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MnM


Some dude who used to write really bad crackfics and ran /mlp/arties at conventions. AKA Big Willy, MarineMarksman.

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In a shocking turn of events, Hitler comes to Ponyville and steals Scootaloo's scooter to help him fight the Jews.

However, Scootaloo's adoptive father Lieutenant Aldo Raine is having none of that.

And he's in the Nazi killing business.

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hitler is overrated as a human being

Sweet Celestia, where did that cover pic come from? I want it! I need it! :pinkiecrazy:

~The lizardman cannot get enough of Psycho Twi

MnM
MnM #4 · Apr 12th, 2014 · · ·

4221304 Found it.

I stayed awake an extra five minutes and then I saw this.
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
Guess it's time for everyone to wake up!

Dammit that was funny, though I noticed an instance of "fuehrer" and I think it's spelled fuhrer with an umlaut on the u.

However, I'm not a filthy Nazi, so I wouldn't know. :unsuresweetie:
No, Scoots, No! What're you doing with that Ka-Bar? Scoots...
~Dash The Stampede

What the hell did I just read?

MnM

4221308 It's spelt Fuehrer when it doesn't have the umlaut.

yay and also fuck you for killen spike

Well, at least the cover art is relevant.

This was fucking awesome.

What the heck, this story definitely deserves a favourite :rainbowlaugh:

MnM

4221502 y-you too

This is now my most favourite story of all time. It will be hard to beat this :heart:

MnM

4221529 I've done better in the past.

4221535 I will make sure I read more then:pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by AccessDeniedLULZ deleted Apr 12th, 2014

I'm not sure what I just read, but Scootaloo and Brad Pitt are one great combo.

But I thought Spike gave himself super cancer to get recon.

Hitler's such an asshole.

I smiled the whole way through.

Poor Twist. No pony cares about her.

I think Hitler must get revenge by being resurrected, and stealing one of Twilight's books.

Was listening to this completely by accident.

Poor Spike but at least Hitler is dead and that Scoots gets to enjoy Ice cream and never have to worry about all the property damage she caused.:pinkiehappy:

How the f*ck does one get superAIDS? Wtf is that? :rainbowlaugh:
This story made me lol my good sir. Favorite!

How is this so much more amazing with it's raining men playing in the background? .-.

:rainbowlaugh: HELP THIS A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM!!!!! IM WASTING A LARGE AMOUNT OF APPLE CIDER! IT KEEPS FLYING EVERYWHERE!
~ Eric

It was your typical day in Ponyville.

Any story that begins like this can only end well...

TIL you can write a story where someone gets bloodily scalped and not need to mark it 'mature' for gore, as long as it's Hitler.

:twilightoops::twilightoops::twilightoops:

I literally died of laughter. My gosh, Hitler on a scooter makes everything better.

I lol'd so much! :rainbowlaugh:

Nopony likes Twist. :trollestia:

My god. I can't stop laughing. This truly is the funniest thing I have ever read. Favorite!

I rate this an Oy Gevalt/10
Practically annodah shoah.

Oh Spike. You're just fucked all the time in stories:rainbowlaugh:

wtf...... I might read it later

So after playing Wolfenstein 3D this is what I get?
...
Should've played MGS first.

Today has been a strange day. First, /r/montageparodies in Equestria, and now this. I don't think I can handle any more fuckery today.

HOLY SHIT HOW CAN THIS EVEN EXIST OMG IM LOOSING MY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA XD

Dammit Spike, quit having ridiclious amounts of sex with every living mare and you might not die from SuperAIDs! :rainbowlaugh:

My sideS1!!! I cant breathe im laughing so hard. :rainbowlaugh:

Ok, this was just too fucked up...and I loved every word!

This fic truly disturbs me.
Twist has a few fans.

wait a second, doesn't Hitler actually love animals in real life?

Meh, this is supposed to be a random fic.

But I already have a scooter.

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