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Anonymous Pegasus


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I'm going to regret reading this aren't I.

Do not read if under age 18. Do not read if over age 18. Just don't read this at all!

:duck: ok

Not sure if want.

Do not read if under age 18. Do not read if over age 18. Just don't read this at all!

Also guess i'm now brae for Gaeburn...

Do not read if under age 18. Do not read if over age 18. Just don't read this at all!

Already on top of it!

(But um, am I supposed to blindly upvote this, or downvote this?)

Mhm. Perhaps I shall keep my opinion on this to myself.

I thought this was just going to be a gag story. But then I read it.
i.imgur.com/MGgmNuK.jpg

4181026 To quote my friend:

'Sometimes the biggest swerve is no swerve' :pinkiecrazy:

Anon Pegasus wrote a serious gay story. Hell has frozen over, and Jake the Army guy is probably whooping with joy. Given your followers expectations this is probably a good joke though :pinkiehappy:

4181942 With the amount of attention this story got I was honestly not expecting it to hit the feature box. Wtf fimfiction?

Must be a slow day.

4181956
I want to see more "Gayburn" stories of this quality on FIMFic. Is that wrong of me?:trollestia:

....I feel that the chapter name is a Hairy Potter joke...but I'm not sure...

This was good. Now let us never speak of this again.

I love you, Anon Pegasus.

Ho hoooo my, I love you. :heart:
You must have found out I was totally gay for Braeburn.

my manboner is soooo hard right now

4183752 Don't you mean 'STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE :flutterrage:'?

I'm trying to care about your opinion. I really am. But I just can't.

4184921

Are your cares on Dial-Up as well? It takes a long time for me to care about other people's comments as well. :trollestia:

This is a reverse-troll fic! It's really just a gay clop story dressed up in fake-trollfic clothes!

I haven't read the story, but I have to give you props for the level of trolling alone

4185389 People would have read it expecting the big twist and the troll. People would have read it specifically for that reason. And then they would have just read gay clop and I would giggle. :pinkiecrazy:

4183249 Well...a potter is better than a plumber. And Mario doesn't have much to do with this.

4181020
You trying to start a shit-storm? Cuz you sound like a real prick, grubbing for attention. So go ahead, say it. Tell everyone your opinion.
Do it.

4183752
I sense an attention-whore in our midst.

4185782 He's the guy translating Affliction into Russian. He prolly really doesn't like gay clop.

4185782
4185909
Alright, this intercultural relationship is going to kill me some day.
I'm a very straightforward guy, you see.
Whenever I say "How are you?" — I'm not making a casual conversation, I really expect a sincere and elaborate answer.
Whenever I say I like or dislike something I'm not making a compliment or flaming for no reason — I state my honest opinion and can explain my reasoning behind that opinion.
Whenever I have mixed feelings about a certain gay clop story — and by "mixed" I mean "sitting here for 15 minutes trying to compose a constructive comment and failing to do so", — I finally come to a conclusion that I shall not share my opinion until it had completely formed.
"Perhaps I shall keep my opinion on this to myself" does not mean "This story is bullshit, but I'm not saying that and going to make a sarcastic comment so everyone shall see how polite and sophisticated I am". It means "I still have to sort out my thoughts on this one and can not provide a constructive comment just yet".
TL:DR
Mixed feelings. No clear opinion. Not disapproving.

4185685
No, I mean you misspelled "Harry" into a word used to say how much hair someone has. I didn't read Harry Potter but I know how to spell it.

4186812 Oh...see...here's the problem. I didn't 'misspell' it, seeing as how I typed 'hairy' on purpose.

4186823
You did? Well that explains it.
Carry on. *salutes*
:twilightblush:

4185790 You're a bit of a troll, aren't you? How interesting. Begone you, shoo...shoo! Out of the chat room (Or comment section, what ever you wanna call it.) with you.:ajbemused:

4188668
No, I just don't appreciate people trying to be funny by being an asshole.

4189133
How am I trolling? Look at the comment above me. If someone's being an asshole/idiot, I will call them out.

4190280 Ever think you're just making wild accusations, and if not, here's a bigger question: What do you think you accomplish when you 'call them out'. I mean really, when did it become your job to be a dick on fimfiction? Did you apply, or were you the only one for the job? :ajbemused:

4195577
Really? Then tell me, what do you think the guy's trying to accomplish? Nothing constructive, that's for sure. Besides, assholes need someone to be an asshole to them. Eye for an eye, that's how shit works. Besides, not many other people actually do it, anyway.

4195789 So, when people try to accomplish nothing, we must also accomplish nothing. That way we can do nothing together. Flawless logic. Bravo! :facehoof:

4196574
How am I accomplishing nothing? I got to call out a "troll" for being an asshole. That's good enough.

This? This is why I love you, Anonymous Pegasus. You write so well I get an exact mental picture of what is happening in the story, and in this case expecially, day-um.

4197270 What ever you say man, what ever you say. Hope you enjoy being grumpy all the time. Don't mind me anymore. Just a guy passing through.

4198937
Alright man, sorry, I just don't like it when assholes don't get called out. It's like you're in the movie theater and some guy yells, "This movie makes me sick, it sucks!" and the creator gets an email about it. And then you learn that the cocksucker is probably doing it for attention. That's how I see it.

Do not read if under 18? :trollestia: I love breaking rules! :scootangel:

Do you know what tender love is?
Two colt cuddlers with hemorrhoids!

there should be more Gloryholes stories

This one does not think a sequel is needed

It thinks this was enough

Dat first line...

Why do I love this so much?!? D:
(Maybe because I'm totally gay for Brae... Meh, whatever ^^)

We need to get more ponies testing out the gloryhole ;P Maybe Celestia or Luna could check it out, that could be fun..? ;)

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