Portraying yourself as a shady character tends to keep away shady characters.
Normally a magic hammer calls lightning and shit, you know, smite some bitches. However apparently the one I got never got that memo, so now I am bored as fuck, and stuck in a land of ponies. Time to become un-bored, this should be easy. All I need to do is call in some magic frog fuckers and we got a party, Castle Crashers style.
Huge thanks to Jimmy the Grape for inspiring me to write again.
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lets see whbere this is going.
Liking the looks of this, bit of an overdose on the swearing? Can understand the words being used in this scenario but every second sentence?
Really?
I do not see the fucking point in putting such a tonne fuck of swearing into one shitstorm of a good chapter that would have been so much fucking better had the swearing been toned down!
Which do you prefer to read through for the good bits that are spread throughout the rest of the story?
3995958 Yeah, the reason for all the swearing is that it is in my own normal speech (No, not with kids around) don't worry I will cut it down to half or more in the upcoming chapters.
3995958 Also swearing is now cut down in this chapter too, I just wanna paint a picture that this guy is an asshole
Okay, thanks for the explanation.
So you are trying to make your main character a cynical bastard?
Good, I love the stories that do that!
Keep up the work and I await the next chapter!
Is he seriously gonna summon the Weapon Frog? Does he not realize the kind of immense power that thing has?! ...Oh, wait, he just doesn't give a fuck. Never mind, everybody!
4020743 If you mean the one by the blacksmith shop not yet, I have that saved for later. When the blacksmith uses his magic if I remember correctly it is the Y magic, and that spawns a frog which licks it's tongue out to damage enemies. When I played it could be spammed on a enemy in a corner and keep it there until it dies.
4023133 Yeah, that's the one I meant. I read the wiki, and it said that the Blacksmith's basic magic was summoning the Weapon Frog to attack.
4024315 Technically that is what it is, it is just a really tiny version
4025408 Ah. I've never actually seen the Blacksmith in action, so thanks for clearing that up.
Lelful awesomes!
Castle status, crashed through the universes piano.
Bad puns but done well.
Oh, lord...
Just a tip:
Most of us don't care about how closely you follow the lore, as long as it makes a good story. Put the "I realize that I'm not following the source exactly" comments in an author's note, instead of breaking up the narrative.
Did it explode twice?
That actually caught me off guard.
Blew the fuck up? Sounds like your PC thinks it's in a Michael Bay movie.
It happened after a power outage, I forgot to unplug it and apparantly the thing that should have prevented this from damaging it was damaged. Fuckingironic huh? Anyways the thing began whirring really loudly and I went to investigate. Upon entering the room I found the culprit was my computer (kinda old mind you) I approached it and tried to unplug it or turn it off, and in my blunder I spilled my drink on it, causing it to spark and zap me something good. Then the damn thing just went POP and the poor old circuts fried and nearly caught on fire.
5447935 Agreed, get your fucking ass to work!
4042454 *plays the void piano*
PERFECT!
please new chapter its been a year
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9•5/10.
You performance is not perfect. You have displeased great and glorious leader of Arstotzka.
Your execution shall take place on ??/??/????
This story is humerus this undertale lover wants more but I'm trash but still plz make more I rate this 10 metatons out of ten metatons
I WANT A NEW FUCKING CHAPTER!
Heh
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So the CPU melted?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNDDD its gone
It has been five years now I think it’s dead
I think he had a soul bond with his computer.