Sweetie mime

by MidnightFMare

A crusader trapped inside a box, wrapped in a silk scarf, hanging from an invisible rope, inside a tree house or apple bloom falls into a trap

"How do ah get mahself into these situations?" Applebloom asks as she tries to escape from her impossible predicament

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EARLIER THAT DAY

"So, what do you think Sweetie wanted to show us?" Applebloom asks Scootaloo, who is drinking milk while the earth pony holds a juice box

"I dunno, she just said to meet her here" she replies, tossing the empty milk carton over her shoulder and into the trash can

"You know that you're useless most of the time, right?" Applebloom says

"I am too useful!" she yells, whipping her head around

"Ah never said y'all weren't!" Applebloom yells, looking at her friend as if she said that the moon was purple

"Huh, must be hearing things" Scootaloo sticks a hoof in her ear and pulls a small ball of wax out and looks at it "Nope, still all there" she sticks it back in, much to Applebloom's disgust "What? Ear wax is a natural shock absorber for the ears and brain from foreign objects and damage"

"...That is almost as disgusting as the time we found that slime monster" Applebloom gags, her face turning green

"You know, for a hick, you are easily grossed out" Scootaloo says, which is met by a glare from applebloom

"What did y'all say?" she growls

"Nothing! I swear on my grandmother's grape!" Scootaloo swears, putting a hoof over her heart

"Did you say grave or grape?"

"Yes, goodbye!" she trots away

"... Wat?"

-1 from watlet. 9 wat(s) remaining in watlet

"(Sigh) jus' gon' be one of those days, ain' it?" Applebloom sighs and throws her head back and her eyes meet peridot "Hi Applebloom!" Sweetie belle chirps, smiling at her friend

"Hey there Sweets, Scoots already left. What was it that you wanted to show us?" Applebloom asks, sitting back up

"It would be better to show you at the club house" Sweetie says, walking towards Sweet Apple Acres

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Sweetie returns with her mime attire and stands up on two legs

"Y'all look rediculous, why are ya'll standin' like that?" Applebloom laughs

Sweetie smirks and begins to constuct the box around her friend, tieing ropes around it to raise the box when she pushed the invisible lever

She wiggles her butt at Applebloom, the short-tempered filly jumps forward but her muzzle bumps into a wall "Ow! What the- Is this some kind of spell?" she feels around the box, her breath not even fogging the invisable surface

Sweetie silently giggles and pushes the lever, several sets of gears clanking as the filly is raised into the air "What the buck is goin' on?!" she spins around but only sees the ground below her

Sweetie pulls out the sign she made earlier (with Big Mac's help) and holds it up

I am a battle mime! Fear me Applebloom! You cannot escape my invisible box of terror! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

She makes a point of falling into silent giggles, making her look both scary and adorable at the same time

"Get me down from here!" Applebloom commands, looking at the unicorn below her

No

She trots out and right as she is about to exit, she wiggles her butt and disappears

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"Oh right. That's how I get into these situations... hey, what's that?" Applebloom notices a note on the table

How to get out: Wiggle your butt

-Sweetie Belle

"Well, that's convenien-AWK!" she falls onto the floor, a small rock on top of the now-nonexistant box falls on her head and knocks her unconcious

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BACK IN THE PARK

"I must say, you have a real talent for this" Scootaloo remarks, Sweetie building a box around herself

On the park path is Princess Twilight Sparkle, levitating an apple and a peanut butter jar

... Who then walks into the invisible wall, her food and condiment spilling "AWK!"

Sweetie and Scootaloo look at the dazed mare and Sweetie pokes her, her eyes focusing "What did I walk into?"

Sweetie traces a wall in the air which falls on her face, flattening it comically*

Oopsies...

Scootaloo, BREATH!

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAA... HA...ha... heehee... Hahhh... Sorry, You know how much I love slapstick"

Sweetie pushes the wall off Twilight's head and helps her up

"Care to explain how dropping invisible panes of glass on ponies while being dressed like a prench mime will get you a cutie mark?" Twilight asks, popping her neck back in place

Sweetie slaps her forehead

I was having so much fun enjoying myself and entertaining and/or tricking everypony for no good reason and forgot about getting my cutie mark! How could I forget that?!

She rests on an invisable stool and hits her head on an invisible wall

"Wait... you were just doing that for fun and not causing damage to anything or anypony?" Twilight face hoofs "This will not look good at the next town hall meeting..." she mutters

Well, not to anything I wonder if Applebloom escaped yet?

"YAH!" Applebloom yells, jumping from a bush

ART OF THE NINJA-CLOWN! SUBSTITUTION!

Sweetie Belle disapears and in her place is Twilight who takes the full brunt of the yellow filly's pounce

I didn't even know I could do that

"Sweetie, I think we should go through with plan A" Scootaloo says, hitching the wagon to her scooter

Run?

"YES! Quit signing and get on!" Scootaloo starts flapping as Sweetie jumps into the wagon

HI-HO COPPER!!

"Don't make me turn around" Scootaloo says, sensing a bad pun

Author's Note:

* Like this
and yes, the "AWK!" thing as I have noticed has become a running gag... without my knowledge so... Lyra, stop failing at mariocart
(LYRA: DANG CONTROLLER ISN"T MEANT FOR HOOVES!!!)
Then use your magic
(LYRA:... Oh yeah... i forgot...)
I worry about her... very much

Comments

[MidnightFMare]

4153303 Yeah
I would love to see that!