Sketti Go was a normal baker living the dream but she didn't want that.
Some say she should be a princess since she's an alicorn, but she's not.
Learn about her heartbreaking tale and tragic past...
Enter the world of the wonderous Sketti Go...
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Characters include: Sketti Go, Royal Hearts (her mom), Sparkle Shades (her dad), and Dinky Song (her brother). There are other characters introduced in later chapters~~~
Thzx to my ol pal IXSparkleShipperXI for the editeding.... <3~
Chapters (11)
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haha thats funny XDXDXDXDDXDDXDX
What in the fuck? This isn't even 1000 words.
And "Dinky Song"? Really?
>cover art
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>Brillient
Brilliant*
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oh thx i fix it :)
thanks for all the support guys i love teh funny picturs you sen me
3931088 it has about 600 words on teh secend chapter i writing write now.
3932234 yeah i know I didnt get the best editer but at least she tryed right. :C
Oh my god why is this one less popular than the pinkie pie one. I swear to fucking Celestia these people don't know a good story when they read one.
I'm excited for more I'm rooting for Sketti I wanna see her succeed
thx 4 supports guys
Best piece of literature I ever read.
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3935698 Please tell me you guys are joking. Please?
Warning this chapter has violence just so you know what your getting in 2! Oh shit! Violence for like five fuckin seconds my innocence is ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3953677 Ah yes another troll brother.
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don't eb a hater now i ahve a depression and now you made me sad ;o;
3954557 Don't worry I'm against ebing haters. And I feel bad for you ahveing a depression. So have some DESPAIR!
3954557 Also I've favorited it so yeah [Evil soulian here he only did it so he could make fun of you.]What?No I didn't[Really? then give me a reason why you favorited it]Uh...uh...crap[told'ya so]
3953705 Sigh, I don't think so.
3953713 So much gore, ahhhhhhh!! I am now tramatized for life! It's even more descriptive then my stories! The blood... the blood everywhere...
3954813 I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
*shoots self in the head*
Can this get any worse?
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I shouldn't have said that.
3954802 I hope they're trolling in some way,shape, or form.
3954557 Bleh, you can't get depression from that.
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I think Sketti's tale is massively entertaining.
3959420 Why do you find it entertaining? After all there are about ten spelling errors in every chapter and the character is a alicorn zebra with a fake evil form. I should know I have evil soulian[Yep that piece of shit "demon" form disgusts me. What is the most evil she did? Oh yeah. Killing her best friend. I've barely gotten up and I've already burned down three orphanages. Evil soulian out.]
3959577 Like, maybe you take this stuff too seriously to understand exactly what is maybe probably going on in these stories then.
3959585 Check out the message I sent you. Do tell your reaction.
3959585 Check out the pm I sent you. Do tell your reaction
omg guyz thanks 4 all teh great comments and im sorry for haters because they just dont get it yknow?////??/??/?? i'l nver stap writing now becaus i love you guys. i
you yeeeeah 
How do you get the
s on your story?
by doing : heart: in the story ( have to dat that space so it doesn't to this
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"Dinky tried to sing with us but he just made a screech sound and I slapped him. My mom laughed gently and she was so pretty."
Erm... wut?
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sorry you didn't know it...... :B
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But- but the- he- aw nevermind...
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Yeah,.... i hav a gerbuil named Felix
3996249 Dafuq?
Well, this was an emotional rollercoaster.
4006570 Yes. A rollercoaster of laughter.
Beautiful. I'm framing that on my wall.
Never stop writing.
Hello there, fellow writer.
I would just like to let you know that I'm a huge fan of yours. Discovering you and your stories just a few moments ago has been the most blissful experience of my life in a long while. Indeed, it can be said that it is so rare nowadays to stumble upon a troll who is quite as dedicated as yourself.
I am in awe of your raw commitment to the art of deceit; were it me, I can assure you I would have given up fast. So it is quite refreshing and inspiring to see that there are more enduring people than I to wield this mighty flame, which you do so well that it almost seems as though you were legitimately taught to write by a banana -- though naturally this is all but a façade, otherwise it wouldn't be any fun now, would it?
You have me on my knees, bedazzled by such grace and voluntarily atrocious penmanship. I would ask you how you manage to misspell every possible word in the dictionary in such amusing fashion, but I am unworthy of such talent. And seeing as how I'm rambling on at this point, I leave you with a final word of admiration, and wish you all the luck in the world with your future endeavors, on your mighty quest of trollitude.
Sincerely, a speechless reader.
4034573 o em gosh thxz For the support it means alot I love all my fans. :)))))
This story is so romantic, it warms the cockles of my heart!
This is absolutely amazing.
I am laughing like heck XD this is the most Mary Sue, awful written, terribly edited story I have ever seen!
4007203 ... Yes.
Purge yourself from the Earth.
I feel bad for Dinky, knowing that he has to be in this abomination.
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I refuse to go past the first paragraph.
My iPad refuses to load the chapter, and attempted to get out of loading the story in the first place by being obscenely slow.
I can try to think that this is a trollfic, but I know it's not.
I... Don't even know what I can say to help what can't be helped. I give up. This is pointless.