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Rocinante


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Run, Applejack!

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"Goodie! A spry one." :trollestia:

And then Applejack finds out she was actually looking for Granny Smith.

4110997 I don't know if Applejack should run, or if she is the luckiest pony ever.

4111467 Your sister's better. :trollestia:

This story definitely needs a sequel :rainbowlaugh:

Anyway, I liked it :twilightsmile: Especially a fact that Twilight was trying to cut herself off from the sun, so she wouldn't know about Celestia's... current state xD And that ending... I'm not sure if I should feel bad for AJ or wish her unforgettable and wonderful memories.

Aw, let Celly have her fun, Applejack! You know you want the mega-horn!

4111045 I just threw up in my mouth a little. XD

Imagine Granny Smith hanging a sign on the farm gate.

It was at this moment I said a continuous "eww" for one minute and thirty-two seconds. Don't ask how, I don't know the answer.

*sounds the bell of rape* it has began:trollestia: (make a version of this with all the mane six and them running for dear life

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

And then I saw rocinante's comment.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Hehehe... wait... Oh Myyy :rainbowderp:

And then they fucked!!!!

In the mood for some silly. This is DEFINITELY silly.


I like you.

:applejackconfused: You better accept this AJ, no one can run from the sun goddess :trollestia:

Very enjoyable to read and rather interesting head-cannon about Celestia's mating call. Oh an it was rather funny. :raritywink:
~Tobben

CONTINUE!!! :flutterrage:

The story was great. The ending was perfect.

"Heh! Who's runnin'? :ajsmug: "
*sensual music comes on*

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:twilightoops: "Applejack, when did you put speakers in all the trees, and why did you have Berry White already cued up?"

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!:twilightoops::derpyderp1:

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That's how we roll out here at the orchard. You should see the family reunions. Huehue.

4111045 Well, AJ was hidden in Twilight's boarded up kitchen when the sun started circling...:trixieshiftright:

Twilight: Oh, Applejack... :facehoof:
Applejack: What can I say? She's the princess. :applejackunsure:
Celestia: Twilight, that was a new record! Earth ponies have amazing stamina, but I've never... You know what? You two are friends! Applejack, just show her! :trollestia::ajbemused:

That was pretty entertaining to read. Applejack is certainly in for an...interesting time. :trollestia:

4111311 That explains my line of reasoning perfectly.

About this time Big Mac came to check on Applejack and then the sun started making figure 8's , this was gonna get interesting

Short and hilarious. Just what I needed! :rainbowlaugh:

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Or Apple Bloom.

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I was just about to write a comment, but that picture summed up my thoughts so much better. I need to add that one to my personal collection.

This was the perfect blend of sex and science. I liked it :twilightsmile:

Twinkle Twinkle Little Sun
In The Summer You Have Fun

Well, that's more than slightly disturbing. The idea of the sun moving outside the rise-and-set routine at all, much less acting as a bellwether for Celestia's romantic actions, is downright surreal. Mood apples are kind of funny, but the idea of something cosmic subject to a single person's feelings... I don't know why, but I can't help but feel dread at the concept.

Also, it raises very unpleasant questions about sunspots. :twilightoops:

That being said, this was still a very enjoyable story. Thank you for it. :twilightsmile:

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That raises an interesting question: how does the moon reflect Luna's pursuits? Wobbling? Phase changes? Tidal shifts?

4137945 I don't know, but Luna can come after me anytime. :ajsmug:

poor applejack even see ran celestia would be behind her..through it'd be hilarious if she saw big mac and changed her mind

Poor Twilight. For her, all summer every summer is That Awkward Moment When...
Also, it had to be done:
:applejackunsure:"I need an adult."
:trollestia:"I am an adult."

This brings a double meaning to the expression 'Oh Celestia!'

I feel frightened and in the need of an adult.

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That'd be freaking funny.

Really? I have to be the one to say it? Okay.
:trollestia: Death by SNU SNU!!!

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That raises an interesting question: how does the moon reflect Luna's pursuits? Wobbling? Phase changes? Tidal shifts?

I don't believe Twilight will be the one to investigate that, given what she knows about the sun and Celestia—and tries desperately to not think about.

Wow. You gain a follower, a like, and a favorite. This was beautiful:pinkiehappy::yay:.

LOL, I really loved this. Great comedy and idea. The ending, HA, AJ better run!

4746792 That made me lol, its was odd to have a reply from a story I read a while ago though so it took it a while for it to really click.:trollestia:

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