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Ausbrony


"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

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There are stories still to be told, ideas yet to come to fruition and ponies left untormented.

It is time to change all of that...

This collection contains non-canon stories involving Flare Blitz and the many ponies and pokemon that surround him. Some are cute, others are dark and some will be very, very naughty... But all of them will be enjoyable.

Not written entirely by me, this collection will showcase a lot of Guest chapters. If you want to be a part then just shoot me a private message and we'll talk.

Health warnings. Stories may contain - Excessive craziness, perversion, horror, diabeetus, 'wat' moments, Pinkie Pie, Winning Ponies, Discord, #RainbowTeasing, and all manner of things. Please consult your doctor, psychiatrist, master and/or next of kin.

THOU HAS BEEN WARNED!!!

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 66 )

This chapter was very sweet. I definitely liked how DT's attitude of Flare change over the course of this chapter. It's really heartwarming.

For the first time in her life, Twilight's mind was devoid of coherent thought

remember that other time when flare showed twi his "sunny day"? does that not count? But other than that, the chapter seems pretty good, though Mew's statement about all the kinky things that flare did kinda had me expecting... more... though I guess 1. it would be hard to cover such a vague statement and 2. I read WAAAY too many clopfics :twilightblush:

4028352 - It was fun to write, I'm glad you liked it.:twilightsmile:

4028572 - Yeah, but the 'Sunny Day' incident broke her so hard, I think the whole event was purged from her memory. This chapter was about Flare and Twilight's first time... the little bookworm is a quick study though... whoo boy...:twilightsmile:

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Please sir I beg you to write a saucy virizion/flare prequel chapter

4032036 - Unfortunately, despite allowing clop in this fiction... a decision I did not make lightly... I will not write it myself. But perhaps someone else might?

Something that hasn't been addressed in the main story but could be here: pokemon come from eggs, ponies do not. How does Flare react to this?

4033581 - Actually, that will be addressed in the main story... but saying too much will be spoilers. For now, I think this fic will have to hold off any stories of Flare having children.

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Spoiler: Ponies do hatch from eggs, just like Pokémon! And I do mean just like Pokémon. The hospitals have special gyms full of treadmills that the parents-to-be use to walk the eggs around until they hatch. That's why Mr. Cake looked so exhausted when Pound and Pumpkin were born and why Mrs. Cake never looked pregnant. :discord:

4029651 Firstly... where was my notification that this was published?

Secondly...I need more info on Viriizon first.

4028572 Dude, I have several stories on the go at once. Cut me some slack.

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Oh I wasn't saying it was bad or anything, it was a great chapter. Just that the way Ausbrony had very vaguely described how that night went, coupled with how I read far too many clop fics, had gotten my imaginations a little wild. (And by that I mean that I had imagined flare basically being a damn sex god or something)

4063404 - I have no idea. And as for Virizion, I'll pm some info soon.

4065933 I'm uh... also still adding more to that other chapter I showed you. It's just over 1K words, and I'm not sure when I'll finish. But Dash and Flare won't be walking straight for a week.:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Of course, you can say no when it's done if you want. It's your story after all.

0.o and Dash just gets up and leaves like this happens regularly? Damn does she have swag.

Based on the title, I came into this chapter thinking that Discord was pretending to be Sparkler at the start, so you can probably imagine my reactions as things... progressed...

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That certainly would have made things odd. But don't worry, I'm pretty sure that Discord is immune to Flare's charms, even if nopony else is.
And if you couldn't tell, the chapter title is mostly just a joke based on chapter seven and chapter eight's titles.

I like it, the lesson Diamond learned, that Ditzy actually hit someone, and always if Dinky called someone Daddy:heart:
I never start to like Filty Rich but this Chapter was good as the whole first story of flare, but i think it is important to read the real story first and i did.
so.....like ZeroChill said "heartwarming Chapter", and i like the Ditzy here, she is not to foward and enough embrassed to well be just Ditzy :heart:and not supermom.

God, re-reading this just makes me want to write more. DitzBlitz is goddamn adorable.

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You flatter me. But I admit that it did turn out rather well for something I threw together in a few hours because I was bored on April Fools' Day. I really need to write my own story one of these days.

5773817 - That's Lucky's department.

5773825 - Flare: You're just jealous:trollestia:

This chapter is funny as hell. Especially with how Maud "flirted" with Flare.

Oh, wow. I had completely forgotten that I wrote this thing. Turns out that it can be really entertaining to read something you've written when you don't know what's going to happen in it.

6090376 - I get the biggest smile everytime I read this. You need to write more bro.

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Yeah, I really do.
And honestly, I think that this and my other contribution to this little story collection are probably the funniest things I've written (though I've always felt that the ending of this one is kind of weak). It all seems to just depend on what sort of mood I'm in and what inspiration strikes me as I write.

Hope you post more, hopefully a chapter with sex. :pinkiehappy::rainbowwild::heart::raritywink:

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Lol, yeah I agree. A chapter with just Flare and Twilight, "Hanging out" in the bedroom.

Sweet Hallow Eve... I was suspecting that it was really that... Chrysalis disguised as Cadence disguised as Chrysalis.

Wait, Flare knew that voice. “Discord?” he asked dubiously. “Is that you?”

“Hmm, usually,” he replied, drinking from the punch bowl with an absurdly long silly straw. “But tonight, just call me J.”

Ahh I see what you did there about Discord's costume Aus!

"Ah, good evening friends!” She greeted them; even her voice was spot on. “Art thou having fun?”

Arnt Luna and Rarity voice acted by the same person? Cause this totally makes sense.

this is a super good chapter exultant work Ausbrony

nice move with Chrysalis at the ens of the chap

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