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One day Celestia makes reforms to the Equestrian government. This is not the story of how she got enlightend to these noble ideals, but of how Equestria prospers under her magnificent, communist rule.

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Mistakes:
"Pinkie Pie awoke to the usual ring of her state issued alarm clock. Every day scince Celestia made those reforms to the Equestrian government She had"
she, not She.
" she lved her country"
Loved not lved
"Even though Pikie did't like her life, the brainwashing worked, and she lved her country, and this treason broke her heart. She didn't even try to resis as the KGB took put a sack over Gummy's head and the executed him by shoting him with a spell in the back of the head."
You just copied this:

>soviet Russia
>KGB are making door to door stops to check for traitor capitalists
>they come to your home
>you are reading Marx like a good citizen
>they inquire about your fluffy pony
>you say she is in her play pen, reading Marx like a good communist pony
>you lead them to her
>fluffy pony is in her crib, gazing up at you and babbling happily
>fluffy pony’s copy of Marx is ripped up
>she was eating it
>her treachery breaks your heart
>the KGB put black sack over fluffy pony’s head
>fluffy pony thinks it’s a game
>fluffy pony is taken out into cold Russian snow
>KGB execute fluffy pony
>long live mother Russia

That is all.
Good day.:moustache:

AMERICA IS BETTER

379249 Like I said, my english sucks and yes, my inspiration for Gummy's part was inspired by mrhappyface's blog post.

379260
I see.
And he just stole it from the tumblr.
Good day.:moustache:

TBP, yes I agree, but I don't shove it in other faces.

I sense a Half Life plot coming up. FOLLOW FREEPONY!

379257 Ah, yes, because a legion of fat, ignorent dumb asses are so much better than the country who put the first man in space.

That was delightfully depressing. I'm going to go outside and watch the happy little birds frolic in the air whilst I contemplate putting a bullet through my brain with the nearest twelve-gauge.

For the glory of Soviet Russia, comrade Stalin. Yay.

379281
(Using stolen german tech)
Also they put a man on the moon.
379257
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Good day.:moustache:

379284 Finally, Someone who dosn't desearve to be sent to the gulag. Good Day Comrade :moustache:

379290 You did not put a an on the moon. also, Hitler just copied Alien technology.

379293
No the yanks did.
Nazi ufo's really?
Like this?
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Good day.:moustache:

379307 THey found a nazi scientist's journal that said "We were help by beings from another planet."

379312
When, where and where is your source?
Also you do know how crazy you sound, right?
If UFO's were on his side, why did he lose?
Good day.:moustache:

379281 well you may have put a man in space first but the US is still a country where people have rights and not a country that no longer exists
come at me



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379318 I never said they were on his side, I'm saying one my have crash landed in Nazi Germany. My source, the history channel. And yes, I know I'm crazy, you would be to if your wife died in your arms, and your second wife shot herself. And your only son sucked.

379366
Didn't he get captured by the Germans?
And when asked to trade fro him you refused and then he ran into a eletric barbed wire fence.
And I don't believe anything that the History channels says about aliens, that crazy guy with weird hair seems to be high.
Good day.:moustache:

379398 no i'll never join you, you killed my father

YOU ARE BEING REPORTED TO THOUGHT POLICE FOR NOT NAMINK ROYAL COMRADINAS

COMRADE STALLESTIA

AND

COMRADE LUNIN

YOU ARE GIVEN PASS ON TROT-SKY JOKE SINCE MAKES ITSELF

NO EXTRA CREDIT BEINK GIVEN SINCE YOU NO MAKINK PUNS GORBACHOOF, PINKO PIE OR AEROFLOTTERSHY

:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

379381 1) yes that was my son, and I hated him. 2) It wasn't off of Ancient aliens it was some other documentery.

379882
I see...
Like the reported crash in the Black Forest?
Good day.:moustache:

382179 Yes. Although rosewell was faked. By me, lol.

382598
Nope.:eeyup:
Good day.:moustache:

This was simply glorious.
deviantart.com/download/48462156/In_Soviet_Russia____by_RainbowJerk.png
In soviet Russia, law breaks you!
Glory to the motherland.

Americans are so annoying.

I cannot fully embrace this story, comrade. The appearance of Unicorns without adequate controllers or restraints to keep them in check with the will of the people ...
It is most troubling.

1441986 the use of brainwashing to controll the populace is much more efficient,the use of control boxes will give the Unicorns a false sense of freedom and thus work more efficiantly, also, Unicorns with the box would make poor soilders. And this was writen bofore the concept wa even created so I didn't kow such things existed.

Still get a laugh reading this story.

Why haven’t you continued adding more chapters?

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