Today was the day everything came crashing down on that smug kids head. That was the prerogative today at least. Given that the idiot had allowed a member of the Elements of Harmony to escape, it was going to be bobbin for apples in a barrel without water for capturing all his colleagues. At least that was what Shining Armor, Captain of Equestrias most elite and finest guards had to think about the situation. Already the guards were climbing up the mountain the Puppet Master had hidden his base away on. With Pegasai patrolling the perimeter in the sky with eyes sharp as hawks. Unicorns bringing out all their fancy tricks, a myriad of magical arrays that would make escape impossible short of a master like Star Swirl The Bearded. Then, even speaking of the said flaming spire of brilliance and genius himself was tagging along up the mountain. The fiery radiance that was said to have been granted with his arrival at Lunas own power alone. That was truly astonishing in his book. The elderly stallion was marching at a pace that set his own soldiers to shame, all the while making it look as if effortless.
With their combined might, this mission would, and should be a breeze. Hopefully as something to makeup for his wounded pride. Too long had that damned grinning masked menace had made a fool of him. After both the train and the museum, it was time for the Puppet Master to end up on the losing streak. With this he ordered his men onward to secure the base, their second set of trump cards however, kept a worse pace than his guards. which was to be expected unfortunately. Half of them were, after all, not meant for athletic efforts of mountain climbing.
"Wow, we really are going the exact same route aren't we?" the beautiful mare, one of the top fashionistas in the country asked, "Did he really make his lair in the cave Fluttershy scared away the dragon of?"
"The one who threatened to nap for a hundred years and cover Equestria in its snoring-smoke?" the master of sugar, both in and outside the body asked. Of them she was the only one who showed Star Swirl levels of energy, possibly even beyond that as she was positively skipping up the mountain, "Yeah its the same route."
"Hold, on. Wasn't there like, a metric field load of treasure up there?" Applejack asked, looking more like she was putting pieces together than even considering the effort it took to climb such a steep incline. Shining Armor was beginning to rethink his soldiers training regiment with how easy so many civilians were making it look like.
"Well, technically speaking that would make sense that the treasure was still there, after all the dragon didn't appear to have any giant reinforced bags to carry all that treasure with him when he left, and he did leave in an awful hurry after Fluttershy scared him into behaving."
The mare in question, was dubious to Shining Armor. She seemed more afraid of her own shadow than the sort to even try to scare away an adult dragon. If it wasn't for his own sisters testimony he would of inquired further. Normally he would join in the socialites, since he was curious after all just who his sister made friends with. But rigid training in the guard kept him on duty. Unfortunately for Twilight, he had to smirk a little, this caused problems for the once introverted bookworm that was his sister.
"What I want to know, is since when did Twilight have a brother?" the only other athletic member of Twilights band of friends, who was albeit cheating by flying, had pointedly store the question back in with a glare that could nail down a train track, "Let alone that she didn't even tell us he was also in the royal guard. Details Twilight!" The bookworm, that was his sister merely seemed to stammer but it was quiet enough that he didn't catch the follow up conversation.
Rainbow Dash was here twofold for the reason that she was the one who found out the location of the villains lair, as well as being a member of the element of Harmony. Though he had to note that she was very moody the entire time they were traveling together. Something must of happened between them recently, probably something that caused Rainbow to end up in the Puppet Masters lair in the first place. But so far she had been mostly passive-aggressive and then almost truly hostile towards her own group of friends, which was ruining any chance of his own first impression of the Mare of Loyalty. Who true to her element, stuck around loyal as any guard, but really seemed to hate being within even line of sight to Twilight, let alone any of her normal friends. But given their luck, it'd likely be a song, a sob or a life threatening danger that returned them to the status quo, probably with some sappy comment about how they should never have done X or that they should of done Y.
Shaking his head clear, Shining Armor continued the advance, directing guards left and right, only pausing as Rainbow Dash investigated and found the hole she had crawled out of to freedom. The end had been blocked with a large rock, but that didn't dissuade a royal guardsmen. One order, and a guard specialized in cutting magic down the hole later, and a path was cleared... Quickly the guardsmen rushed down, one after the other, to take up as much space as possible. Though Rainbow had cut ahead of him, he had prepared a shield spell just in case of an ambush. But all was quiet.
"Alright his entire bunker should be right in here!" The Rainbow mare declared, as they breached the final few feet of the cramped confines, but Shining Armors confidence was shot as he came in after her, Rainbows own words echoing his thoughts, "What? Where did it go?"
They were standing in a roughly hewn cave, ones that lacked any semblance of life save from the unnatural cuts in the stone itself. This can't be it, shining thought to himself. After all, how does one dismantle an entire underground facility in the matter of less than an hour. Any deconstruction and transportation would of been easily sighted by the watchmares he had posted as soon as he had received word about this base. At most, since Rainbows departure Puppet Masters forces would of had less than half an hour to pack up and leave. There should at least be the structure behind, let alone dozens of folk trapped here with no other escape. He sent Pegasai both up and down the sudden pit that marked the central piece of the structure, but he knew it was in vain. It took immense willpower not to take off and hurl his helmet to the ground, and curse out the Puppet Master for once again foiling any attempts to deliver the crowns justice upon the foul villains he had held.
