After playing a strange game, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny end up in Equestria. Will they return home? Maybe.
I write stuff. You read it. Simple. (formerly My Little Kenny)
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Lol moaaaarrr
.....its so....so....BEUTIFUL!!!
i think i might cry....
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mooooooooaaaaarrrrrrr
4312182 MOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!
Please
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moar moar moar moar moar
4328303 moarmoarmoarmoar!
I'm crying from the beutifruness
Most u pardon my French and sorry in advance ass
I want to see where this goes.
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed it be the children
Who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the righteous stand
You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names
For what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on
Blame Canada, blame Canada
Because the country's gone awry
Tomorrow night, these freaks will fry
Tomorrow night our lives will change
Tomorrow night we'll be entertained
An execution, what a sight, tomorrow night
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon
Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka
You're a boner-biting bastard, Uncle Fucka
Looks like we may be out of luck
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Why did our mothers start this war?
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
(I want to be up there)
When Canada is dead and gone
They'll be no more Celine Dion
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And you dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives on
(I want to be up there)
Blame Canada, blame Canada, blame Canada
............. wut? ........
"Any last words before we kill you?"
"Yes," Kenny said, then looked Diamond Tiara straight in the eyes. "I can't die."
...... No wonders he never get's injured from fatal wounds!
SERVES YOU RIGHT CARTMAN!!!!
*GASPS**SIGHS*
Sorry. I really needed to get that out.
AND KENNY SAVES THE DAY!
why are people still reading this
This seemed a little rushed, but it's a good story. I especially like how you mentioned The New Kid. Can't wait to see what happens next.
Did rainbow dash just beat up a kid?!
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To be fair, Cartman deserved it.