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I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

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An atypical day for the crew of the TARDIS. Which, come to think of it, must be a really strange day indeed. Then again, the Doctor was never a rapper before, either.

Author's Note:
I tried to write this so that anyone can read it with minimal prior knowledge. Please tell me if I managed to succeed.

Three down.

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Comments ( 18 )

That...
That was...
That was the most absurdly sweet thing I've ever read. Kudos.

She could feel herself catching cancer.

:rainbowderp:

the hourglass-like piston remained motionless, meaning that they weren't moving.

No sh:yay:t, Sherlock. :ajbemused:

Petrified in mortal terror

Wow. Sounds pretty hardcore. So what's it look like?

Dear Celestia. If that isn't the pimpin'est Dalek I've ever seen. :rainbowlaugh:
Oh, wow. Dat hologram, doe.

... Yes. That ending twist makes all the ridiculousness pay off. Ridiculous, but actually amusing. I liked this one much better than yesterday's. :derpytongue2:

Doctor: Now if you excuse me, Derpy. I need ta bust a cap into somepony's flank!
Derpy: ......... What?

Fuck this dumbass bullshit, I'm Chuckward, and this fucking killed me, I'm dead, I'm never coming back, fuck you.

My name is Ethesto and this story made me sick. Your rhymes turned me gay, let me suck your dick.

that was great.

“Please. I’m the Doctor. I am always in style.”

The Doctor has spoken.

“No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! This is all wrong! You can’t just . . . wear that!”

I SAID THE DOCTOR HAS SPOKEN!!!!

This is... The masterpiece of humanity. Congratulations Wolf, you won the internet! :raritystarry: But really, this is genius!

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Tank coo.

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May his words resonate throughout time, and may the Doctor always be in style.

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Why, thank you very much. I'm glad you enjoyed it so much. ^_^

It worked.

Ri2

A long time ago, I read a story where River Song met Sarah Jane. Sarah didn't really get why the Doctor liked a woman who was so quick on the draw.
Then the Doctor burst out of the TARDIS wearing a HIDEOUS fur hat, declaring it the most wonderful thing he'd ever seen and he was never taking it off, ever. River promptly blasted the hat to smithereens. Sarah Jane withdrew her objections.
Derpy needs to learn how to use a gun. To keep the Doctor from doing stupid things like this.

What? WHAT? I... just leave this here.

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Just a reminder that this is why I'm dead.

These are only getting better as I go through them. I can see the Doctor thinking that to prove rap superiority, you must have more bling, more hats and baggier pants than the last rapper. He would be wrong, but I can totally see it being how he thinks.

What do you mean he's never been a rapper?

OMG. This was great :D

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