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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

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Captain Fleethoof of Team Skyfall has come around to who he should truly be with. But as he goes to confess his love, an old friend seems to have beaten him to the punch! Can the Captain defeat the Special Agent in the battle for the bat pony maiden's heart?


Written in one sitting at hour 27 of a 29 hour shift.
Don't judge me.
I regret nothing.
Shots fired.
Your move, creep...

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 18 )

Oh god, this is perfect!

Remember kids: don't hug without a rug. :rainbowlaugh:

I love you, you magnificent bastard. :rainbowlaugh:

So this is what drugs are like.

4168499 I knew what he was doing Immediately . He would never. April fools hahahahah

So... Fleet gets a lesbian harem instead of a straight harem? I don't see a problem with this.

Also I love the chapter name.

4168301 Hey you finally got a chance to check out one of Dusk Quill's stories. :raritywink:

4169587

Indeed. There are a few others on my Read Later. :raritywink:

I have to tell you Dusk Quill. This is not you're best work. I mean Fleethoof and Midnight seem really OOC. But you nailed Bentgrass though. That's quite odd given that he's not one of your OCs.

“Uh… the pink one?”
“Their gimp.”

I'm way too Catholic and square to understand what that means. :rainbowhuh::scootangel:

It seems as though this story was written as a parody, but not by yourself Dusk Quill. It seems as though written by someone who doesn't see the genius of giving ponies firearms. Someone who takes issue with the idea from the Winningverse of two mares having a child. (But I have to admit, Twilight and Cadance getting pregnant by hugging made me laugh. :rainbowlaugh:) Someone who takes issue with all the lesbian shipping in the fandom.

Clearly, Jake the Army Guy is rubbing off on you.

A fool's review for a fool's story.

I think we created a monster gave it a top hat and cane and taught it 'Puttin' on the Ritz'

Wait, Jake the Army Guy! I thought Dusk Quill wrote this. :rainbowhuh::derpytongue2:

4171702
It was an April fools joke dude, they switched names for a day.

4171903 I'm aware of that. I was being facetious.

Nice April fools joke Jake. You had me laughing like a maniac in the middle of an Internet cafe in St. Maarten

Jake made an april fools joke?! Man I never saw THAT comming.

Comment posted by ARTL deleted Nov 22nd, 2014

You magnificent bastard... There can be no shots fired that stand up to this cannon.

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