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Comedy tag? Awesome.:pinkiehappy:

I'm gonna read this SO hard.

I can barely contain all these RainbowBob stories

Luz

>1m of getting posted
>3 likes

Daaaaamn

brb reading

*insert orgasm here*

So, why didn't Twilight just cast a get-that-stallion's-number spell? I guess her Divination skill isn't high enough?

“No,” Twilight growled. “I’m gonna get at least one number if it kills me.”

Ask the bartender for the bar's number. That counts, right? :trixieshiftright:

This story has everything! Comedy, Trixie, Sex, Trixie, Twilight, Trixie. Oh yeah, did I mention Trixie?

4009328 No, you forgot to mention Trixie.

4008929 heh heh giggidy :rainbowwild:

if it were a special fiddle that you played with your tongue instead of your lips

...Is there a form of violin that you play with your lips that I'm unaware of?

"But if Twilight was a princess, shouldn´t she be the one choosing her own student, not Celestia?"
"Shut up, Logic! Go back to your corner! And Twilight and Trixie went inside the tree house to study the magic of friendship with benefits, and they lived happily ever after..."
And Flash Sentry hung himself.

4010178 Dude, love your name. Raistlin Majere is a total bad ass. And I love your ending for the story too. Wraps things up very nicely, with a neat little red bow. Or is it white? Nah, never mind. It was really a black bow all along. :twilightsmile:

4010214

A character who is part Gandalf and part Dr. House can´t be anything but awesome. :moustache:

Surprisingly sweet, particularly the ending. Much approved.

:twilightoops:
:trixieshiftright: Oh, Twilight, Trixie can't wait to start our lessons. What should the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie teach you...?
:twilightoops: W-w-wait a second! I'm supposed to be the teacher!
:trixieshiftleft: Puh-lease, Trixie knows SO much more than you about what's really important.
:pinkiehappy: Oooh! Oooh! You mean like cupcakes?
:twilightoops: Pinkie, what are you doing here?
:pinkiehappy: Well, I got a shimmy that went AAAAAALLLL the way back, which of COURSE means that a-friend-of-mine-has-just-met-the-love-of-her-life-while-playing-bar-games-at-a-nondescript-bar-in-Canterlot!
:trixieshiftright: That's... remarkably specific.
:pinkiehappy: I know, right?!?!?
:twilightoops: Trixie, why do you keep looking around?
:trixieshiftleft: I'm checking to see if we are alone.
:twilightsheepish: Heh-heh.
:rainbowkiss: Oh, don't mind us!
:raritystarry: Yes, darling, while I can't approve of the setting, there is still something romantic about your meeting!
:ajbemused: You better treat Twi right, Trixie, else you and me are going to have words.
:yay: I'm SO happy for you, I could just scream.yay
:twilightoops: How did you all get here???
:trollestia:
:facehoof:

Great fic!

...I knew you would eventually make something like this, Bob. :rainbowlaugh:

“Heh, you’re lucky you didn’t wang your head on anything sharp.”

A real wang-up job, mate!
:rainbowlaugh:

Look out, guys! Bob's converting everyone to clop!:twilightoops:
...
What? I didn't say he had to stop!:duck:

Come one, Trixie, you were practically shoving those digits in my face earlier.

*on

Trixie’s tongue was forcing itself in Twilight’s mouth, fitting in like a friend over for a visit.

That's ... quite possibly one of the creepiest comparisons I've read.

Hey, a Twixie that actually makes sense.

:twilightblush: - We were like, really drunk.

Me - Sound's legit.

Wow, that was one of the best one-shot TwiXie story I've ever read :rainbowkiss:
Nice collab, now that you have... 'Discovered' TwiXie, I hope we'll see more of it from you :yay:

Only gripe with this story is the whole screaming Shining's name thing but that's just me and it can easily be looked over. Great story!

On and F*** YEAH TRIXIE!

Wait.

How'd I never get the notice for this?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Hah!

Ok, this was damn good, man.

Well done!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Haha I love Twixie

oh ho ho, yes....

It's happened again!

RainbowBob is secretly an admin

4008870 *Why can't I hold all these RainbowBob stories

Fixed it for you

Mad

It needs a sequel (:

4009328
If Equestria Daily was a Fimfiction user.

You know, in the many months that I've been a riffer, I've never done a Twixie fic.
How did this happen?
How did a fic like this escape me for so long?
I must fix that!

im still crying from laughing so hard
the troll be serious:trollestia:
also :heart: :trixieshiftleft:x:twilightsmile:

4010456 sorry I couldn't stop laughing.:rainbowlaugh:

This is art. Thank you for being awesome.

Yup, excellent, hilarious. Greenthumbed!

this made my morning :twilightblush:

Lol twixie is best lunch break

Trixie gave a hearty laugh. “Suspicious? Moi? I can’t believe you’d think so lowly of me,

For this statement, there must be a lol. :trollestia: :trixieshiftleft::heart::twilightsmile::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

Can't... even.... BREATHE! God, that was funny! I think I may have broke my mouse when I smashed the like button.

“Oh fuck, Shining, I’m coming!”

This line killed me. :trollestia:


Please tell me there's more. *is internally screaming and laughing*

Ohh boy, Simone's not sleeping well tonight!

Finally got around to reading this and I find a Casablanca reference in the beginning, good show.

Well that was a cute one shot :pinkiesmile: I think you created an interesting Twixie universe would like see a sequal. :twilightblush: Though I think it was absolutely hilarious and that screaming shining at the end :rainbowderp: what have you been doing with your brother Twi :facehoof: Bravo for a very funny and cute fic. :twilightsmile:

I have little to say but, I likes it. :pinkiehappy:
Trixie, ever the show off. :trixieshiftright: This time Twilight didn't mind. :twilightblush:
Some how, now that Twilight has her own castle and small kingdom, I would like to see this ending outcome in this story on the show. :twilightsmile:

4008870
Why contain them, just set them free! :pinkiehappy:
And let them run wild all over in your mind. :pinkiecrazy:
Then think happy thoughts, and then you too can fly. :pinkiehappy:

Wait, That's another set of stories. :derpyderp2:

Twilight laughed quietly to herself, sure she was on the brink of losing her sanity.

Precipice?

Heeheeheeheehee!

Are you really that thirsty

:rainbowlaugh:

“Oh fuck, Shining, I’m coming!”

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

As Twilight writhed in pleasure, she couldn’t help but notice something. “This is so much better than anything the washing machine can do,” she muttered under her breath, barely able to voice that thought as she felt weaker and weaker.
Trixie, without stopping, raised an eyebrow, but said nothing, which was good because it would’ve messed with the rhythm she had been developing over the past few minutes. She played Twilight like a fiddle… if it were a special fiddle that you played with your lips instead of your hooves, not to say that Trixie wasn’t using her lips. She most certainly was, and Twilight was well aware of that fact since Trixie had just wrapped her lips around Twilight’s clitoris and started to suck on it like a lollipop. A delicious, pussy-flavored lollipop… that didn’t taste like cats, but rather, Twilight’s vagina.

:trixieshiftright::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oooooo! Thay got Celestia on it, two!:rainbowlaugh:

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