Romance Novels Are Bad!

by Manes

Celestia's reaction (Edited)

Three hours before Twilight’s rage

Princess Celestia sat in her royal chair, sipping cup of tea, and reading a book surrounded in her magic. She sighed as her relaxing moment was interrupted by a guard bursting through the doors.

“Your Highness! I bring something you may want to see!” The guard galloped to the princess, a book held in his magic. Once he neared Celestia, he levitated it into her lap. “Somepony is making a mockery of you and Princess Twilight!”

Princess Celestia glanced at the book; she turned the book over on its back and read the initials. “D.D” She put the book down and resumed sipping her tea. “It’s Discord.”

The guard gasped. “Discord! I’ll round up the guards and—”

“No need.” She sipped her tea. “My former student and her friends will handle this silly little situation.” She leaned back into her chair and closed her eyes. “They always do.”

Comments

[Rotorix]

This was better the second time I read it!

[Manes]

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Thank you

[Twilight Best Pony]

still a better love story than twil- ... oh wait....
lol.

[Manes]

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Oh you!

[Twilight Best Pony]

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i just had to do it lol.
perfect opportunity.

[Cerulean Voice]

“My former student and her friends will handle this silly little situation.” She leaned back into her chair and closed her eyes. “They always do.”

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[Manes]

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Thank you!

[Cloudy Days]

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--InversionZone

[Manes]

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Thank you

[Manes]

3994233 I love that scene!

[Midnight-walker]

best comedy ever

[Manes]

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Whoops! thanks for pointing that out.

[Manes]

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Thank you

[Flint Sparks]

If you take a telescope and look at Mars, but slightly to the left, you can see something in orbit. Yeah, that's my sides.

[Manes]

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Then my work here is done.

[Inthretis]

What if someone actually wrote the story as a-purposely-cheesy-parody of the actual Twilight on Fimfiction? (Romance, Crossover, Really bad comedy, and Random-as-heck) (Featuring Twilight, Celestia, Luna, and Discord as a sort of self-insert)?

[Manes]

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That would be funny to see

[Inthretis]

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Weeeellll... Are you?

[Manes]

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Maybe not. Maybe I'm doing a sequel for this.

[Manes]

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Yeah the movies were meh.

[Manes]

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Thanks for pointing those out

[BlazeAngel2014]

Wright a terrible parody? Well I can write a terrible song for it but probs not a story. But anyways because all y'all want to see it *challenge accepted*

[TheHoleyCheese]

I thought that the first twilight/mlp crossover I'd read would be bad.
How wrong I was...

[Manes]

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Glad you like it

[Midnight Sonare]

Oh, Celestia
And featured! Congratulation!

[Fear the Dark]

Nice work! Extremely humorous
Gonna take a guess and say D.D. Means Discord Draconecous and not some wierd last name was I right?

[Shadow Shard]

This was...my sides are half past Jupiter...

[The Ponytrician]

Not a bad story, but there are quite a few technical errors.

A book laid lay open on the desk

"Laid" is past tense; "lay" is present tense.

shaking her head.“If that crazy mare wrote a book,then

Some minor typos here: you're missing spaces in the bolded sections.

I’m just here to know what all the fuss about

Should be "fuss is about".

Not that I want to be apart a part

"a part", not "apart".

she fell to the floor and burst it out laughing.

Oh my! Sounds painful.
The word "it" is unneccessary in this sentence.

Twilight shoved past Rainbow Dash trotting towards the palace.

Who is trotting towards the palace here? Twilight? Rainbow Dash? I think is what you are trying to say: "Twilight shoved past Rainbow Dash, and trotted towards the palace."

“COME ON RAINBOW!”

Oh my... I didn't realise it was *that* kind of story!
I think you mean “COME ON, RAINBOW!”

They passed many of guards standing guard at every other door and Canterlot ponies looking at the painties paintings.

"many of guards"? Either you are missing a word, or the word "of" needs to be removed.
Also, the "painties" still need to be turned into "paintings".

“Now now, Twilight is the way to speak in front of a famous writer.”

Twilight is indeed the way to speak. I think you mean "Twilight is that the way to speak in front of a famous writer?”

and Princess Princess Celestia!

Huzzah! The Princess has been doubled!
Mares and gentlestallions, please welcome our guest reviewer Princess Luna.

because you think it might chancechange what they think about your's and Princess Celestia's relationship ?

Just a couple of typos here.

and Princess Princess Celestia’s relationship

Huzzah again! The double Princess has been doubled!
Thank you, Your Highness.

She trotted away, chlucking chuckling.

Either a typo, or Discord is turning her into a chicken.

Princess Celestia sat in her royal chair, sipping a cup of tea. She also and reading a book surrounded in her magic,. She sighed as her relaxing moment was interrupted by a guard bursting through the doors.

More typos and I took the liberty of correcting the sentence structure.

“Your Highness! I bring something you might want to see!”

Highness should be capitalised, and you're missing a word here; "may" or "will" also work.

over to it’sits back

Not a contraction, so "its" doesn't need the apostrophe.

Special thanks to Weeping Angel and Servant Of Avacyn for editing it.

You need to start paying your editors a bit better...

[TheWraithWriter]

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[DGGames]

Twilights Response: RAGE LIKE A MOFO

Celestia's Response: Oh its discord... who gives a fuck?

[Manes]

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Thanks for pointing those out. I kinda of swore my editors fixed those.

[Manes]

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Thank you

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Those responses is spot on my friend

[Dementia Ravenmane]

I love Celestia's reaction, she's like:

[Manes]

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Glad you liked it

[DGGames]

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and this is why discord is:

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king

so i leave thou with this:

[DGGames]

and i may think discord is a nuisance now that he's reformed.... but he still has his moments. :)

[werewolf435]

3995937 unless they weren't paintings, and there's a misplaced 'i' in there?

[Manes]

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No they were paintings I just misspelled it

[werewolf435]

3996629 That's just what an author trying to hide Celestia's hobby would say... which would also explain the distinct lack of fucks she has to give.

[Manes]

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Oh you!

[werewolf435]

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[Soothing Stone]

I love this story.

[Midnitemist]

Yay another chapter!

[Manes]

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Glad you feel that way about the story

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[Starlight Shadow]

My Twilight Sparkle(s) in all the right ways.

[Manes]

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Oh you!

[Starlight Shadow]

3997409 Oh me!

[Alondro]

You forgot the part where Celestia was gorging on cake with her tea.

[Manes]

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Dammit I missed a golden opportunity.