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The_Machinist


I am the machinist. Lord over all machines and stuff. I like twinkies. That is all.

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All I ever wanted to do was go to Comic-Con. So I did, dressed as Edward Richtofen.

Guess what? It went great! SPITE THE FACT THAT I AM NOW IN COLORFUL HORSEY LAND. I digress! It is quite wonderful here APART FROM THAT POMPOUS TYRANNICAL BITCH.

*dances in a corner*

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4240808 I reposted this after my account was hacked. All my stories were deleted.

PRAISE THE LORD, HALLELUJAH! IT'S BACK!

Ok, temporal misplacement, time jumps that remind me of "Time Travel Will Tell", amd a man that is turning insane. This is going to be good.

Comment posted by Psycho deleted Apr 16th, 2014

4240811
Let me get Samantha Maxis. I'll hunt that hacker down.

I understand RICHTOFEN raising the dead for his own goals, but this guy isn't Richtofen. I would've tried to explain what happened to the alicorns instead of shooting a ray gun and raising zombies to attack them.

4240896 We are sorry, but we cannot detect any motivation in the author right now. Please leave a message after the beep. *BEEP*

4240895
Forget Sam! All I need is Pinkie, and a Taser. Both are right next to me!

4240951 Yes. It burned in a fire with all those babies.

Here's hoping it ain't cancelled again!

I'm downloading the whole damn thing so it can be regenerated if they delete it from your account.

4241097 If it's deleted, I'll post it and give you the credit.

*dances in a corner*

:trixieshiftright: *Dances with you* :pinkiecrazy:

4240931

Tap tap tap, "Hallo? Is zis zing on? Ah, yes, wunderbar! I'd vould like to tell you zat you are an ass, und you need a Keet-Kat bah! Zat is awl..." Click.

This story... It has my blessing.

I'm pretty sure this guy is not evil (unless needed to be), just a bit crazy in the head.

I felt like I read this story before... in many different forms.

Oh you know what, fuck it! Let's just go to a Comic Con dressed as Nimdork.
No, better, we'll go as motherfucking Andrew Ryan! No Gods or Kings, only Pone.

4243075 WRONG. No gods or kings, only man.

that explain the lack of updates,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, when its the next update ,man?

4250108 Mwahhhhhahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhjhahagfhsfdagafgafhja!

4254704 *dances around your corpse* :pinkiecrazy::heart:

4254746 *Returns as zombie, bites your leg*

4267421 You two need to move it elsewhere, my inbox getting spammed.

Oh dear samule l jacksons salty tears why porn

This is gonna be good...

Welp, looks like this is the day bitches die. :moustache:

What was that old saying...? never mess with a man who has nothing left to lose.:fluttershysad:

I hope he grabs that staff and shoves it up her butt! :pinkiecrazy:

Kil the bitch! Then return!

I-I swear I saw a reference to SCP. Also, neither guns OR chainsaws alone are enough.
Chainsaw GUNS are the answer!
Pinkie is right.

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