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Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

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Don`t be. This is too perfect, omg

All you had to do was follow the train CJ!

hey if he gets Wasted here, will he respawn and pretend nothing happened?

becuase it didn't, he totally didnt get stomped on the respawn, that's plain freaky.

(it'd be funny though)

looking forward to more of this, I just love a good gta/mlp crossover :pinkiehappy:

Just a quick word to everyone, this story WILL be updated regularly (I'm gonna try to update every ten days or so), although I can't guarantee it will be finished.
Also it will contain a lot more different ponies, and might or might not focus on Lyra. I'm open to suggestions, as I frankly have no idea where I'm going with this.

well I certainly can see where you are going with this - to the land of crazies!
if he meets Discord sometime.. that will be nuts :rainbowlaugh:
also, you have nothing to be sorry for!

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Oh simple really how to make this storyline goes, CJ came to Equestria. GTA hilarity ensue, like when he wasted (unless Equestria play by one life rule only), ponies cry for him only for him to popup at Ponyville hospital or suddenly a tank appear out nowhere. :derpytongue2:

Same old CJ! Busta! Straight Buster!

..... thats zeba speak?

I'm offended and I'm not even black.

see fic*
(remembers him wasting all of his middleschool homework time on GTA san andreas)
there is no way his fic is gonnna be good
*reads fic
This is gonna be real good

you really pulled one over me man, good job. keep it up.

So, your CJ is kind of a halfway between the one in Jerusalem's novelization/LP and Trevor Phillips? Dayum, this gonna be aaaaawesum! :rainbowkiss:

Yes...

YES...

YES...

YES...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Oh wait... Lyra is in this. And she's portrayed as a human lover? That brings my opinion of this down by a lot :l Still, hoping later chapters get better.

Toilet Struggle

oh my fucking god

toilet struggle........:pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile:BPPHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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I haven't read the novelization, and I haven't played V so I don't know much about Trevor, besides the fact he's some kind of psychopathic meth-dealing hillbilly, but I take it as a compliment. :ajsmug:


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Only green mare I could think of, and well since she has no canon personality... don't worry, the story won't focus on her too much (if at all). I'm not saying she merely served to introduce the story without having CJ beating down a pony and Celestia locking his ass up or something, but... well, I don't know.


To everyone else who read, favorited, commented or anything really, thank you, you're all beautiful. I think. I don't know. I need to sleep.
Today was a 39 hours awake kind of day. Days? Whatever.

All you had to do was follow the damn train!

3982087 Haha, all good. I woulda kept reading anyway, even if she was important...

And like, I dunno, she kinda grows on you after awhile :3

This is going to be amazing.

"Oh, my! What an horrible, dreadful creature! And your taste in clothing... oh my goodness! Such filth is an insult to the fashion industry."

Let me guess, CJ is wearing random colored clothes and accessories from different clothing stores

I'm a big fan of GTA and this just cracks me up. ROFL ! :yay:

Hahahaha! This is too perfect, some of these lines had me laughing for a minute straight. :rainbowlaugh:

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Zebruman = African American Race
So what is Asian?

THAT WAISIS! i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/mindspark/waisis.gif

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I love your nick. (there will be moar)


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Maybe... I was actually imagining him with the standard white tank top and blue jeans, but with an unnecessary amount of cheap plastic bling. :raritydespair:
Or maybe with Helena's farmer clothes, so he can go buck apples, probably with a baseball bat and shit.

Fuck yeah! Loved it from the very beggining!:rainbowkiss:

if cj is going to pay applejack a visit,there's no way she can beat him,cj has black leather at kung fu,he could easly beat applejack ass

i can picture an evil cartoony grin with the last bit

Twilly treats Spike like how B Dup treats Big Bear

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NOW GO MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKING TWILIGHT SPARKLE

oh CJ, you schemer you
fun chapter, can't wait for more!

This was an enjoyable chapter and all, but I don't really like how everyone's being a douche, Twilight being so aggressive, Celestia thinking that of the Apple family (and being apparently right according to Twilight's thoughts), this is kinda going to shit If I'm being honest. :unsuresweetie:

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I hadn't really thought of that, but it was meant to be. Twilight is just being 2edgy because, well, CJ is obnoxious and hardly shows any respect to anything.
And Celestia's visit didn't help.
The next chapter (or maybe next two) will shed some light on the reason(s) why the others are douches (or are they?).

Ahh, my favorite GTA game, plus my favorite GTA character...

I like this story :pinkiesmile:

This is getting gudder and gudder by the minute.

This story is really funny. And it was great to see everypony else CJ met was starting to be nice to him.

"Chicken, man. No discussion."

:facehoof: Dang it, CJ.

yo Pinks, got som of that KFC shit 'round here somewhere?
aaaaah this story greatly amuses me, keep being awesome! :pinkiehappy:

Was he out of shape, or was having four legs REALLY such an advantage?

Thunderthighs CJ, awaaaay~

fite me IRL! I'm the sickest pone u'll ever meet, I'll rek u. I'll go get me sister's Alicorn Amulet and see if that gets ye the fuck outta Ponyville! I sware to Discord, I'll hoof you in the gabber m8!

oh my fucking god

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I underlined what I think is wrong.

PS: You think you're hot shit? Why don't you tell that hillbilly bitch that she's old enough to get some pussy on her own? So instead of watching Rarity tie her up and ravage her cunt with a double dragon dildo, you can take the train to Canterlot tonight and fite me IRL! I'm the sickest pone u'll ever meet, I'll rek u. I'll go get me sister's Alicorn Amulet and see if that gets ye the fuck outta Ponyville! I sware to Discord, I'll hoof you in the gabber m8!

4070798 Thanks, but that one was supposed to be here. Britfaggotry and all.
I'm still amazed at how few mistakes I make... if any at all, apparently. :twistnerd:

4071052 Ok, then there are no mistakes in this chapter, good job m8 :ajsmug:

He's making enimes in the worst places.

By more random you mean more epic :rainbowlaugh:

That was fucking amazing. I got tears rolling down my face from that letter!

PS: You think you're hot shit? Why don't you tell that hillbilly bitch that she's old enough to get some pussy on her own? So instead of watching Rarity tie her up and ravage her cunt with a double dragon dildo, you can take the train to Canterlot tonight and fite me IRL! I'm the sickest pone u'll ever meet, I'll rek u. I'll go get me sister's Alicorn Amulet and see if that gets ye the fuck outta Ponyville! I sware to Discord, I'll hoof you in the gabber m8!

lolwut :rainbowlaugh:

you betta push out that next chapta before i bust a cap in yo bitch ass lil nigga:trixieshiftright:

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