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(Version 2 is up. Description and tags reflect new additions.)

One day, Batman drives the Batmobile into Ponyville, crashes into Town Hall and causes everypony to come out and investigate. He believes one of them is the Joker in disguise. Is he right, crazy or both?

--You might like this story if you also like:--
Batman being insane (in other words...being Batman)
Pinkie Pie meeting her match
All of the mane six trying to stop a mad man
Excessive explosions
Batman defeating physics
Canterlot exploding

If you like this comedy style, also try my story “Yeah, but What About the Crops?”

Edit: If anypony's interested where the images are from, here they are:
Pinkie Pie: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/03/twilight-shows-pinkie-pie-internet.html
Batman: http://coolbackgroundsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dark-knight-black-wallpaper.jpg

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 115 )

Laughs of JUSTICE were had!


I read Batman's dialogue as spoken by Adam West.

It fits.

This was so stupid it made me laugh. I love it! Kudos to you author!

...god why the hell do i even bother?

It would've been better if Batman had sung: You’ll see that they can’t hurt you. Just punch them to make 'em disappear.

You killed my sister!?!?...what do you have to say for yourself?
"I'm Batman"
I'm going to ffing KILL YOU

I lost it when he started singing.



I was just...what?...I don't even....
Still, loved it. Fav'd.

"On a sunny afternoon in the quiet town of Ponyville, the Batmobile tore through the Everfree Forest" I read that and faved. I didn't need to read more to know that this was awesome.
Also .... JUSTICE!!!

Lol, this is definitely a favorite. :rainbowlaugh:

Five Stars for Autism. Would read again for lolz. :derpytongue2:

OH MY LOL.:rainbowlaugh:
I read this twice, Once with gravely batman voice.:rainbowdetermined2:
Then, I read the comments and read it with Adam West Batman voice.:moustache:
It was even more hilarious the second time.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I read it in the Michael Keaton/Christian Bale Batman voice.

This is the single most amazing thing I've read in my entire life. Thank you so much.

Okay.... Three words...



(This place is scary...:ajsleepy:)

One (or Two) thought(s) before/after reading this:
Pinkie Pie

Funny story!

(Still scared...lol)


I can only guess that my story's comedic edge may seem like it's getting more attention than people expected, but this is one comedy story amongst a few serious ones I've created. I switch back and forth so I can try out both drama and comedy, so I can keep in shape with both.

Hey, keep up on your writing too. I saw your page and I also think your Godzilla pic is pretty awesome.



Batman drives his Batmobile into other worlds all the time. I'm sure Christopher Nolan could come up with a reason why, cause that director is awesome like that.



Ha, your pic reminds me that if Batman made and broke a Pinkie Promise, he might have a serious problem on his hands.



That is EXACTLY what I should put in the song for the Radio Drama version! YEAH! :yay:



You should see the musical episode of Batman: The Brave and the Bold with the villain voiced by Neil Patrick Harris. Batman DOES sing. :derpytongue2:



Ha, I was always taught to really focus on catching the reader with the first line. Looks like I did it! :yay:



Thanks, Assassin's Creed pony! :pinkiehappy::


I like your avatar. :yay:




But thanks for the like!


She yelled in utter panic. “I have absolutely no idea what’s going on!”

“Why don’t you just push him off?” Twilight yelled.

“Are you kidding me? Do you know who this is?” Celestia yelled.

“I’m Batman.”

“That’s who this is!” she continued.
I wet my self laughing at that.
I'm Batman

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