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I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

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Rock Quarry and his wife Silver Shine have a problem: they cannot conceive. They have tried everything from prescription fertility drugs to unicorn magic, but nothing worked. So, with no other options, the decide to adopt.

It turns out to be a little crazier than they thought.


Inspired by the Monty Python sketch Four Yorkshiremen.

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Adopt a space monster will you? :moustache:

Hehehehehehehehe

Funny.

why did i think this was going to be a filly pie story

4054961 Whoops. Marked it wrong.

Heeheehee. Short and funny. A great distraction from homework. :pinkiehappy:

The stories might have been a little dragged out but this was still funny as heck :pinkiehappy:

Yeah, I remember doing that as a kid, although with less verbose vocabulary. Mom would just nod and smile, her built-in B.S. filter must have been genetic... something all mom's get when they have children... or husbands. :rainbowlaugh:

That was nice. The foals were adorable, the parents were realistic, and it all around made me feel good.

I laughed so hard that I barfed up a lung...

And three kidneys! :pinkiesick:

"And you try and tell the fillies of today that, and they won't believe ya!" :rainbowlaugh:

Great story.

Those foals were lucky. For my science homework I have to create stem cells and use them to invent interstellar travel. And In ELA I have to write an award winning series of no less than ten novels by tomorrow. And then my dinner tonight I have to drink straight arsenic. And then I dig my own grave and die just like every other Saturday.:rainbowlaugh:

Cute story. :twilightsmile:

I had to watch the Python skit again as a reminder. It isn't necessary, but it definitely overlays another level of hilarity on top of this.

Luxury, there were a hundred and forty seven of us living in a leaky farm in the middle of the Evergreen Forest, and we had to get up half an hour before we went to bed and lick the castle of two sisters clean with our tongues, then go and work sixty hours a day for Flim Flam Brothers, and went we got home, The two princess would cut us to pieces with a butter knife feeding out cold lifeless bodies to the timberwolves, then dance on the blood stained ground sing glory be to us!

And if you tell that to the younger ponies, they won't believe you!

Thank you, loved it, well !

Take care and enjoy the rest of your day

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Aaaah foals today. *Shakes head*

Hilarious. I really like those kids. Such potential.

I was actually planning to read this.

They never heard the story of the foal who cried timber wolf. :trollestia:
Also I wonder if that's on here. To the search engine.:applejackunsure:

I am filled with equal parts of laughter and what I call Exploding Heart-itis. It's where something i's so cute that it makes your heart explode, possibly multiple times. :heart:

:rainbowlaugh:
A classic. Just don't bring the foals next time you go to the cheese shop, Silver.

Wait a second...did I just see a little troll happen there with that cake?!
Looks like the arts of Trollestia are spreading...

I thought they were going to adopt:pinkiesmile:

I love it, this is adorable. :yay::heart:

(Heheheh... Yeah... yeah be careful what you say in front of your parents. Anyways, good story, made me smile.)

Those were some funny and ****ed up stories. :rainbowlaugh:

Strictly speaking, this sketch is actually from At Last the 1948 Show, which starred John Cleese, Graham Chapman (future Pythons), Marty Feldman, and Tim Brooke-Taylor (who would go on to found The Goodies alongside Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie). The association with Python comes from its use in the live stage shows.

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