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The Next Day (darf's "Cumuliform")1,232 words
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White (Appleloosan Psychiatrist's "Pink, Blue and Ivory")656 words
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As If This Wasn't Meta Enough (Skywriter's "Hoardsmiths")310 words
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PoweredByTea's "All A Dream" (Skywriter's "Martial Bliss")275 words
Georg's "Dear Beloved Granddaughter" (Bad Horse's "Fluttershy's Night Out")174 words
Splinter Cell (FanOfMostEverything's "Aftershock")209 words
GhostOfHeraclitus' "Who We Are, The Princesses Would Destroy" (kits' "Who We Are")653 words
PoweredByTea's "The Duel" (Skywriter's "The First Time You See Her")406 words
An Even Grater Love (Cloud Hop's "Em Dash")678 words
Shaggy Dog Story (Skywriter's "Shipping Sickness")271 words
Ruin Value Meal (Titanium Dragon's "Ruin Value")1,047 words
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Twilight's Choice (KitsuneRisu's "Oh, News")267 words
Since You Asked (horizon's "Twilight's Choice")400 words
GhostOfHeraclitus' "Elementary, My Dear Twilight" (PoweredByTea's "The Wrong Fork")792 words
Themaskedferret's "Sheepish Talk" (FanOfMostEverything's "The Perfect Barnstorm")749 words
Hunka Hunka Barning Sludge (Bad Horse's "Party Knight")145 words
River Road's "Where Blackmail Might Or Might Not Happen" (MrNumbers' "The Demesne of the Reluctant Twilight Sparkle")1,521 words
River Road's "Brave Little Pony" (King of Beggars' "The Surprisingly Complicated Love Life of Spike the Dragon")2,018 words
Kencolt's "Another Point Of View" (GhostOfHeraclitus' "Any Other Business?")447 words
"Not It" (GaPJaxie's "Screw It, I'm Bored")682 words
Lunae Lumen's "The Toughest" (Aegis Shield's "Human Rituals")211 words
GhostOfHeraclitus' "Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen" (Bad Horse's "The Gathering")528 words
Horizon and FanOfMostEverything's "All Bark, No Bite" (GroaningGreyAgony's "If I Was Wooden Matter...?")377 words
GroaningGreyAgony's "After Saying Yes" (Defoloce's "Friendship Is Optimal: Always Say No")309 words
Georg's "The Substitute" (Chris' "Relinquishing")283 words
Lunae Lumen's "Cutting Ties" (Darth Link 22's "About Last Night")395 words
FanOfMostEverything's "Unleash The Macking" (Ponyamorous' "Unleash The Magic (Under Controlled Experimental Conditions)")456 words
Monarch Dodora's "Sombra's Sonnet" (AugieDog's "Villain-elles")114 words
Georg's "Plan B" (Baal Bunny's "Bowled Over")210 words
Only, Only, Only Me (Corejo's "Only, Only, Only You")452 words

Georg's "Dear Beloved Granddaughter" (Bad Horse's "Fluttershy's Night Out")

Author's Note:

[Dark] [Comedy]

This chapter is written by Georg. It is a continuation from Chapter 3 of Bad Horse's Fluttershy's Night Out (5354 words, [Romance] [Sad]). (Bad Horse has since updated that story with a fourth chapter.)

FLUTTERSHY'S NIGHT OUT CH. 1-3 SPOILERS: Fluttershy, lonelier than usual, works up the courage to visit a local bar. A kindly stallion tells her to go home and first figure out what she wants out of the experience, but she refuses and he leaves. She gets drunk and spends the evening with a different stallion, and they go back to her home; convinced that she's built an emotional bond with him, they have sex. In the morning, after an awkward conversation in which she tries to build on that false rapport, he immediately leaves town, and throws her parting gift of a potted chrysanthemum in the bushes.

Dear Beloved Granddaughter,

I was most distraught to hear of your recent meeting with an
individual with low respect for our beloved family. It is with the
utmost of concern for you, my most beloved of grandchildren, that I
asked a number of my associates to look into the matter.

We were deeply saddened to find out that he had been placed in the
Canterlot General Hospital, Dermatology Wing due to an an unfortunate
accident resulting in the need for extensive skin grafts. My
associates assure me that he regrets his actions to you most
sincerely, and shall never darken your doorstep again.

We have sent a flower to his hospital room for you, so there is no
need for you to trouble yourself.

Your loving Grandmother,
Petunia "Kneebreaker" Posy

PS: I have included a rug made to the exact color of this
heartbreaker's coat, which you may place upon your front doorstep of
your delightful home. Think of your loving family every time you wipe
your hooves on ~~him~~ it.

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Georg

Georg #1 · Jun 6th, 2014 · 9 · ·

(Please note that Bad Horse's 4th chapter is a *much* better closing to the story than this one, and I'm not saying that just because I'm being held hostage. Honest. )

The best revenge is living life well.

FanOfMostEverything

FanOfMostEverything #2 · Jun 6th, 2014 · 12 · ·

4506455
Living well, and having a nice rug. It really ties the room together.

Georg

Georg #3 · Jun 6th, 2014 · 3 · ·

4506541 It's somewhat of a How It Should Have Ended for Ponyfic. We all have our opinions on how stories go (Rosebud? What kind of ending is that?) and how they should have gone; this just extends that idea to four legs and hooves.