob impress me as they aren't beyond being kind to their followers.
4307949 well, it's nice to know I was in a flame war for no reason. Also, I'm still going to read this in spite of what I said.
4307999 Wait, so you didn't know that Bob, Skeeter, Barata, Iggs, EricKilla, myself, and several others are just different personalities from the mind of the parasprite?
We are one.
4308019 I didn't ask for the flame war, and I didn't contribute to it.
To each his own is my opinion and I hope you at least get a chuckle out of the story.
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One of us. One of us. One of us.
4308058 the hell?