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I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.


Celestia raises the sun. Luna raises the moon. Twilight...I dunno. Her name is Twilight. She probably does something with that time

"But who controls the early afternoon?" asked no one. And that was exactly what had Princess Lunchtime Luster so mad. Today, she's going to make sure ponies know her name, no matter what it takes.

Thanks to the Intelligent Shipping Discussion Skype group for this, especially xjuggernaughtx for the name.

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Comments ( 26 )

This better be featured.

I read this my lunch. I honestly felt bad for Lunchtime. Celestia was kind of an asshole.

Dammit! Why did this come out on my busy day at work?! I'm going to read the hell out of this tomorrow!

Well, there is Diamond Tiara, I guess Lunchtime Luster could try to wear her on her head. :trixieshiftright:

i havent read it yet, but i no it gonna be awesome!

If lunchtime lasts forever, does that mean I don't have to go back to my desk?

Best Princess Ever!!!

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious!

Lunchtime Luster has now been added to my head canon.

Darn you lunchtime luster, and your lettuce-wilting powers!

This was wonderfully and earnestly silly.

truly, she is to be feared

Lunchtime is best princess!
Certainly the one with the most importance for the everyday lives of normal nine-to-five ponies. Just imagine all the special holidays (and, barring that, takeaways and coffee vendors) that could come into existence in her honour.

I found a typo you may want to edit.

You and Luna control the morning and night, but what of the pony who reigns over the imd-day?

Of course it's only a month after i met you at BronyCon that I remembered that you wrote this masterpiece. That's it, BronyCon 2018 needs a Lunchtime Luster cosplay.

Easily one of the best alicorn OCs I've ever seen.

I've reviewed your story HERE!

EDIT: Fuck looks like I already reviewed it and never updated my bookshelf >_>

This is lovely =D. Lunchtime Luster is best Princess.

I'm surprised Celestia just didn't offer her a celebratory Brunch annually.

But I suppose naming a sandwich is just as good.

I wholeheartedly approve.

I am filled with concern.

What kind of concern, you may ask? I have no idea.

Also, that typo still stands.

I... Okay then.

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