Meanwhile, by a city near the Sea, Yoko took off a mask with the amber eye, glad she had been given the time to evacuate not just everyone and their stuff, but all of her friends stuff as well. Already news reports had come in about Xanders capture, which was worrying, and she mildly cursed herself that she hadn't reacted in time when her friend was under attack. But perhaps there was still a way to save him. Or at the very least grant him a way that he could get out. At worst, she could stage a rescue, but that would blow all their covers and her grimdark team of war veterans weren't exactly used to using the non-lethal approach that Xander stated as part of his guidelines for combat on this world. The only mask she had of his was GLaDOS, and while useful for maintaining and building defensive structures and position, was near useless as a non-lethal measure by itself.
In the regards to setting up a new base, it was proving crude but useful, though to be honest it was a miracle that they even had the mask at all. They had to work together to decouple an elevator and when that refused to open for sole pegasus Cass in the group, it had taken a carefully aimed series of bolter rounds to blast open the door before Cass could retrieve the mask and bring it back down to Yoko. Xander had been clever, but he hadn't allowed for stairs or an emergency exit/entrance in the event of his own collapse, and she suspected if she hadn't been there or played the Co-Op with her friend, the entire group would likely of been facing a swarm of guardsmen around now. The hole that had been carved out seemingly by a laser was too small for most of her own allies to fit through, not to mention that if they did get out that way if they could even returned. So with mask in hand she took the next logical step and became temporarily the psychopathic A.I. and proceeded to portal everybody, their possessions, then Xander's possessions and treasure horde to the city that was being built for the Sirens. To be precise to a little bit of woods right on the outskirts above the beach. Then came the tricky part, of lowering herself into an open portal, and withdrawing the rest of the structure so that nothing would be left behind for study. But it turned out most of the structure had been formed from magic, and with conservation of energy in mind she had channeled far more than she should just transferring the energy into a new structure.
It was... Sloppy, admittedly, she knew she never had an eye for proper design when it came to mixing living conditions with defensible structures. Xander had been more of the architect type, and an utter terror for any Dungeon Master who let him construct his own base back in their old world. But it would hold until she could mount a rescue. About thirty minutes later and she could of sworn that she heard the distant rage of a screaming stallion in frustration, but chalked it to her imagination before getting things properly together. What else of Xanders toys remained?
Lets see... a lot of his proof of concept weaponry and tools were still intact, albeit the chest itself had suffered a severe dent in one corner when it landed from a less than precise landing after portaling. Various eras of Starwars Lightsabers constructed from PCP pipe and foam, mostly useless since she was unsure if her friend would have the energy, let alone the skill to wield a lightsaber, let alone a sword in combat. Taking out and putting aside the energy swords, she found a collection of Gimmick Weapons from Kingdom hearts 2 Organization XIII and even a robe that matched them. She snorted, as she saw he also had built one for a stockier frame, likely herself. Aw, Xandy-Candy had wanted them to match. Her snort really did melt into an aw, as she then dug out a half completed suit of power armor, the kind she instantly recognizing to have belonged to one of her own characters back in the day. The fact that Xander had even remembered the photo she had badly drawn and made it at least partially reality was a fair bit touching. But as useful as that seemed, Xander did say incomplete props as well as heavily damaged ones couldn't even begin to be of use beyond acting as their foam counterparts normally did.
She kept digging, eventually sorting out the trunk sized chests contents out and moving onto a second before she pieced together everything she could think would be possibly useful for Canterlot Castle. In the end she had to go with a spare deck of cards, which she did note was a brand new deck in comparison to the one her friend normally used. But then again he did say he went through decks of Luxords signature weapon at an alarming rate, so it would be strange if he didn't keep a deck or two spare. If all else it was something he was familiar with by now. Aside from that, she had found a mask of Sauron from lord of the rings among his possessions, but deemed it useless for a stealth extrication. But kept it aside for later. She would find it funny to scare someone from another realm with that mask, should the occasion arise for it. There was also would be the good lesson for her friend to improve his own raw talent than rely on such an overkill mask, considering the rate he used them even more than the cards. Moving on she had already chosen a utility, but now as the place for something in the supportive role and offensive role. For the former, she placed the Black Robe in. Perhaps Xander could emulate the nobodies ability to travel between realms with it and do a short distance teleport, but if that failed the black clothes would still be of use in blending into the shadows.
As for the offensive role, she debated long and hard but found a proper solution buried behind the layers of props she had extricated. Most of the ones that Xander had used didn't have a proper spare yet, he hadn't been a big fan of duplicating his work unless needed, and the ones he had left had mostly lethal intents, or were meant for projects that he had yet to explain properly. Parts in other words. In the end she had to reach for a Lightsaber, trusting her friends judgement, and trying to find a simple easy to conceal one she instead found something so much better, and that drove a smile to her face, "Oh gods, you were always were a massive fan of the 2D animated 2003 version of him weren't you?" She quietly teased, "Nerrrddddd." under her breath. Now she just had to figure out a way to get these to him without him getting beat up and the props confiscated.
