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"He who makes a pony of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." — Samule Poneson.


Hasbro starts marketing to an entirely different demographic with this new spin-off TV series and line of toys...

Ask parents before using their credit card. Some assembly required.

Written on April Fool's Day, as a parody of the series if it were geared more specifically toward young boys.

Author's Note: Takes place in a universe where the four pictured characters all know each other and are the stars, and everypony else are the background characters, even the Mane 6. Consider these guys the Mane 4 for purposes of this story. I might be mistaken but I think that in canon none of them have ever met. Enjoy!

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Comments ( 11 )

This was so perfectly cliched, I can't even begin to describe how much this amused me. The advertisements just perfected this. I can almost see this in an old 80's cartoon.

One day, the Action Stallions™ were sitting around, relaxing in their Action Hub Clubhouse™, when unexpectedly there came a knock at the door.

After this, instant like. Perfect parody! :raritystarry:

Thanks, that's pretty much what I was going for when I wrote this. :pinkiehappy:

This is criminally under appreciated.

Knowing Hasbro, it might just turn into a thing someday too! (Imperiled Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon sold separately.)

Thanks! And yeah, anything that'll sell toys will become canon in one reality or another, eventually.

See: rainbow ponies. :rainbowwild:

I can't recall how I found this, but I'm glad I finally got to reading it!

This is pretty much one of the best things ever.

It's basically Guardians of Harmony xD

"YEAH!™" agreed Bulk Biceps.

I think I started to laugh just about each time I came across a ™. :rainbowlaugh:

(Just a heads up, Steven Magnet has his own character tag now. Whoops, I meant Steven Magnet™.:trollestia:)

Thanks! Wrote this almost 3 years ago & the site has since undergone several changes that included adding tags for background characters like S. Magnet. Went ahead and fixed it. :pinkiesmile:

How did you make the ™?

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. I can't believe that I'm just barely reading this.

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