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Dream Bolt


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(Contains no actual shipping.)

Rainbow Dash and Sonic are both fast, blue, and have an attitude. But they're friends. Just friends. Anyone who ships them is weird.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders are weird.

(A silly spin-off that takes place after Sol Umbrae.)

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 17 )

:facehoof: God damn it Dream Bolt

Dream Bolt, you cheeky dick waffle. Here, have a moustache :moustache:

"Exactly!” Applejack stated. “Why can’t Sonic and Rainbow Dash jes be bein’ friendly? That’s what friends do!”
“Hmmm. I guess you have a point.” Pinkie Pie mused. “It would be kind of silly for somepony to act like two ponies are in love just because they hang out together.”

*I look over to my friends and sees the only boy I usually hang out with *
Me: Yeaaaah.... Leo... Just. "Friends." :rainbowhuh:
Leo: * reads this comment *
*We look at each other *
Me & Leo at the same time: What?
Me: ....:facehoof:

“Well, thank you dear.” Rarity said, giving a little toss of her man as she smiled coyly. “Note the shimmering crystals which reflect little rainbows all about. Just perfect for our beautiful little Rainbow.” She gave a sniff, and blew her nose upon a silk handkerchief. “I’m sorry. It’s just… oh this is so… and Rainbow is finally… and… and… it’s so wonderful!”

:unsuresweetie: Drama queen much?

Rainbow and sonic?LOL as if, sonic sucks so much I laugh at him.:rainbowlaugh:

The crusaders are going to be in soooo much trouble. Or maybe not, Sonic and Dash only laughed at them, it's everyone else that they'll get mad at. That won't end well. *shudders*

Well, that turned out better than I expected. I honestly was anticipating a lot of anger and shouting, which made the read rather stressful for me. Glad to see I was mistaken.

I wouldn't worry too much about that ending, I'm fairly sure Celestia will realize it's not Twilight's horn writing.

Loving this more then I should

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: this is going to end up being very awkward.

the cover image looks so much like a shitpost oml

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