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After Applejack tells Apple Bloom and Scootaloo not to see the hottest movie in Equestria, the two fillies take it upon themselves to sneak off and see it anyway. With a clever lie, their night is practically assured to go off without a hitch.

The only thing they hadn't accounted for was the movie theater itself...

EQDaily featured! - 4/8/12

First Published
1st Apr 2012
Last Modified
1st Apr 2012
#1 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·



#2 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

This was quite possibly the most amazing...hilarious...classic thing I have ever read. It's just like one of those movies where a kid wants to get into a dirty book store or into a pub! This was awesome! FAVORITED! For I, Hazard D, Scoutaloo, hath clicked the Favorite button so hard, thy mouse hath broken and shattered into a thousand pieces! Thank you so much for the fiction! EPIC! I can't wait to see more from you!

Stay frosty!


#3 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

Dude, Great story! :rainbowlaugh:

I especially like the Big Mac thing :eeyup:

#4 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

This was the best story of all time. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#5 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

>>393341 Hey thanks! By the way, love the Mr. T avatar thing :moustache:

>>393053 Glad to see you liked it that much :pinkiehappy: The sad thing is that half of it is a true story :derpytongue2:

#7 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

Thumbs up!

#9 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

This story is bucking awesome! :rainbowlaugh:

#10 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

:rainbowhuh: I don't even wanna imagine what a sex scene involving 2 ponies, a lamp post, and a dog would look like.

Still funny story, you have my like.

#11 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

You win all my internets! :rainbowlaugh:

Poor Rainbow being friend-zoned :pinkiesad2:

#12 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

What the hell did I just read :rainbowhuh:  Favorite anyway :twilightblush:

#13 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

Poor Dashie... Forever Friend-Zoned. :rainbowderp:

#15 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

"But it doesn’t mean we can’t…. Enjoy the Honeymoon.”  I died at this part :rainbowlaugh:

#17 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

>>394720 Bwahaha that's amazing  :trollestia:

Apple Bloom looks pissed :derpyderp2:

#18 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

>>394736 she's pushing the horrifying things she's seen into her subconscious. Scootaloo's brain is too fried to try to do that anymore. :pinkiecrazy:

#19 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

>>394757 Holy Crap, Scootaloo's Twitchums cousin :pinkiegasp:

#20 · 269w, 1d ago · · ·

>>394763 that's... somewhat frightening. But maybe that's why her family tree is so secret!! She has a hardened criminal alicorn for a cousin!

#21 · 269w, 9h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: That was amazing. I love the approach you took to the story. It's kind of funny, because my friend had on an old episode of Scooby Doo on while I was reading this, so it fit perfectly, what with all the shenanigans and whatnot. I had to have her read it afterwards, and she got a good kick out of it too. Thanks for the entertainment! :pinkiehappy:

#22 · 268w, 6d ago · · ·

I don't know who I feel more sorry for: Scootaloo and Apple Bloom for being mentally scarred, or Rainbow Dash for being friend-zoned (a feeling I know all too well).

#23 · 268w, 6d ago · · ·

>>405036 Being friend-zoned does suck, but if i saw a movie with a sex scene involving a dog and a lampshade, I may lose it :pinkiecrazy:

#24 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

Grats on the EQD feature, will be reading this later tonight.

#25 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

"Saving Private Pansy" Is that a hypothermia of the heart reference?

If so, please run away with me, so that we may live happily ever after.

...there is such a thing! Don't you take this away from me! :fluttercry:

#26 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

why do i want to see the end of the movie

there is something wrong with me:pinkiecrazy:

#27 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

Poor Rainbow. :fluttercry:

Oh well, too distracted by pure AWESOME!

#28 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

what was the real part?

going to see a dirty movie? or getting friendzoned after taking your crush on a 'date' ?

man pretty funny story btw i loved it

#29 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: Oh wow!  This was the first fanfiction I read on this site and you did not let me down!  

It sounded like an actual My Little Pony Episode!!  Loved it!  Great work! :raritywink:

#30 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·


#31 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

great short story! Poor Dashie being friend-zoned........:rainbowderp:

#32 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

computer is being a parasprite and won't let me view teh story. will try later, but I can't wait to read it!:pinkiehappy:

read it, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!  

#33 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

BAhaha she got friendzoned :rainbowlaugh:

Gotta say I feel bad for Applebloom and Scootaloo more though :rainbowwild:

#34 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

>>427794 Hey thanks! I'm glad I didn't disappoint you :derpytongue2:

>>427787 The real part of the story was trying to get in and see the movie. A friend and I tried to hypnotize the ticket guy, only to get kicked out. Then we made a mad dash and managed to get in. Oh, childhood :trollestia:

>>427728 To be honest, I'd see a movie like that too. Too horrifying not to pass up :pinkiecrazy:

#35 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

Made a membership just to tell you this story is amazing. I want more! :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy:

#36 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

Heh heh heh. The insanity is fantastic. :pinkiecrazy:

#37 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

First story I read on here, and it's completely awesome! :rainbowkiss:

Major props for the movie titles. Especially Saving Private Pansy!

#38 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

Ah, the profits said a story would come to trounce upon all preconceived notions of movie-time bliss. This is that story. HUZZAH! :yay:

#39 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

>>428230 You mean the prophets? :derpytongue2: Huzzah! I hath fulfilled your prophecy!

#41 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

>>428335 Woah bro, nice pic  :rainbowlaugh:

#42 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

>>428380 Badvice Derpy is one of the best memes ever. :derpytongue2:

#43 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:Well this was very humourous my friend!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I shall leave this pic here:

#44 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

>>428400 :rainbowlaugh: Nice! And this, Dark Lightning, is why you are easily my favorite follower :pinkiehappy:

#45 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

>>428397 And good point. Badvice Derpy is clearly fantastical. Even though it isn't bad advice to hypnotize him. I was hypnotized myself once :pinkiegasp:

#47 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

>>428448 Yeah, I've seen some hypnosis acts... Never done one though. They're too much fun to watch :rainbowlaugh:

#48 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

Saw this on EQ Daily and made an account solely to commend you on a brilliant story :twilightsmile: You have added to the awesome level of this world.

#49 · 268w, 1d ago · · ·

>>428545 Judging by that, you have added to the awesomeness of my day. Thank you! :pinkiehappy:

#50 · 268w, 23h ago · · ·

You're welcome! I'll certainly be reading more of your stories in the future!

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