Slendermare's Lair
If Midnight wasn't there I would've been impaled. Slendermare sent a tentacle in my direction I wasn't fast enough to dodge it, but Midnight Black jumped in the way getting his head torn off! It flew into the air before it fell into his outstretched hoof. He put it back on the stump, and said "Hey guess what you already killed me. I'm already dead, and you can't kill what's already dead so you can't win." he said. Clearly angry the creature ripped him apart limb from limb, but each time he just put them back on. "Gotta do better than that to beat me!" yelled Midnight as he charged the creature. He passed right through it, and got knocked out by getting his face slammed into a rock wall.
"Well that didn't last very long." I remarked.
"I don't think we need witty remarks both of our friend jus "died" you heard me died!" she said raising her voice that was a bad idea. A tentacle flew at her she jumped up, and dodged it then shot herself at the creature. Before I could stop her she was on a crash course for a stone wall. She passed through the creature, and ended up killing herself by slamming her head into a stone wall.
I just said "YOU KILLED SCOOTALOO YOU MONSTER!" to the creature.
Yawning sounded in my head as I said that. The Slenderpony said "Time for you then I suppose."
"Bring it." I said, but instead of being attacked I heard a sound like breaking glass looking at the ground I saw fragments of gems. "Well (censor) me." I said. A tentacle slammed into my chest sending me flying back. I caught my hoofing, and aimed a blast of energy at the creature sending volley after volley of yellow magic beams. Each one sailing through it. "Ah come on!" I said. Another tentacle grabbed my leg, and threw me at the back wall.
I got up, and felt a sudden jolt of pain. I looked down, and saw my leg bent in an awkward angle. The Slenderpony materialized in front of me, and said "My my how pathetic just like your parents. Shame I thought you'd of been a tad bit stronger." it said. I got up ignoring the pain, and stared down the demon
"Don't you DARE TALK about my parents like that. You do it again I'll have to kill you."
"Fine your parents were... Bam!" Slendermare was cut off by a hoof surprisingly connecting with its chin sending it sprawling onto the floor.
"You insufferable PEST!" it said. "I will devour you soul... Bam!" in came another punch sending the demon onto the ground again. The Slendermare teleports to the other side of the room. "You will die!"
"No you will." I said bringing out the Elements Of Harmony from my bags. I inserted them into my armor. "I brought extra."
"Impossible I destroyed them. There can't be more." it said.
"You really didn't know. These things are pretty much indestructible." I said "Oh and I've got one more surprise." I said bringing out my old binder. It's cover was worn, but other than that it was in good shape.
"No. You can't!" It said.
"You know I've never known what these pages were for till a few moments ago. They are for killing you." I said levitating the pages in a circle around me.
"How did you get those?" It asked.
"Let's just say they were a gift." I said before sending a bolt of pure energy at the creature. A hole appeared in its chest, and it fell limp.
3907218 that might not work. apparrently something killed jeff, the rake, and all the other equstria creepy pasta equivalents. i thoguht it was you are first, but something did not add up in it all. seems as whatever did it looked like a slender, yet was protecting ponies.
the evidence seems to point towards the cabin where Goldie Delicious lives........
Actually i got a new report. Jeff was mauled to death by Derpy when he went after her daughters........... apparrently serial killer mojo does not work when someone can burst through walls like the koolaid man on speed................. also that serial killers are highly vulnerable being shoved face first into a thunderhead.
3908249 but wait Derpys dead. OOOOHHH MY GOSH! How is she back I demand to know!
3908259 apparently celestai has been creating dozens upon dozens of decoys. She is using the mirror pond to do that. she has been using the souless dopplegangers to bait creepypast invaders, crappy serial killer fics, amongst others.
3908259 ufnortuantely it turns out that the dopplegangers have a tendency to gain souls and become their own beigns. so far it has happened to a twilight and a pinkie pie doppleganger. the tiwlight one turned tutie fruity in color and gained an icecream cutie mark, and the pinkie pie one turned into a white and blond pegasus.
3908292 finishes off last Doppler ganger. "Now the world is as it should be."
3908379 celestia appear pointing a hoof at the new batch of decoys.
3908391 can't she's dead. Plus I may have drained the mirror pool.
3908404 Celestia- as this is a contest between two creatives over the likelyhood of eliminating hundreds of decoys to protect my little ponies against bad fanfiction, it could go on for quite a while.
Luna- i have brought some popcorn.
3908432 pumps shotgun "Bring it on. Oh can I have some popcorn?"
3908441 also draws sword. "Let's see got my gun, my sword, my thuum, and my magic. Yep let's do this. ADVANTE!"
Let's not mention my immortal, undead, bat pony. That's a cannibal. (It's midnight black)
3908441 Luna- 'turns shotgun into rubber bands' . No you can't. neither can the other creative. it would be like a gladiator haulting his battle to have some mead from the audience.
Celestia- luna we do not do gladitorial matches anymore.
Luna- example still stands.
3908488 *sighs* snaps Luna's neck "Didn't want to do that." Draws aa-12 "Now were were we?"
3908504 Luna-.......... i do believe you mistook my neck for your arms, considering the odd angles they re bending at. tis what hapepend last time a human tried to do that. and it happened first when a human attempted to murder dear Applejack as well. It would seem human bones are surprisingly brittle when set against the strength of the earth.
Celestia- as i predicted, this could last a while.
3908561 pops neck "Alright no more magic no more outside forces. Time for you two to die!"
3908651 princesses stare blankly. eyeroll later, they simply walk away.
3908561 and I'm a unicorn, not a human! Only Lyra wants to be one.
Lyra-can I please princess.
3908664 fire my aa-12! And proceed to pump them full of lead. And even if they survive I'm heading back to my plane of existence. I'm ready to go back Shegorath.
3908673 luna- then how could you break a neck if you don't even have the strength of an earth pon?
Sheogorath- oooooh you aer on your fucking own bitch.
The queen never dies she just becomes inactive
3907218 jeff is pathetic
3908711 levitates weights "These are how I'm as strong neigh *pun intended* stronger than an earth pony. Ps I'm a dragonborn.
Well gtg tps to Sabre's version of Equestria "Fights over I honestly don't care anymore."
3908432 I have a couple doppel gangers that the same thing happened to. They live with me in the [censored] at my house. They don't have a face either, but the one I call Dementia has a black and white spiral cutie mark, long red mane, and yellow coat. The one I call Capone has a broken lock cutie mark, and has a dark gray coat and light gray mane. They are technically my siblings. Don't you DARE destroy them, got it?
3912114 information now poins to Rarity's boutique now for some reason. comes from a burnt note that mentions the boutique and the word Sexy. rarity has been moved out and the boutique turned upside down, but nothing.
3908977 I have maybe died for the story. But trying to kill midnight was like putting a square peg in a round hole