And the excrement is about to hit the rotary oscillation device!

You kinda went a bit off the rails here but I like the bushes you landed in so it's all good.

At first it started out as a bit of a 'Hangover but with PONIES' story but I think it grew into it's own (admittedly, I only know the Hangover flicks from trailers and a few review posts elseplaces). I tend to dislike 'modern ponies' a bit because I think the high fantasy thing fits them better but you make it work in your own way. And the personalities work well in that dysfunctional-humor way.

I like it.

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Well, I basically started with writing the first scene as some kind of an exercise without planning to continue it, then left it for a month and, since I invented a few more details (like Minuette's inability to get a job or the road fic formula), decided to write it. Unlike my other stories, it leaves a lot of place for improvisation, which makes it a kind of a rollercoaster...

Welp, they're fucked. Of course, it also looked like they were fucked multiple times already (and not the good kind), and they managed to pull out of those, so there's that.

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Oh military incompetence, when won't you be funny?

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Why do Prenches speak German ? Weren't they freed during the war ?
And soccer is the only true football !
And in the end, nobody says sacrebleu anymore, but "putain" is commonly used, especially in the south (I kept that bad habit even if I live in the east now), and (yeah, that's a lot of and) "fait chier" is more appropriate than "merde" here.

Still it was as hilarious has others, I really like Aryanne misunderstandings.

5049856 When hell freezes over and Satan tries to get a loan from Angels. Then, we will joke about Religion's economic incompetence.

All hail our overlord Aryanne 2.bp.blogspot.com/-ABuPSibu94Q/UyZ2GVlDf2I/AAAAAAAAAz4/iMB_-gib_nw/s1600/Aryanne!.png totally not the most adorable mare besides Vinyl Ahem.....shut up Sky!
Blue Flare: Make me you two tone idiot!
Skylar:Ugh....Stallions....

"Me cago en la leche de tu puta madre!"

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

Is that minotaur from Spain or something?

Aryanne...who is an earth pony with blue eyes, white coat and a blonde mane and tail. Who's cutie mark is a heart with the swastika in the center of it. And telling from her personality and the reaction from all the characters around her. if that doesn't scream "Nazi" then I don't know what is. Not mention it's the damnedest thing I ever hear when comes to those OC ponies.

Although as an Aussie I like the sound of a lump of willow hitting cranium (cricket bat hitting numbskull) I must defer to my all time favourite of an aluminium baseball bat. Better balance, makes a nice audible twang on contact and isn't as easy to break facing multiple assailants.(and I just love yelling 'batter up')

Great, now I read colgates in the snipers oice

Me cago en la leche de tu puta madre!

La caballa loca!

Minor nitpick: in written Spanish, if an exclamation point is used at the end, an upside-down exclamation point (¡) must be used at the beginning. So they're really "¡Me cago en la leche de tu puta madre!" and "¡La caballa loca!", respectively. The same goes with question marks (¿).

Also, five languages in one chapter?

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Not to mention it's stronger and more durable.

I’m gonna tell you about the greatest success in my life. I spent two weeks on the ship, with Vinyl, Octavia, Trixie, Inkie, Lyra, my beloved brother Time Turner, my not-so-beloved brand new sister-in-law Rose, and their kid, my nephew, Hannibal. Dear Princess Celestia, who names their child Hannibal? Signed, Minuette Romana Turner. Friend with Berryshine Andromeda Punch and Beatrix Cinderella Lulamoon.

If they name their daughter mischa avoid frozen tundra and Germane soldiers.

“I’ll go and plug in those speakers,” I say quickly. Before I leave, I can hear a sound of a hoof connecting with Vinyl’s face and yells in Pferdisch. As I said, I know it a little, but I’m not sure whether Aryanne wants to fuck Vinyl or to shoot her.

...why not both?

Princess Celestia then sent a note to Prince Shining Armor, asking him why the fuck he invaded the griffonian enclave in the frozen north, that according to the peace treaty from 784 after Discord was a part of the Griffon Empire and no pony was allowed to even take a shit there without a certificate of approval. Prince Shining Armor scratched his head and sent a letter to the commander of the Crystal Empire Army, Colonel Tungsten Heart, asking him who the fuck started a war with Griffon Empire. Colonel Tungsten Heart then went to Captain Flash Sentry, asking him pretty much the same question.

Captain Flash Sentry replied that he had no bloody idea, but he was worried, since two squads of soldiers got lost during the war games and those weren’t the usual squads, but rathers those compiled of the biggest idiots in the whole army, so in case of war they could send them on a suicide mission. Colonel Tungsten Hears nodded his head and sent a letter to Prince Shining Armor, saying that he has no bloody idea, but there was a bunch of morons running around, and that Captain Flash Sentry needed to be made a staff officer. Prince Shining Armor sent a letter to Princess Celestia saying that he has no bloody idea and that the Equestrian Army should make IQ tests for soldiers compulsory. Princess Celestia sighed and rolled her eyes, then sent a letter to the Emperor Edgar XVI saying “fuck me if I know, mate”.

Even after reading this twice I laughed so hard I almost shit myself.

The Emperor got pissed and sent a letter to Celestia saying that he was going to nuke the whole area. Celestia sent a long and diplomatic reply that was, more or less, saying “Bugger off, it’s your area, nuke it if you want”. A second rescue party was sent to rescue the first rescue party that had been sent to rescue us. They didn’t find Flash Sentry, but they found us. High time. We ran out of vodka, our griffonian POWs were bored, not to mention that the whole place was really cold. Seriously, once I went to take a leak at night and my piss froze before it hit the ground.

At least it didn't freeze to your cunt.