Robot Scootaloo

by alarajrogers

Luna the LUMBERJACK

Princess Luna, in full regalia, strides out onto a stage, followed by the Mane 6.

Luna cries out in an impassioned voice, "We never truly wished to be Princess of the Night! We wished to be... A LUMBERJACK!"

Cue the music!

LUNA (sings): I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I work all night and I sleep all day

MANE 6 (sings): She's a lumberjack and she's okay
She works all night and she sleeps all day

LUNA (sings): I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go to Ponyville
And party with Pinkie

MANE 6 (sings): She cuts down trees, she eats 'er lunch
She goes to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays she goes to Ponyville
And parties with Pinkie

PINKIE (jumps out of the group and directly into the camera for a moment): That's me!

(LUNA)/MANE 6 (sings): (I'm) She's a lumberjack and (I'm) she's okay
(I work) She works all night and (I sleep) she sleeps all day!

LUNA (sings): I cut down trees, I fly loop-de-loops
I lie back and gaze at stars
I dress up in tarty clothing
And hang around in bars

MANE 6 (sings): She cuts down trees, she flies in loops
she lays back to gaze at stars
She.. dresses in tarty clothing
And hangs around in bars?? (LOOKING AT EACH OTHER IN PUZZLEMENT)

(LUNA)/MANE 6 (RECOVERING, SINGING CHEERFULLY): (I'm) She's a lumberjack and (I'm) she's okay
(I work) She works all night and (I sleep) she sleeps all day!

LUNA (sings): I cut down trees
I wear short skirts
Socks and underwear
I wish I'd been a human
With tits way out to there (GESTURES WITH HOOVES)

MANE 6 (sings): She's a lumberjack... what? (NO LONGER SINGING)

RAINBOW: Did she just actually say "tits"?
FLUTTERSHY: Oh dear...
RARITY: Socks and underwear? (FAINTS)
APPLEJACK: Oh hayll no! (STOMPS OFF STAGE)
TWILIGHT (horrified): Oh, Princess! I thought you were so innocent! (RUNS AWAY CRYING)
(Pan to side, where we see DISCORD, leering, running a camera.)
DISCORD (GLEEFULLY): Luna! Do go on!
CELESTIA (HITS DISCORD ON HEAD WITH FRYING PAN): No one leers at my sister! Even if she is a tart!
DISCORD (DIZZILY): Blueberry or blackberry? (FALLS OVER)

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Author's Note:

Parody of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song.

Comments

[Eclipse LunarSol]

That was hilarious!

[alarajrogers]

4268104

Robot Chicken, an Adult Swim cartoon that consists of extremely short skits, mostly using action figures from various children's shows from the 1980's through today, though it's also mocked shows and video games that have no action figures, and also political figures.

In the opening sequence of Robot Chicken (referenced by someone else's comment), a mad scientist finds a dead chicken by the side of the road, revives it by turning it into a cyborg (with the cry "It's Alive!", then straps it to a chair and forces it to watch these humorous skits. In the very first episode, Senator Al Franken punches a baby in a baby carriage in the face repeatedly, which is where "Princess Celestia Bucks A Foal Into Orbit" comes from.

So far I am also parodying: Puff the Magic Dragon, Dr. Tran, Family Guy (specifically the episode where Stewie and Brian travel to different universes) and Equestria Girls at the same time, Monty Python's Lumberjack song, and certain repeating tropes I see in fanfics on Fimfiction.

[articunos bitch]

We wished to be... A LUMBERJACK!"

I know this song, I know where this is going!

I wish I'd been a human
With tits way out to there

...I wish she was too.

[crossed]

what.

[cliff1999]

She's neither a blackberry tart nor a blueberry one. She's a lemon tart.

[LilyAndPearl]

Sang this in my head