It was time to mount a rescue mission...
Yes, let the nerdness flow through you.
She brought a lightsaber along for a non-lethal extraction mission? Talk about bringing a gun to a knife fight.
Fun.
OH THE HECK YES.... I am so looking forward to the breakout.
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Can you think any better tool to use as an emergency door maker that doesn’t need ammo? Or for that matter one that can deflect lasers and thus magic blasts? Besides who’s dumb enough to melee a guy with a sword that slags weapons and armor on contact?
Considering Xander’s base building expertise it seems like he had an almost concerning lack of consideration for the event of power failure (considering it has happened already) or emergency evacuation procedures. To be fair surprise ‘Android-Majin’s who have already consumed the population of an entire planet already’ tend to completely sabotage even the best of plans.
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Dammit! I always forget that weapons aren't just weapons.
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You will never succeed as a true Maguyer’er if you can’t remember to use things as other things that they are not supposed to be!
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Well in that "star wars rebels" show they had a dial that makes it non-lethal. So she could use it as a painfull nonlethal weapon depending on the design.
The 2003 Star Wars? Please let it be dirge or grievous. Both of them were so much fun.
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grievous mask?
I HATE this version of Shining Armor.
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I just hate him in general. How people felt about Flash Sentry right after the first EG movie is how I feel about him in the show and in most fanfics with him in it.
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I was referring to THIS version.
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I know. This version is especially bad, but I strongly dislike most versions of him.
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Honestly I can live with him being a thing when he's not portrayed as a smug dick.
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Can you honestly blame me after that Sibling Supreme episode where Shining went full on Meglaomaniac about being the sibling supreme? He gets barely any character development in the show, in which he has mostly been either A)As Incompetent as the rest of the guard but capable of a massive spell(Canterlot Wedding 2 parter), B)Incompetent and useless(Return of the Crystal Empire) C)A 'Perfect Dad' which is utterly boring, which he maintains in most of the episodes until the Sibling supreme one. Getting some actual character out of him rather than a total dude bro the show has him or delving into comics for his d&d equivalent passtime as a teen is like trying to squeeze juice out of a rock. There will be a bit of a turn around, though keep in mind on Shinings point of view he has been practically bullied by the Puppet Master after all. Some sweet
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My problem is how he's being a smug BLIND IDIOT when it comes to the puppet master since they have done a lot of good too.
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Can't really help but say that is a point in a large portion of the show. Most ponies seem to be blind when it comes to things such as Consequences, with memories like a gold fish causing them to forget and have to relearn the same lessons over and over, as well as doing actions that should downright end a friendship(Mare do Well). As well as carelessly endangering each others lives (Mare do Well, Magic Duel, Starlights Time travel episode, Dragon Migration, Dragon Lord Ep, Spike at your service, etc.). Shining Armor is overconfident in the show, since any half decent attempt at his 'expert redesign' of the security system was doomed to show how frickin' useless the design he tried to do was.
Just taking the Sibling supreme episode, we can see several flaws with his plans which can lead to the presumption of massive overconfidence.
Guards that are alone in a pair with no form of outside surveillance to make sure they stay safe (This is just begging for someone to kill two easy targets and proceed onwards), a brick wall with NO MORTAR of all things. Meaning that a rough impact would reveal the 'sealed' passageway since he didn't even bother to seal it properly.
No peagsus guards on the glass window (that Spike and Fluttershy came in by) which means a villain with flight and a rock could ambush the princesses in it (a third of Equestria's population mind you). The birds are next to useless since they'd be going off on everyone who wanted to talk with the princesses let alone aren't a defensive measure but an 'hey there are people here' alert. Which means they really should be going off on the princesses as well.
Don't get me started on the pit trap, since its more of a danger to the two its supposed to be protecting than any villain that has any sort of magic with where it is located, and the fact that it is automatically set off means its a danger to the usual staff that will have to clean up after all these birds.
What kills me is that it took Spike all of a minute to think of a better security measure(laser grid fantasy scene) which still would of worked better than the entirety of Shining Armors poorly thought out and executed security system.
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I agree but His stupidity seems to be laid on a bit thick in this story.....Same for the Ego and smugness.
I found this recently and thoroughly enjoying it thank you for the hard work and for the story
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I can't exactly blame you for not liking Shining Armor.
Why people hate shining armor on this story?.
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me too
Haha more please
Does PM have prop of invisibility cloak from Harry Potter? Could be usefull.
What happened to rainbow dash house it didn’t say?
Not bad, not bad at all! Could use a bit of work in some areas. One thing is for sure, be careful about the whole Skargor stuff. Make sure it doesn’t take over your storyline too much. Also try to keep the power scales decent. I’ve seen too many fics get too deep into their displaced issues, or where their villains ramp up to ludicrous levels, resulting in the whole thing going down the toilet.
Dang so I war wrong - for two things - one about my previous comment, and two about one of the masks he made, I really thought that was an Overlord helmet - the game, not the anime - but it was LOTR's Sauron's helmet!