Luna was beside herself with joy, after five and a half years she had finally convinced her sister to let her foal sit Crystal. It was less fun because Twilight had fixed the filly’s wonderful speech impediment, but they could still have their share of excitement.
“What do you mean past her bed time?” Luna became enraged. Not only was it going to rain that evening covering up her wonderful night sky, but her sister had tricked her.
“I mean that I only need you to watch over her while she sleeps.” Level headed as always, her sister replied with a warming smile.
The princess of night emitted a low growl before speaking again to reveal a rather unusual fact, “That’s not special, do you know how many foals I watch sleep every night? All of them! Chrysie included.”
“Sister, do we need to talk about your nightly activities? I don’t think parents would appreciate knowing that one of their beloved princesses was doing nothing but watching their foals sleep at night.”
“Oh come on Tia I do more than that, I also watch Twilight Sparkle sleep at night. Occasionally I’ll watch the Cakes at night but they aren’t always sleeping... By the flapping gates of Tartarus Tia, I even watch you sleep from time to time.”
Celestia was beside herself. Did her sister really just admit to...? “Luna, that’s awful!”
“Not really, they are married. What they do under their own roof is their business... also mine sometimes... and Pinkies every so often.”
“So, you just watch them mate?”
Now it was Luna’s turn to be disgusted. With a tone of surprise she defended herself from the accusation, “Are you insane? They play cribbage on one of those boards that can support three players so Pinkie can play every once in a while. I even joined them once. It is a delightful game. They often have tea and small cookies.”
“Alright... well I guess that seems less... uncouth, but you can’t... wait you said you watch me sleep?”
Luna rolled her eyes before speaking again, “Oh come on Tia, you know I like big butts and yours is the biggest.”
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“Stupid sexy Tia.” With her coat coloring the black eye would not be easily noticeable to the casual observer, but it still stung whenever Luna lifted the bag of ice from her face. With her uninjured eye she watched the gentle rise and fall of her niece’s chest.
It was rather peaceful all things considered with the rain falling on the castle rooftops all other sound was muted. This of course made it incredibly boring. The princess of the night paced back and forth until finally a thought came to her.
“We can play in her dreams and the fun will be doubl... no the fun will be tripled!” Of course Luna forgot one little detail. When she entered another’s dreams anything not carefully watched could be dangerous enough to kill.”
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Dearest and most wonderful sister, Princess Celestia, greatest and most high ruler of Equestria who is far better than her humble and apologetic sister...
Oops.
From the infinitely forgivable Luna
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“What did you do?!” Tears flowed from the sun goddess’s eyes as she held her now lifeless filly.
Luna however was less than truly heartbroken as she tried to explain her actions, “Well I got bored of watching her sleep, so I used my dream walking ability to take her swimming. I took my eyes off her for like one second and...”
You foal! She’s five! I haven’t taught her to swim yet.”
Luna rolled her eyes before replying, “Duh Tia, that’s why I taught her to swim first. She got eaten by a shark.”
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Only a few minutes later Luna was sitting once again on her moon staring down at Equestria. “Stupid sexy Tia, now how am I supposed to get my daily dose of your fine behind?”
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Below in Canterlot a small funeral was held, full of weeping aunts and uncles. With one mortified mother holding an unusually somber draconequus. It was a quiet affair only accented by the sound of occasional sobs from those attending. Even Rainbow dash was a wreck, knowing that now she would never have the priviledge of teaching Celestia’s daughter to fly.
Still the greatest sadness belonged to one particular green star. In spite of Celestia’s promise she would not get to see her daughter grow. So without anything left to hold her to the world below, the former queen faded into the blackness of space.
Author’s Notes
I’m tired of writing this story... so I tried to figure out the best way to go out and I decided to pull off the ever popular killing of my main character. So I’ll be changing the status to complete and I’ll add the Tragic story tag because I guess it is rather tragic when a young filly dies. Still as you saw I tried to keep it somewhat lighthearted in spite of the tragedy. Um there was one more thing... I think... give me a few linesNope not that
No
That’s just silly
Oh wait... no
Well if you tried...
