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pjabrony


My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

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I'm not too sure if I want to read this... The pic you used for it makes it look like it will be a comedy. Is it?

Your dull boring plot stuff is- Not Bad!

Half Expected her to say "Your going to be my "bitch" " , and KNEW that the bronies were the traitors :rainbowlaugh:

I don't know if I like it or not.
I suppose it's just in the positive.

Im really torn between liking and not liking, i like short molestia clopfics usually, but here shes just a queen bitch and him taking her horn in the ass 2-3 times a day for months is overkill if she just wanted to see if he would be aggressive.

Looks like the ponies ain't exactly as pure as people would like to think...

Traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was really good. I enjoyed it thoroughly, thank you!

Also, you took my cloppy-Cadence-virginity! Never read a Cadence clop before. Woop!

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Yeah, I'm really going to get burned next week when it turns out that she's nothing like what I've written.

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Writers are allowed to have a little bit of poetic license. For one, you don't know how she is yet, so you really can't do anything about it, and for two, even if she is different; what you've written is good regardless.

Personally, I'm hoping for a kind and benevolent mini-canon-Celestia like you've written here. Only a little more 'normal' when it comes to being down to earth. If you know what I mean. Being young (presumably), she won't be 'worldly wise' like Celly, or 'archaic' like Luna. S'all good!

Wow, he got Winston'd a bit quick, didn't he?

"Fuck the bitch, we have warheads, as human nature dictates, we are a greedy bunch of bastards, greedy for freedom, our land, and our way of life, and if we can't have it...then no one can". *presses launch button* count down timer at 30:00. "God be with us"...29:59....29:58...

...And then I read the rest.....Not Bad.....Ich Mag

Celestia... I will never think of you as kind ever again. :fluttercry:

458436 Lol yeah, no way an alicorn can defend against an estimated 300 Nukes :pinkiecrazy:

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"What do you mean that the mushroom clouds turned into actual mushrooms?!"

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If only the protagonist weren't on the 30th floor.

Lol... I literally cheered out loud when the brony turned them in. This story is good so far, but I'm not a fan of clop. The next chapter might uhm.. well it might send me on a blind rage.

Uhhmm... a couple questions.
Why am I still reading this? Why the hell am I enjoying reading this?! DAFUUUUQQQ

Okay... still not a fan of clop-fics but for some reason this wasn't that hard to read. Though, I can't say that I will read any more clop for a good year or two lol. I am just glad to get this out of my to-read list.
I still don't know how to react after readin this but oh well... it was written very well and I will always appreciate good writing.
Easily a 5 out of 5 story.

:twilightblush:

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Thanks! Can I ask, who's that in your avatar next to Hatsune Miku?

495051 that is Kagamine Len. you know, brother of Rin. They are #2 in the vocaloid2 bundle thing and you get both Len and Rin for the price of one :pinkiegasp:

495051 I just saw this pic one day and it was adorable so I had to have it. Also it fits perfectly as an avatar for this site. :D

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I knew Rin but never got too deep into Vocaloid. Love Miku though, wish she'd do a concert in New York.

495095 I would love it if they came somewhere near Michigan as well. Though that will never happen.

Came for the story, skipped over most of the clop and enjoyed it though for awhile I wanted to fill Celestia's veins with a million tiny pissed off wolverines. I kept expecting Shining Armor to barge into the MC and Cadance's love-making session, revealing her to be somepony who enjoys stringing people along, boning them, and then leaving them to rot. Very glad it wasn't the case.

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Well, don't forget, I wrote this a week before we knew anything about what Cadence and Shining Armor were like.

dammit even i wouldnt turn against the human race!

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Oh, no, this was based on a true story. Most of it really happened to me. :trollestia:

my favourite pony was Princess Luna but you may have just shifted me onto Princess Cadence with this story :yay:

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I'm glad you liked the story. It's funny, I had originally intended for that part to go to Princess Luna, but then I wanted to write it as a nicer, less stern pony, and I felt that Cadence could fit the bill.

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even as a brony my final actoins when they took over would have been to arm the nukes
and before all life on the world was wiped
my final worlds would be to all the betraing bronys out there at how they are cowards for not defending there race
and then id watch as all exsistance is purged in artificatial suns were id finish my life and the life of all things with 7 simple words.
''may god have mercy on our souls''




and if i couldnt arm the nukes?......s3.amazonaws.com/files.posterous.com/bigpicture/UR4fAjkPzx8LVS71jUFdsxg1k1INPONHJfrwDNk9Gh9reMi72vK7JkVFSQDt/Outlook.jpg.scaled.500.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJFZAE65UYRT34AOQ&Expires=1336915867&Signature=FGP0vvBJwVYerYF8tb3Yzh0S1RU%3D
then id fight till my last breath and fight untill my ammo's spent, my body broken and the world falls opon its blade.....
oh i almost forgot. Molestia!!! fuck this shit
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Know what.....
Fuck yeah I´d side with the ponies....:trollestia:

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well actually i recently heard the U.S alone have around 1500 :pinkiecrazy:

Any one want a stroy of the ponies being killed by this guy? :twilightsmile:

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i concur, so much Dafuq-ery is going on here

First clopfic.
Feelings on clopping before:applecry:
Feelings on clopping after:flutterrage:GIVE ME MOAR!

To anyone who thinks this is funny: You are sick.

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