"Ultra Eternal Prodigal Furious Very Big Sonic Fearless Perpetual Heroic Epic Legendary", or UEPFVBSFPHEL (oopfivebsifpehel) for short, stands as serious journey that should be taken as seriously as possible.
In order to avenge the untimely loss of my dead father, I take it upon myself to follow a bed time story once told to me and make it my life's purpose and quest! Seven beasts of Hell reside across Equestria and I shall be the one to most handsomely and victoriously destroy them! With every head I collect and every good deed I do, a new adjective will be shown to me from the heavens, further propelling me onward on my quest!
Chapters (10)
I see the title and description, and I think, "troll-fic".
And yet a distinction may be drawn from the fact that parody does not automatically equate to a "troll-fic".
If I had taken preexisting characters and taken them grossly out of character for the sake of laughs and shock, then that may qualify. Fortunately, this is original content not meant to lambast the MLP-FIM universe, but rather the tropes of these kinds of fantasy worlds while simultaneously indulging in the madness and the melodrama that comes with such fantasy universes, all rolled into a misinformed heroic adventure.
That's kind of what I was thinking, too. But it isn't! This is not an unpleasant surprise.
Thank you, good brony!
The last time I saw a title so Ridiculously long was on a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. When I started reading I was expecting something as ridiculous and funny as the title and I was not disappointed, can't wait to see the next chapters in the story.
Thank you very much!
So, rabbits are now homicidal? I knew it! This fic obviously knows the evils the rabbits hide from us all!
loved it
"When I wanted to learn to elevate my vocabulary, he found a dictionary for me and I studied it religiously." This explains quite a lot...
That speech was epic, So Awesome!
This series is Sooo Awesome
please don't stop creating, the writing style in this story, is just great. 
also, ooh, a definable big bad place has become apparent, and the dad has had a +3 mysteriousness boost, the plot is moving forwards and I love how it's doing it 
keep it up
Dear Sir Ostentatious,
I would just like to say that you have changed my whole outlook on writing fan fics. I mainly have only been interested in clop fics, but this has changed my mind. I now am very excited about writing some satirical genius such as this. I have only read this first chapter, but the other ones will be read soon. Thank you, Sir. Thank you.
No update in nearly a year? D: Sir Osten, where art thou?
Are you done with this story? If you have, it would be a real shame, cause it was looking awesome :(