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Akumokagetsu


It's not an alcohol problem, it's an ethanol solution.

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Fluttershy wants to be a draconequus, so Discord teaches her how a proper draconequus should behave.



Here's a link to the artist! Go sing praises for adorableness. Do it now.

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Well, fluttershy in a draconeequs costume is pretty freaking cute. I expect to see this in the feature box latter today.

WWDD!!

Bracelets soon available at your local stores.

Ohohoh, this should be good.
Edit: Mkay. Yep. That was fucking golden.

So You Want To Be A Draqonequus

Cue parody of "Do You You Want To Build A Snowman?"

Did I ever told you that I love you man?

Dragon:moustache:

What does it mean? :rainbowderp:

They really need to do a PranksterShy episode.

Well, that was a delightful snowball of a story. Thank you for it, Aku. :yay:

Also:

“All the odds are stacked against us draconequus…es?” he scratched his chin distractedly. “Drac-draconequuses. Draconequui.”
“Draconequuooses?” Fluttershy added helpfully.

Draconequodes. :coolphoto:

This was the funniest shit i have ever read excellent job.

I'm dying from laughter! Goodness, this was hilarious!

The Order of the Toaster shall rise again! The evil tyrant Celestia, with her vile taxes, will be defeated. This time in an area with no windows to through the toasters out of, so she will not be able to brainwash the masses into thinking toaster brainwashed them.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Bravo!

Oh my. :rainbowlaugh::facehoof:

Oh my, oh my....

This, mein freund, is another perfection made by you. :rainbowkiss: :pinkiehappy:

The Holy Order of Toast shall rise again. :pinkiecrazy:

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Throatwobblers Mangrove.

This was adoracute.

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Ooh German, I like it! :twilightsmile:

Oh my gosh this is a fantastically adorable story ;w;

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No, no, that's how it's pronounced. It's spelled Raymond Luxuries-Yacht.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!:rainbowlaugh:
TOAST!:unsuresweetie:

“Toast!” Fluttershy bellowed

Best thing ever.

The whole order of toast thingy reminded me of that one bit from Monty Python's Life of Brian.

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Here you go:

Discord:

So you want to be a draconequus?
Well, there might just be a way
So come on now, dear Fluttershy
Just close your eyes
We haven't got all day!

You'll have to take some lessons
On draconequus-ing
We're very different from ponies, you know!

So you want to be a draconequus?
You're sure you want to be a draconequus? (Fluttershy: Yes!)
Well, here we go!

Discord:

So you want to be a draconequus?
Oh look, there's Pinkie Pie!
She will really help you
You know what to do
Shoot toast up in the sky! (Fluttershy: Here goes!)

Fluttershy:

IT IS I, THE TOASTER!
FEED ME MORE TOAST!
TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST TOAST! (Pop pop, pop pop, pop pop, pop pop!)

Fluttershy:

Discord? Please, I've had enough now
I have discovered it's quite hard
I now respect draconequui
Change me back to Fluttershy
And spot clouds in my yard?

What is this 'Order of Toast'?
Did I cause this?
Everypony has gone insane!

I've had enough of being a draconequus

Is this really complete? It doesn't feel like there was ever a real ending to Fluttershy's part of the story. Or Discord's, for that matter.

Oh my gosh. Draconequus Fluttershy spreads best chaos! :rainbowlaugh::yay:

Wonderful and funny story! Fluttershy looks so cute in the picture as well!

that's the end? but I want to know what happened to Fluttershy! Author! Did you pass out when writing the end and fall on the post button?

So, what I love is when someone grabs an image and doesn't source it. What I especially love is when the artist asks, quite politely, not to have their images reposted without a link back and are entirely ignored.

http://c-puff.deviantart.com/art/Discorded-Fluttershy-412525505

Here's the source. Please add sources and links to your cover art like a cool guy.

awwww now this is a nice change of pace :pinkiehappy:

needs more chaos....

Source for the image please.

I guess the point is that it's a state of mind.

Toast...


Yeah, Everydraconoquooses brain was toast, but what does that mean?

I did it master, I sang praise for adorableness!

4139733 You are forgiven. Go with my blessing.

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hmm... i may be able to work with this... give me a few days and i'll see what i can do.

You know...I think I know one person who is still being brainwashed by The Toaster...
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Ed

How can we make this religion greater? Peaches?

TOAST WITH PEACH JELLY.

QUAIL, YE MIGHTY. WE HAVE RISEN.

So Discord started a new religion involving a kitchen appliance... nope, seems like a pretty normal wednesday.:pinkiehappy:

i thought picture was cute, i thought idea was cute. story is kinda offensive to me. goodbye

“The Pink Prophet,” Celestia repeated slowly, watching the party mare march toward her with a toaster strapped to her forehead. “This should be interesting.”

Huh. The fact she's so debonair about this, makes me think this is a semi-common occurrence for her.

The Pink Prophet, indeed... her mere presence prophesies chaos!

I saw the title and the first thing I thought of is when Calvin gets Hobbes to teach him how to be a tiger.

"Hey, aren't you going to wait and greet the Great Toaster? Huh? It won't be long now. If the Great Toaster comes, I'll still put in a good word for you!
Good grief! I said "if"! I meant, "when" he comes!
I'm doomed. One little slip like that could cause the Great Toaster to pass you by.
Oh, Great Toaster, where are you?"
:pinkiecrazy:

If anyone knows what movie I'm referencing/parodying, you win a cookie.

Fantastic work aku. I think the Holy Order Of Toast deserves a facebook page !!!!

Discord, I'd be totally game with burning Twilight's house down. It's a fire hazard in and of itself.
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Wouldn't happen to be the Peanut's Halloween Special who's name escapes me? With the Great Pumpkin and Linus waiting every year?

I wish you could take a teeny bit of the imagination you have an put it into my brain.

Seriously, how do you come up with this stuff?

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It is indeed "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!"

About that cookie, though... um, well, you see... the things is...
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4140729 MAKE IT SO. ALSO MAKE A FORUM PAGE ON THIS SITE!

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