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It's not an alcohol problem, it's an ethanol solution.


Twilight Sparkle is gifted an enormous supply of muffins by Princess Celestia as a prank. Instead, Twilight and Derpy 'defend' the library from potential invaders.

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~Dash The Stampede

And then they fucked in the muffins with Spike watching.

The end.


Marvelous. Thank you for this adorable bit of best pony in action. :derpytongue2:

The image of Twilight 'wearing' a muffin on her horn is now stuck in my head. Good job.
Huzzah for best pony! :derpytongue2:

Oh god this is too adorable. It's a weapon of mass derpstruction. :derpytongue2:

Twilight walked towards Spike, who happened to be knocked out from the assault.
Derpy yelled, "Alright! We got the evil ninja boss! Wohoo!" Before she ate the muffins that where surrounding the dragon.
Twilight smiled and then pointed behind Derpy, "There's more behind you! Attack!"
Everypony forgot about Spike, who happened to be blocking the doorway.

I shed tears in honor of those brave invisible muffin ninjas. No one ever offers them muffins, so they are forced to steal just to survive. Forever alone, forever invisible, and forever longing for muffins.

The battlefield is littered with their broken bodies; they will have to drag themselves home to their invisible houses--if they can find them, that is.

They wish, beg, plead for just a crumb to sate their hunger, but all you do is laugh and mock. Their children sob at night, begging for sweet muffins to fill their bellies, but thanks to those horrible ponies, they will cry themselves to sleep once again.

You are all monsters.

:applejackunsure: What did I just read?


More! :yay:

Simple, but very enjoyable :twilightsmile::derpytongue2:

this sounds like a conversation i'd have with my friends. i have such great friends. :twilightsmile:

4278353 *claps slowly* Simply amazing.

I shed a tear for the brave muffins who were lost that day...

I laughing really hard right now. Please help me stop.

Comment posted by Dredgen deleted Apr 23rd, 2014

4278353 I feel so sad now..

4277992 Um yeah i'll be relieving you of that URL now.

I was going to dislike this, not because I actually dislike but because I don't feel it's deserving of this many likes and no dislikes, but then I read

You shall not pass!

*Takes a bow*
And you should. You all deny the atrocities that happen right under your noses.

Think of the invisible muffin ninja children!

I keep reading fantastic one-off fics of hilarity on this site...

And then I realise when I go to comment that they came from you, Thank you good sir!

4279397 Somebody start a charity.

I have no words to describe the amount of laughter caused by this story.:rainbowlaugh:......

And that's how the evil band of especially dangerous fat invisible muffin ninja dragons was defeated.

This made my day. :derpytongue2::twilightsmile:

That was the intention.

to whoever made this video ill take your man card now
*rips card and remains of your dignity into tiny shreds*
there ya go

Reading because I saw the words, "Derpy," & "muffins," in the same sentence.

Came for the muffins, stayed for the fat invisible muffin ninjas.

can you make this an ongoing thing, where everything wants to get hold of their muffins.

4279397 you completely forgot, invisible muffin ninjas have invisible muffins, they just misplace them a lot.

Around one of the upper windows of the Golden Oaks Library several camouflaged Muffin Ninja's silently observed the going ons within. With ear twitches they spoke.

'The dark one has taken up baking again, we MUST report back to the Village Hidden in the Bakery!'

'But what about....' His eyes darted over to the still form of their third member who'd tried to obtain a sample of the cursed muffins only to get hit by part of the barrage meant for the hatchling. It was only her excellent skills at camouflage that kept her hidden from prying eyes but that couldn't last for long.

'She's gone now....'

'No I'm not.'

'All we can do now is complete the mission in our soon to be departed team members name!'

'I'm getting better! Those acorn muffins were just harder then they looked.'

'Despite that, we still need to report back to the village about not just the muffins but the fact those two know about us.'

'And to make sure they don't know the real reason Ponyville was founded?'

'That goes without saving.'

to 4281633, requesting an additional clop chapter. :rainbowkiss:

I wasn't entirely serious about that, I hope you know. I mean, I for one would never object to Twiderp clop, but it's by no means a necessity. The story is more than good enough as it stands.

why dost thou use the Royal Canterlot Voice? there is no need for it in this current situation.

A sequel must be made! The Muffin-pocalypse! Muffins of mass destruction will be unleashed!


Well, that was fun. Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.

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