Deep Dish's Pizza Palace. A haven for all children and Pinkie Pie to run around and play while their parents and older siblings sit around and eat bad pizza in the company of creepy robots. It was the last place in the world Rarity wanted to go to, but Twilight Sparkle had taken an interest in it and Sweetie Belle had been begging her to go. She figured an hour there wouldn't hurt. It wasn't like the place was being run by a vicious tyrant who treated ponies who didn't eat the crust like any sane pony would treat a serial killer. Right?
Chapters (1)
Yesses.
You have all of mine.
4251896 Thank you kindly.
[read the description] Du fuq?
4251917 Pretty much.
4251904 *instantly favorites this story after reading chapter 1 and randomly replying to a comment*
4251933 This person knows what's going on.
I hate Chuckie Cheese
4251999 You're welcome!
The crust is delicious and should be consumed!
Except maybe at any place resembling this one and the one it is parodying. Bad pizza means you're getting a bad crust too.
*adds to read later pile... fully intends to read* I'm gonna be disappointed if you don't deliver on my high expectations for this.
4252043 If you're disappointed, I'm disappointed. I hope you enjoy it.
4252043 If you have braces, then eating the crust may hurt a bit.
This sounds awfully dark for a comedy...
On an unrelated note, after tasting my first bad crust, I revised my standards for what makes good pizza. All of the elements of a good pizza--crust, sauce, cheese and toppings--need to be of good quality and blend together well to make good pizza possible. Luckily--or maybe Someone upstairs is watching out for me--I've run into good, or at least decent, pizza more often than I have bad. /)
You know, I only went to Suck E. Grease's once, maybe twice when I was like six, and even at that age I knew the place sucked. The only positive thing I remember about that experience is that it's where I played Q*bert and Joust for the first time.
(Yeah I'm old.)
Ahem. The story...
Holy CRAP that was creepy.
You have my attention with this.
4252152 In my experience, fucking up pizza takes remarkable effort. Which is why it mystifies me every time I watch a Kitchen Nightmares episode with an Italian place or pizzeria that keeps customers waiting over an hour for a doughy, undercooked pizza. And why I don't understand the horrible pizza Suck E Greases craps out.
Truly epic pizza is a rare find, but good to better-than-average pizza is easier to find than forgettable pizza. Hell, a lot of the best pizzas I've ever eaten have come out of a supermarket freezer.
The crap Chuck E Cheese's and its ilk serves isn't pizza. It's something unholy. I'd rather eat a couple of Totino's party pizzas (those incredibly small, cheap frozen pizzas that don't even have real cheese) than be forced to eat one SLICE of Up-Chuck E Cheese Pizza.
Unrelated aside: I haven't had deep dish pizza in forever, and I need to rectify that in the near future. And I don't give a shit what some uptight butt-tard says, deep dish pizza IS pizza.
OK, random pizza rant over.
4251904
you may thank me with nipple cream
Hmmm... an interesting start.
It reminded me of Invader Zim's Bloaty's Pizza Hog a lot.
Which is good
4253024 I guess some restaurants are more open to over-the-top parody than others. Thanks.
4252629 I just write what I feel is right, and an army of grinning lunatics teleporting Rarity and Twilight into the bowels of a shallow parody of an infamous family restaurant feels right.
Does that make me a sadist?
4252152 Sometimes I get concepts mixed up.
Wow does the waiters can't take an opinion. This is starting to take a turn for the worst for them. I'll keep an eye on this to see where it goes.
4254069 Thanks.