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Princess. The highest and most important title that can be given to a pony in Equestria. Here princesses are the final word in the country's leadership. Their decisions affect the lives of all who live within the borders of the nation. For the past year, the four rulers have gathered in the unassuming town of Ponyville for meetings of the highest secrecy and order.
If the ponies of Equestria knew what really happened behind these doors, they would probably switch to democracy.
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Princesses*
"So, honey, what did you get up to at little Twiley's book club meeting this month?"
"Oh, you know, the usual. We gushed over the novel, Luna comically missed the point of the romantic fantasy...Oh, I almost forgot! I totally got your sister laid."
"....Whut."
"Got her some of that sweet Celestial tail, FINALLY."
"Oh my Cel-"
"That's what she said."
"Aaaaaauuugh!"
Should be here.
4045746 4045782 Fixed. Thanks
4045801
Just your friendly neighborhood grammar nazi.
Away~
*swoosh noises*
This is FANTASTIC
Having read the story, I can safely say I was well and truly bamboozled. Twice. I was certainly very amused.
Shit, knowing what goes on behind those doors makes me want to vote for an oligarchy.
Interesting story, though, Celestia is right, a very detailed, chocolate statue is... A little... Creepy. Even for Twilight, that's kind of creepy.
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That would probably violate the strict secrecy of the meeting, but I can imagine that Shining would be flabbergasted at the least to hear the news.
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While it is unknown (though fairly unlikely) whether Shining remains Captain of the Royal Guard, he is almost certainly involved in the Crystal Empire's own security force, and as such would be one of the ponies with a "need to know" about the meetings purpose. That and he probably begged his wife to no end to tell him.
Either that or he knows Twiley well enough that he successfully guessed.
"...Wait a minute. How in Equestria did you know they were book meetings?"
"Didn't know. Do now."
"..........Twilight has an anatomically correct life sized chocolate statue of Celestia in her bedroom."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"
4045877 'Shit, knowing what goes on behind those doors makes me want to vote for' installing Hi-Def security cameras.
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It made sense to me. It's not like Celestia's fear of being creepy would have been secret or unfathomable. Especially not with Cadance on the case. So it's a show-me-show-you thing. "I don't care if you're creepy if you don't care if I'm creepy."
Looked at that way, it's more silly than creepy. There's also notes of... "I really don't care about the implications of a relationship between us. You're not even slightly like a mother to me, and it's not hard for me to see you as more than just a teacher."
It's probably Princess Cadance's fault, anyways.
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I think even the Captain of the Guard would be restricted from knowing what exactly goes on in there. Maybe an idea like book club, but not to the point that it is the premiere hook-up scheme for Princess Celestia, with Princess Twilight no doubt!
Nah, they would never tell a stallion about that kind of thing.
And while he knows her very well... Well, they didn't talk much since the wedding, and I doubt the two shared that much info over the seasonal break since then...
But yeah. I bet he would wonder what kind of chocolate she used.
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Where is that first picture/clip from?
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Oh I get it, and I totally agree that Cadence probably had something to do with it.
I'm just saying, even for Twilight, it being made out of chocolate is just creepy to me. Understandable, but creepy nonetheless. But hey, what else would probably taste just as good as the original? After all, making it out of skittles would have just set up a cliche' "Taste the rainbow" line that would have worked better with Rainbow Dash anyways...
With chocolate, you get a sugar meme and a Discodia reference all in one.
Guh... Now I've gone there in my head. Curese.
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Oh, there is no way Cadance wouldn't brag about that to Shining. Both to make him uncomfortable (they are a young couple, and still at that stage where teasing happens a lot) and because he IS family after all. He is going to find out about the hookup eventually, and probably soon anyway.
The main security issue is him knowing about the book club itself, and I don't think they would really hide it, or hide it that hard, from Shining Armour.
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I see what you did there, or at least I know what I read at the end there.
Well by that logic, the entire kingdom would have to know about it eventually.
A nice little palette(sp?) cleanser after reading a fic that disturbed me and made me worry for Twilight and Celestia. Thank you.
4046206 Friendship is Witchcraft, episode 8, Foaly Matripony.
This was a good read haha.
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It is so much funnier in context.
I would +1 you for that, but by golly this aint no forum.
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Indubitably.
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No, it's supposed to be her, as in Equestria. Here princesses doesn't actually make any sense.
EDIT: Oh, actually I suppose it does make sense, but regardless "Her" was not a typo, it was supposed to refer to Equestria itself.
4046583 Oh, okay. That's a cool usage, too. But very archaic (not at all a bad thing in my book (English nerd!
), but it might turn off some readers). That is why I assumed it was an error.
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To be honest, "here" actually reads a bit better anyway, now that I see it.
Honestly,
not what I was expecting given the synopsis. However, it was still a fun read. 
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Although I'd imagine the technocrats would do the same thing behind bars. Hell, I'd go for a princess harem.
Technocracy for the win.
Oh and Shining's reaction to all this would be priceless. Especially the part about the statue
Well, I guess it's that kind of party...
This is just weird, but oddly humorous. Twilight comes across as totally creepy here...
Well, that was... sudden.
Just Twi and the others, in the library, talking about books. Many laughs are had, and whatnot. Then, BAM! Twilestia shipping! Right the f*ck outta nowhere!
So it's that kinda party.
ALL THE EYEBROW WIGGLES!
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Here I was expecting a bit of drama for a moment and mabye a lost chances situation. But nope just a ruse.....
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Nothing with Groucho Marx? Disappointing really.
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Ok then.
*upvote*
I
it 
Great description 
I would've been fine with a totally average princessly book club meeting, but this works too.
The transition in the middle is very sudden, it almost feels like two different stories stuck together.
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Nice!
I don't know how to feel about this...
Honestly, it's kind of underwhelming. The description promised way more wacky hijinks.
Very efficient! And a little bit gross.
Ummmm
, but over all it didnt make me sick
so I liked it.
That was actually pretty good
A little bit confusing here and there.
GOOD JOB!
All in favor of Twilight going down on Princess Celestia?
Aye
Buck yeah!
...aye
Eeyup
Plan B sounds awesome!
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This needs to happen. Like, right now.