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Razalon The Lizardman


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This story is a one-shot spin-off to Singularity.


Sandbag puts up with so much crap and never gives a crap itself. Getting launched halfway across a stadium? Phhhft. Getting beaten senseless by the greatest assortment of fighters ever assembled? Hell, it gives out free stuff for that. Inexplicably getting plucked from its home world and dropped off in a world of colorful, cartoon ponies? *snore* *snore*

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I actually always felt bad for beating up Sandbag. :pinkiesad2:

She immediately recognized the feel of leather under her hoof.

How often does Rainbow Dash feel the dried skin of her fellow sentient creatures?

She immediately recognized the feel of leather under her hoof

How? Leather is made from the skin of butchered cows. If she knows what that feels like, that's sick.

Overall, not bad, though.

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4199403 That's why I clicked refresh before I posted my comment.

4199383 Faux leather maybe? No doubt Rarity would have tried her hand at it at least once. Not to mention other races that may have used it such as griffins.

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4199395 Whoever said this was canon Equestria? :pinkiecrazy:

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Why would they ever have a need for fake leather if there was nothing real to base it off of? How would they even know what it would feel like?

4199431 Bomber jackets and sports equipment? I'm not trying to say I understand Equestrian logic but they may have used leather in older times or had gotten it from races with fewer qualms against killing. Who knows? Isn't speculation fun?

Well, that was an entertaining little romp. I just hope Sandbag is self-repairing, because it's kind of bleeding out at the end there. Well, leaking out, but a Sandbag with no sand is just a Bag, and is much less punchable.

In any case, thank you for this, good lizardman. :twilightsmile:

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Well, Gilda had this one jacket back in flight camp...

Poor dash, she will forever be shipped with inanimate objects. Very cute stuff.

She finally finished chewing and swallowed, to which the donut matter began its short journey to the great, intestinal tract beyond.

TMI. You're writing a scene about someone eating a pile of sweets and you start talking about their digestive tract :pinkiesick:

This was nice. Characterization of Dash interacting with Sandbag was well done throughout IMO, and her thinking Sandbag was taunting her simply by standing was funny. And her basically saying gg with an added section from SB's pov made a nice ending.

May I have your permission to do a dramatic reading of this story? :) (want it to go out the day smash wii u comes it)

A shipfic? :rainbowderp:
Between... Sandbag and...? :rainbowlaugh: I wanna see this so badly.

Awesome job on this, this was fantastic! :yay:

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