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Ex-Machina


I'm just your average crazy person who likes villains and minor characters. As well as that, I like pie, Apple Jack, King Sombra, Derpy, ice cream and Fluttershy.

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As a punishment for their crimes of being evil, Queen Chrysalis, Discord, King Sombra and Nightmare Moon are forced to live together under one roof. Insanity and chaos follows. Obviously.

Join your all-time favourite Mare of Darkness, Bringer of Chaos, Changeling Queen and Senile Tyrant as they face the craziness of day-to-day life.

Updated whenever I feel like it. Open for requests on what you want to see in later chapters, but please keep it G-Rated.

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Comments ( 31 )

This was hilarious! Very nice job!

Bah, who needs romance when it's this hilarious

CaKe CaaaaKKKe :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiecrazy: YES!! IT IS DONE!! THE CAKE THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO MA-SPLAT- DISCORD!!!!!! :fluttrecry: :fluttercry: my cake... the one that I made with as much love as possible!! Crysy enters. Love? love love? NM LOOKS MAD O GET DISCORD! CRysy runs far far away.

5184388 Haha, thanks :pinkiesmile: I might have just slight romance as I'm not all that good at doing serious stuff :pinkiecrazy:

For a Chapte my OC villain Kul'as (image below)visits to see his 'daughter' Nightmare (as in my universe he's partly responsible for the creation of Nightmare Moon) and proceeds to mooch off every single person in the house and point out how everyone's plan was stupid and he could've done better. He also Teleports around the house to randomly kick something yet somehow always landing groin shots and explains it's tension he developed from what Tirek did. Also this is resolved but he still does cause he's Evil Incarnate and still a jerk. Also stalks everyone like a shark when they're about to eat something than snatches it than swallows it whole and belches fire in their face and Mocks Sombra by mimicking his smoke form. (which is made of pure gasoline so i'll let you work with that part)img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130828124818/ninjago/pl/images/e/ec/Overlord_in_Lord_Garmadon%27s_Body.PNG

Love this! You should totally put Tirek in there. And since he has to have a certain amount of magic in him to drain a being's magic, juggernauts like NMM, Discord, Chrysalis, and Sombra are off-limits to him when he's so weak. That could make for some interesting bemoaning of his lost glory.:rainbowlaugh:

Discord! You troll! :rainbowlaugh:

5185810
...Dude.
You don't just go into a story and say, "O HEY YOU SHOULD TOTALLY RITE MAI OC INTO THIS IT WOULD BE SO KEWL! xDDDDDD" and then proceed to tell someone exactly how to write the character, and then be so arrogant as to say "i'll let you work with that part".
It just makes you look like a stupid dickhead.

5193868 sorry got caught up in how you would except chapter suggestions. It would be nice if you added him in though as a moocher that even Discord hates. Plus the I'll let you work with that part was becuase hes made of pure gasoline and that can be made funny in so many ways.

5185810 Obvious troll is obvious.

5193973
I'M NOT EVEN THE AUTHOR.

5193992 I can asure you I am no troll. I harbor a hatred for trolls that dwarfs that of the hatred harbored by Sombra himself wotha Dram to wipe them from the whole planet. :pinkiecrazy: Also if you read the description, Pre-Ragarnok said he would take suggestions and I contributed.

5194494 Yes but you basically said "PUT MY OSEE IN STORY BEKUS IS GOOD SHE IS ALLYCORN OC HER NAME IS PRINCESS KAWAII DEATHWING ALSO MY HEADCANNON IS FACKT IN YORE STORY BECAUSE I SAY SO BUT I WILL GIVE YOU, THE ACTUAL WRITER, A SMALL BIT OF LEEWAY IN YORE OWN STORY IF YOU FOLLO THESE SPESIFIKK ROOLZ FOR THE PRIVVERLEG OF HAVVING MY OSEE."

Also, HOW would Sombra being made of gasoline even work?

Dude, if you WANT a story involving your OC, WRITE IT YOUR OWN GOSH DARNED SELF! Everyone else has to!

1.now I see what you were talking aboutm 2. There is no need to put that part in capitals I get the message.


5185810 Let restate what I wanted for my original comment. I would like my my villain OC Kul'as in the next chapter like the mooching uncle on a sitcom no one likes.that's all I ask for please.

5193973 Sure, I'll put him in :pinkiesmile: I might change your suggestion a bit, but he'll be in there nonetheless ^-^

Thanks. Ive always imagined something like this cause at first in my charater development for him, je would be like Unicron but as I worked on him more he began to act like Disney's Hades which suited what I wanted more.

5215826 I haven't seen Hercules, do you mind if I make him just plain annoying, yet funny?

5260743 both act that way so pretty much yes.

Why is Sombra so hilarious!?! I can't but help to imagine him with a derp face the entire time!:derpytongue2:

5184656
actually that's an acronym for three words.

"Open for requests on what you want to see in later chapters . . ."

Two words for you: DRINKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have fun! :pinkiehappy:

Prank war between discord and sombra

This was awesome.:rainbowlaugh: I have an idea of what you should do next. It's the story of how one of my old friends accidently set both her microwave, her trashcan, and the entire contents of her dumpster on fire.

So, this happened before I knew her, this friend of mine could not cook properly to save her life. She could not prepare food properly, to save her life. Not even milk and cereal. She tried, the counter was covered in milk and cereal.

So, one day, her parents had to go out for the evening, and she needed something for dinner. So her mom, reluctantly, pre-made a baked potatoe, and set it out on the counter with insturctions. My frind picked up the instructions, went okay, grabbed the potatoe, popped it in the microwave, 30 minutes, goes and watches T.V.

A few minutes later, she starts smelling smoke. She comes into the kitchen, and there's smoke pouring out of the microwave. She tears it open, and has to duck from this fireball in the microwave. She looks at the instructions, and guess what. She read wrong. It was 30 seconds.
She struggles with it a little, and then her phone rings. This is what she said: "Yeah? Mom? ...... Your gonna be home in five minutes? ........ Okay. Okay, bye." So she has to get this fireball out of the microwave in 5 minutes.

Needless to say, she didn't do it.

Her parents come home, to see her struggling with this fireball in the microwave. Her dad, practically tears the fire extinguisher out of the wall, and sprays it on the inside of the microwave.
When he's done, the whole microwave is completely black, and there is a pile of ash and fire extinguisher in the middle of the microwave. He scarps out what he can, whole microwave is still completely black, and puts it in the trash can. Then they all go to sleep.


It was a plastic trash can. There was a little bit of trash in the bottom of it.


In the middle of the night, they smell smoke. They come into the kitchen, and the ashes were still hot enough to set the small bit of trash on fire, and their trash can was proceeding to melt on their kitchen floor.

Her dad grabs the trash can, practically burns his hands off, and runs out to the dumpster, throws the trash can in,

and everything in the dumpster sets on fire.

I can only imagine how that story would work in this. Just a little idea.

Also, how is Cryssi not dead yet? There is no love in this place except NMM's for that cake.

The Hellfire at the end of the tunnel!

This was a great line!

.....I.....Am amused.

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