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After Applejack tells Apple Bloom and Scootaloo not to see the hottest movie in Equestria, the two fillies take it upon themselves to sneak off and see it anyway. With a clever lie, their night is practically assured to go off without a hitch.

The only thing they hadn't accounted for was the movie theater itself...

EQDaily featured! - 4/8/12

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OMG I LOVE THIS
ESPECIALLY THE END IMAGE XD

This was quite possibly the most amazing...hilarious...classic thing I have ever read. It's just like one of those movies where a kid wants to get into a dirty book store or into a pub! This was awesome! FAVORITED! For I, Hazard D, Scoutaloo, hath clicked the Favorite button so hard, thy mouse hath broken and shattered into a thousand pieces! Thank you so much for the fiction! EPIC! I can't wait to see more from you!

Stay frosty!
~Hazard~

Dude, Great story! :rainbowlaugh:
I especially like the Big Mac thing :eeyup:

This was the best story of all time. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

393341 Hey thanks! By the way, love the Mr. T avatar thing :moustache:

393053 Glad to see you liked it that much :pinkiehappy: The sad thing is that half of it is a true story :derpytongue2:

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This story is bucking awesome! :rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowhuh: I don't even wanna imagine what a sex scene involving 2 ponies, a lamp post, and a dog would look like.
Still funny story, you have my like.

You win all my internets! :rainbowlaugh:
Poor Rainbow being friend-zoned :pinkiesad2:

What the hell did I just read :rainbowhuh: Favorite anyway :twilightblush:

Poor Dashie... Forever Friend-Zoned. :rainbowderp:

"But it doesn’t mean we can’t…. Enjoy the Honeymoon.” I died at this part :rainbowlaugh:

394720 Bwahaha that's amazing :trollestia:
Apple Bloom looks pissed :derpyderp2:

394736 she's pushing the horrifying things she's seen into her subconscious. Scootaloo's brain is too fried to try to do that anymore. :pinkiecrazy:

394757 Holy Crap, Scootaloo's Twitchums cousin :pinkiegasp:

394763 that's... somewhat frightening. But maybe that's why her family tree is so secret!! She has a hardened criminal alicorn for a cousin!

:rainbowlaugh: That was amazing. I love the approach you took to the story. It's kind of funny, because my friend had on an old episode of Scooby Doo on while I was reading this, so it fit perfectly, what with all the shenanigans and whatnot. I had to have her read it afterwards, and she got a good kick out of it too. Thanks for the entertainment! :pinkiehappy:

I don't know who I feel more sorry for: Scootaloo and Apple Bloom for being mentally scarred, or Rainbow Dash for being friend-zoned (a feeling I know all too well).

405036 Being friend-zoned does suck, but if i saw a movie with a sex scene involving a dog and a lampshade, I may lose it :pinkiecrazy:

Grats on the EQD feature, will be reading this later tonight.

"Saving Private Pansy" Is that a hypothermia of the heart reference?
If so, please run away with me, so that we may live happily ever after.




...there is such a thing! Don't you take this away from me! :fluttercry:

why do i want to see the end of the movie
there is something wrong with me:pinkiecrazy:

Poor Rainbow. :fluttercry:
Oh well, too distracted by pure AWESOME!

what was the real part?
going to see a dirty movie? or getting friendzoned after taking your crush on a 'date' ?
man pretty funny story btw i loved it

:rainbowlaugh: Oh wow! This was the first fanfiction I read on this site and you did not let me down!

It sounded like an actual My Little Pony Episode!! Loved it! Great work! :raritywink:

FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE :trollestia:

great short story! Poor Dashie being friend-zoned........:rainbowderp:

computer is being a parasprite and won't let me view teh story. will try later, but I can't wait to read it!:pinkiehappy:


read it, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

BAhaha she got friendzoned :rainbowlaugh:
Gotta say I feel bad for Applebloom and Scootaloo more though :rainbowwild:

427794 Hey thanks! I'm glad I didn't disappoint you :derpytongue2:

427787 The real part of the story was trying to get in and see the movie. A friend and I tried to hypnotize the ticket guy, only to get kicked out. Then we made a mad dash and managed to get in. Oh, childhood :trollestia:

427728 To be honest, I'd see a movie like that too. Too horrifying not to pass up :pinkiecrazy:

Made a membership just to tell you this story is amazing. I want more! :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy:

Heh heh heh. The insanity is fantastic. :pinkiecrazy:

First story I read on here, and it's completely awesome! :rainbowkiss:

Major props for the movie titles. Especially Saving Private Pansy!

Ah, the profits said a story would come to trounce upon all preconceived notions of movie-time bliss. This is that story. HUZZAH! :yay:

428230 You mean the prophets? :derpytongue2: Huzzah! I hath fulfilled your prophecy!

428335 Woah bro, nice pic :rainbowlaugh:

428380 Badvice Derpy is one of the best memes ever. :derpytongue2:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:Well this was very humourous my friend!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I shall leave this pic here:

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428400 :rainbowlaugh: Nice! And this, Dark Lightning, is why you are easily my favorite follower :pinkiehappy:

428397 And good point. Badvice Derpy is clearly fantastical. Even though it isn't bad advice to hypnotize him. I was hypnotized myself once :pinkiegasp:

428448 Yeah, I've seen some hypnosis acts... Never done one though. They're too much fun to watch :rainbowlaugh:

Saw this on EQ Daily and made an account solely to commend you on a brilliant story :twilightsmile: You have added to the awesome level of this world.

428545 Judging by that, you have added to the awesomeness of my day. Thank you! :pinkiehappy:

You're welcome! I'll certainly be reading more of your stories in the future!

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