[HEY!] Sorry Tentacle lovers, no dirty material here. Just a Lovecraftian horror and silliness[/END]
So ya, I'm here in a land with magic and I just so happen to be a unicorn. I kinda shut out the cupcakes and parties and games and friendships cause I wanted to be the wizard that did It. What ever It I decided It would be. I wanted to meet the main characters, eventually, but I never expected I'd be the antagonist of an episode starting as a hapless chump swinging around via outsider tentacles! The summoning wasn't supposed to do that, I swear!
Now I need to explain to the Princesses that I was just trying to gain the power to control fire and not summon a dark lord of, of, whatever it is. Well, I mean, I was, but it was just supposed to give me power, not escape! Huh, that sounds kinda nefarious now that I say it out loud... do you think they'll buy that it was just so I heat up my house with a fireplace without needing to haul and buy wood all the time? No? And it's still bad even then? ... crap.
AN: My attempt to write a random comedy inspired by my shoe. What? It's very inspiring. Also, this is not a self insert. I wouldn't worship Celestia's butt like he does. I'd have started a cult for it.
WAT.....
I LOVE IT!
I TOO MUST SUMMON AN OLD ONE TO GIVE MYSELF UNSPEAKABLE POWER!
OR HUGS!
Forgive my allcaps of excitement......
This Certainly has caught my interest. I really enjoy the main characters personality.
So, any chance for even tiny update?
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Haha, sorry about that. Been distracted by another story and a few unpublished ones. My attentions just been pretty scattered lately. I'll see about finishing up the interrogation of our foolish wannabe dark mage here shortly.
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I perspire with anticipation.
I like Entirely Improbable too, but Sorry for the Monster is just hilarious.
Did a reading of this fic, it can be found here;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmSFr9KXLKM
Hope someone enjoys (the madness).
Good day.
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I'm not sure what to say... that was both hilarious and mortifying. It was also the first time anyones ever done something for a fic of mine outside of a comment, so it was a uniquely bizarre experience. But ya... hearing someone saying this fic was truly weird. I tried to fill it with so much referential and and free wheeling thought based humor I don't think it translates well to the spoken word.
Thanks for this. Ya gave me a good long laugh this morning while furiously blushing shamefaced at listening to someone read my first attempt at comedy.
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No re-takes from me, that's why it doesn't hold together all too much with the "making sense". It's a fun, paced piece of fiction though, so I had a great time blurting it out.
Kinda hard to write 6-7 ponies at the same time along with the first person format. Makes it a bit of a mess but a lovely mess it is.