APRIL FOOLS!
Trollllllllllllll!
4167415 Yeah but it's all in good fun...
4167429 *sigh* and this is why I hate this day on fimfiction...
I'm more angry that you teased Lunestia than this actually being an April Fool's chapter.
You teased it, now you got it in my head for this 'verse. Also, Luna likes big butts (♫and she cannot lie♫) and that's pretty well canon by now, if the IDW comics are to be taken seriously.
4167468 Really? I would have thought most people would be used to the idea of April Fools Day on the internet... Oh well I can't please everybody all the time.
4167478 I'm sorry? If it helps Celestia will never reciprocate Luna's feelings and Luna will eventually get over it and find somepony to love and be loved by.
Best AF episode on FiM thus far!
4167550 Thank you! I didn't try in the slightest... okay I worked a little bit on it.
4167573 It was awesome, I am looking forward to an actual update though.
4167526
Well that's sad, seen entirely too much of that kind of trope lately. At least you got a reaction out of me other than mass murdering entire villages of Pans. Also known more commonly as 'Deadpanning' That's something.
This'd be my second April Fools on fimfiction, and the first one was far more entertaining, from what i'd seen so far. Derpibooru's joke is better than last year, though.
4167611 Thanks, I'm actually working on two updates. One that won't be posted until May because of a certain holiday, but the other I'm trying to get out in the next week or two.
Even though the chapter was great i'm downvoting it...april fools
if i could downvote chapters i would do so on this one
4167619 Yay! The Pans have survived for another day of cooking my food! I want to boil some eggs now... maybe I'll go to the store and get something fun to make for dinner tomorrow after work.. Also thanks to Derpibooru I know now that Alicorn Princess Nick Cage is best princess.
4167635 It's okay I would totally deserve it.
4167663 I understand entirely.
4167526 Its not so much the 'April Fools on the internet' thing, its that when I get a notice that another chapter is out on a fic I'm following and it turns out to be ether a joke-chapter thats not really funny or worse, a joke-chapter thats not really funny AND writen with deliberate bad grammar that would make an ork cringe.
When you deal with having dyxlexia every fucking day those kind of joke-chapters both hurt to read and feels like an insult to all the hard work I put down writing.
*sigh* I'm not pissed at you specifickly, its just this day on this site.
Just... just put more effort into your joke-chapter next time around, please
4167623 Good, I look forward to the Motherverse's next update.
4167813 Sorry to have disappointed you. My next holiday themed update for this story will be much better. Also any bad grammar was unintentional. I was just in a hurry to finish it and get it posted early in the day, so that was my biggest problem I think. I'f I had planned this longer and taken more time it would have been better.
4167919 Motherverse... I like that. I've actually been trying to think of a name for this continuity...
4167988 -smiles- The names of the stories, find a common word. Mother is repeated. I'm honestly tempted to write fan fiction of this fan fiction
4168005 the funny thing is that I have three other collections planned for this continuity, and I have already named them... There is of course an obvious trend to the titles which makes 'Motherverse' even more applicable. Also I might explode if someone wrote fan fiction of my fan fiction...Also it would mean that I would have to start a group...I might start a group anyway... don't worry I wouldn't really explode I would just feel really flattered.
4168037 -smirks- Oh I have no idea of the universe as a whole so I really can't do anything without possibly stepping on your toes.
4168054 Well I'll have to see about some world building. Pretty much though it is a speculative future based on a slight divergence from canon about one year after the Canterlot wedding incident... this type of information would be better placed in the group I am now inspired to create... FOR SCIENCE!
4168076 -smiles- I may contribute my scrawls. Hypothetically for sciences sake
This better have been an April fool's joke or I, unfavouriting and disliking
4168170 You got to read the Author's notes, All of my insane reasoning is displayed there for all to see.
4168079 Science!
4168353 Crap I forgot, I'm not supposed to prank Fluttershy... I'm going to Pony Hell aren't I?
Ok, ignoring the obvious joke...
