• Published 21st Feb 2014
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CJ in Equestria - Nosfrat

Carl 'CJ' Johnson is a powerful and ruthless man, ready for everything that might be thrown at him... or so he thought. Waking up in Equestria after getting shitfaced, he will quickly realize that there are things no man was ever prepared for.

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That ending! :rainbowlaugh:

Pity it's over. I enjoyed it, and the idea of Grove Street in Equestria and Lyra in Los Santos could easily be worth writing about. :twilightsmile:

Sweets name is Sean?! Checks game manual

Son of a bitch.

I laughed at this, There ever gonna be a sequel maybe or another GTA Character or something, cause i liked this

4791984 From me, very unlikely, but there are a couple of other stories featuring GTA characters out there. I saw at least two different Trevor stories including one where ponies end up on Earth, and one with Niko, which is actually the one that motivated me to write my own.

Sadly, that's the kind of stories that are often written on a whim, and never really finished or even updated past the very early chapters. This other one with Trevor is a prime example of the whole 'hey I have a largely incomplete idea, let's write two or three chapters about it and then never update it again' thing.

4793577 I guess so, i find a lot of really good stories but they are never finished and the last update was ages ago. A pity to say the least, I like myself a good story as much as the next guy but when it's basically deserted i can't help but feel disappointed but what can you do.

I gotta admit i have bumped into a fair few Trevor ones (Trevor FTW), although Micheal and Franklin don't seem to get any love in the MLP universe but oh well

Now, I do believe it's time to go find San Andreas on my PS2 and go on another playthrough (if i can't i'll just buy it on PS3)

Hillarious, bloody hillarious. And Twilight really did it. Hahaha! Celestia is actually the funniest when she's drunk. You sort of expect off-hand, offensive remarks from CJ any second and the ponies he spends time with actually get enough of it at times and snap back at him. But Celestia? Yeah, she's perfect for impromptu comedy because she's definately the most composed.

I love the ending and I don't think this fic could have gone on much longer without turning boring anyhow. Part of the appeal is that your mind is still shell-shocked from the simple discovery of this story in the first place. CJ In Equestria? Yeah, I had to read that shit the moment I saw it. Your story did not disappoint. Have a Spike 'stache. :moustache:

This story is masterpiece. You can really feel CJ talking like that, but Celestia was a bit...imature. Anyway, great job, great story, what more could I say? Hoping for Sweet in Equestria.

Fuck yeah, man. This is story was supreme! In a fucked up way, dude. The shit is hilarious!
i just have to write a story about Maccer in Equestria, he is like one of my favorite characters.

Like If You Cry EveryTime :'c

I thought the picture was so MLG I used it as my Skype picture. My friends parents went through his computer and found my profile and said we can't be friends anymore. So I found his parents house and spammed it with 100+ printed photos of the picture.

6864010 Your avatar makes it even better.

6866181 Half a year now and his parents are still triggered about the picture. If i do some digging I probably can find proof.

7596555 Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Credit goes to DDM for translating the whole thing, though.

And don't worry, your English is decent. I'm not a native English speaker myself.

Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

This is honestly one of the funniest stories I've read on the site—and one of my favorite stories on here. Fantastic job.

when you decide to read this fic again
ah, shit...

" ASSET ACQUIRED! " a computerized voice rang through the room.


"No, you didn't!" Celestia replied angrily as she downed her seventh. "We're not done yet, nigger!"

>That's racist! You can't say the N word!


>Mrs. Obama, get down!

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!

She suppressed a blush and started grinning as she made her way back to her library, levitating the small horn the princess gave her beside her.

This shit needs to be drawn.

'What in the FUCK did I do last night?'

Ah shit, here we go again.
This has to be one of the best and funniest stories I have ever read. I couldn't stop laughing in each chapter to the end. You did a great a job, my dude!

Huh... say, I don't know if you'll see this, but did you ever plan for a sequel to this story? I feel like the seeds of a sequel was planned in the end of the chapter.

Sweet mentioned that Woozie was asking for help back in Las Ventures and back in the misson whete you rob Caligula's, in the end of the mission Salvetore Leone called CJ saying that he'll pay for what he did... I always thought that Sal tasked Toni Cipriani in getting revenge from CJ and the call that Sweet recieved from Woozie was actually a call in for help, and the reason behind that is because of Toni being ordered by Sal to steal CJ's money and or assassinate him for betraying the Leone's.

Not to mention Maccer being teleported to Equestria and Lyra too is in Los Santos, it's just interesting to speculate what might have been a sequel.

Also, I hope you're doing well at your end. :scootangel:

I considered writing a sequel back then (2014-2015), but I was pretty much out of ideas. Lyra in San Andreas could have been interesting, but there's no way I could ever pull that off. As for something like Maccer in Equestria, there's potential for a funny one-shot but that's about it.

That sounds about right! ^^ I see a huge potential for a sequal playing out here, but I see why you haven't written it. Though that Maccer in equestria one-shot idea is pretty funny, I could just imagine the interactions that he would have. xD

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