Perverted Luna is after her sister..hrmm..
4168375 cupcakes cupcakes who wants to be a cupcake CUPCAKES you going to more than pony hell
4168382 What can I say, I'm a little bit of crazy... Okay more like fifty pounds of crazy in a ten pound bag. I know I'll piss off all the Lunestia shippers with this one, but I thought it was funny to have a seemingly perverted Luna turn out to be not so perverted then go right back into super perversion. Don't judge, this day was made for fools like me.
4168385 I should have known this would be how it all ends. Making cupcakes with Pinkie... can I get a trial? This is my first offense, I should get some leniency on this. Is there no kindness for this old sinner?
4168487 you commited 159230548266 offences so CUPCAkES CUPCAKES WHO WANTS TO BE A CUPCAKE CUPCAKES
4168487
..I just gotta wonder if she IS gonna be like that in the fic..
4168523 I haven't been around long enough to commit half those offenses! Plus I didn't know punching Gengis Khan's dog was a punishable offense. Oh and don't give me that ignorance of the law garbage, I invented habeas corpus right after kicking Henry the Second in the giblets... which is a punishable offense if I' not mistaken... so that's one. Now lets the rest of those trumped up charges. Just so you know, I am the world champion at nonsense... bet you can't beat me.
4168698 More playful than perverted. And as far as "canon" for this continuity, Luna has her eyes on another special somepony that is not her sister... I am trying to stay between PG and PG13 with this one.
4168700 you made fluttershy cry which is worth 159230548266
4168799 Yeah trumped up, I make fluttershy cry all the time so I know by now that making her cry is only worth 159230548257 offenses. Which is just short of being punished by becoming cupcakes. I'm still a free man doctor! Free to make adorable colorful ponies cry forever! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
4168827 i dont really care about ponies except for trixie, fluttershy, scootaloo, luna, and sunset shimmer
4168845 Hey two of those ponies are among of my favorites, and the other three are still pretty good. So we have an accord. I will not make those five ponies cry and I will not be cupcakes...yay!
4168906 deal and no making changelings or gilda cry either
You mean ass!
4168939 Alright I can keep the changelings happy, but can I make Gilda dead? I really never liked her... You know what I have a better idea. I will just pretend Gilda doesn't exist and go with Live and let Live for my policy on her.
4168980 Like "mean" as in I'm not a nice person or I should have used the word ass when describing Celestia's massive hindquarters?
4169100 I think you know exactly what I mean!
4169100 finnnnneeee
Oh, good this is an April Fool's Day joke. You had me there for a sec.
4169186 Both? Neither? I don't know! I'm so sorry...
4169269 Yes it was... hopefully I'll get back to the regularly scheduled program early next week.
4169323 LOL! You ass you killed her off! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Anyways nice April fools joke. Made me wanna punch yea but other than that a good joke.
4169522 Don't worry she'll be back in the sequel.... or um when I write something 'canon'-ish she will be at full health as though this never happened... because it didn't. Yay!
4300161 ....I just wanna kill those two......i mean, they were about to HURT HER.
4303084 I will admiot that Princess Macintosh was inspired by a picture I can't find at the moment, but it features Alicorn Big Mac in full princess regalia. Very fun.
But yes, the plot thickens... it seems I'm not very good at writing pointless cute and fluffy stories snd need an over arching plot... which is not a bad thing. It deepens my characters and will help the whole thing flow a little better. That and I love writing changelings because they don't ha ve to adhere to the pony ways of doing and saying things. They get to be mean and cruel... Yay!
Oh and, One more thing! Derpy Hooves is tied for best princess.
4304599 Well... that remains to be seen... by you... not me... If I didn't know why I put a character in a story then that would make me a sorry excuse for a writer. Worry not, the answers will be revealed.
4378497 Oh she was so nice and ever so very cute.... then she wasn't very nice... but still pretty adorable.
4383026 OH! You meant THAT changeling. sorry, totally wasn't thinking there. competently forgot about the changeling in the past chapter