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Blood Brandy


I write a variety of story types and often have more ideas than I know what to do with. If you like what you see, don't be afraid to drop a review.

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Bored out of his chimeric skull, and unable to just cause random chaos as he used to, Discord does the other thing he does best...After trolling...and annoying folks...

I'm talking about finding loopholes, he found a loophole, and now not only can he cause chaos, big and small, but he get's paid to do it!

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My entry to the Writers training Ground Numero Cinco

Cover image by someone on DeviantArt, click it to see source

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A sequel to the Macintosh storyline in this has been written by Flutterfan457, check it out...

Business is Booming

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 126 )

This is HILARIOUS!

I beg of you, please do more!

Comedy...Gold...I LOVE THIS! :rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::raritystarry::twilightsmile::moustache::ajsmug::yay:

Please...PLEASE keep this story going! It is the funniest Discord story I've read in a long while!

oh dear god that was gold! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
please! you must give us MOAR! :yay:

I see you too are training. Perhaps you would like to read mine and we can evaluate each other?

*Claps* Moar!

Best Discord! more of this, I demand it in the name of her Royal Highness Lady High Sunny Butt!

Oh this is soooo very good

Gotta give Big Mac props, he's got bal- wait...

I have to admit, this surprised me. The misspelling of 'business' in the title made me expect a total train wreck, but other than a few misspelled words and punctuation hiccups, it was pretty good. Very entertaining.

..,..............my jaw is on the floor. that chapter ending. wow. No words

Your title... it instantly made me think of Megadeth. You are awesome just for the title.

All I have to say is:

and

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Well, in my defense, I just busted this out over the course of a few hours, there's no Spell Check on titles, and I missed I think one spelling thing in the story itself, I think that's par for the course for me.

Still glad you liked it


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Not anymore he doesn't

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Megadeth?:rainbowhuh:

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You don't know of Megadeth?! Heresy!!

Just kidding. Here is a link to that album specifically.

Oh god yes! Must.......have........moar. Ok. I'm suing you cuz I died from over exposure to AWESOMENESS!

This was pretty good, and I eagerly beg for MOAR!

Okay, this was hilarious, and I love the idea of Discord doing the evil genie routine. Can't wait for more.

ohhhh sweet mother of god that ending and that ass. to the new Shipmobeal

...huh.

Well I better go shopping for a nice rug


CAUSE I JUST GOT FLOORED!

BY THE HEAVENS!

*bows down before author*

I did not see that ending/ship coming, was expecting a Caramel or a Braeburn but damn, him!? GLORIOUS.

That ending was...unexpected, hilarious, and downright great. :rainbowlaugh:

What a wonderfully unexpected ending to a wonderful story! I would love to see more of these as fun little shorts, it seems to fit Discord very well and you can have fun with the setting. Even if you don't do more, it's still a wonderful story!

I loved that ending so much, I've reread it about three times now.

You, sir, are a genius. And I would love to see more of this, if you were interested in continuing.

Why yes, this does deserve to be a longer story. Please do write additional chapters.

I think a quote from Mr. Ages fits well here.

"GREAT JUPITER!"

Well, Big Mac likes...Spike. Um.
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In any event, great story! I'd love to see more.

... well this goes on the shipping wall...

I love you for this story.

*puts on some Megadeth

Okay, now we're good.

*starts reading.*

*Grins and applauds* Bravo! I confess if you ever feel inclined to answer more of these wishes I'd love to see it.:rainbowlaugh:

Ooh... you could do something with this, you could.

Great premise, and it's pretty well written, but I'm a little skeeved out by the treatment of transsexuality here. A) Mac's first scene plays into the pernicious misconception that trans women transition to attract straight men. B) She's kind of the butt of the joke, here. There's not anything wrong with having a trans person as a comedic character per se, but there's a tangle of offensive stereotypes that make it difficult to do in a non-harmful manner, especially when you've already brought point A to mind.

I guess I'm not totally sure what parts are meant to be funny, here.

So many possible things that could be done with the concept.... A weird romance story or just Discord screwing around. Not sure which sounds better.

I think the first part of this should sum up my thoughts.
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This is beautiful... I DEMAND A SEQUEL AND A COMPLETE FIC!

I couldn't stop laughing. Also love the perspective on this one, writing in discord style.
I can't say I love the discord episode for it's value alone, but I very much DO love the discord episode for all the discord-themed fiction coming out because of it. You go, writers, you go.
Truly, this was a great fic. The tonality was great, and the laughs were many.

That ending.

You've earned yourself a new subscriber.

My throat is sore from laughing. That ending was unexpected.

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This has a lot of potential.

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I'm sorry, I meant no offense. A.) I do realize not all do as such. There was a small throw away line before he started crying where I kinda tried to imply he didn't feel right like he was, like how some don't identify with the gender they are physically, but I guess it was kinda rushed (Remember, I wrote this in four hours when I normally take quite a bit longer to write).

And B.) I didn't mean her to be the but of the joke, but the catalyst, the one who's presence triggers the comedic effects and expressions, although I don't quite get how she's the butt of the joke.

As for the funny bits, it's just the parts you find funny. Don't worry if you don't, because not all of us share the same sense of humor. Just laugh at what you want and, if you don't want to laugh at anything in this, then I guess I'm just not the comedian for you.

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I did appreciate the earlier line about never feeling quite right, it at least shows you're trying. But it's phrased in a very vague manner and the second half of that sentence is about her feelings for Spike, which are stated more emphatically. This makes it sound kind of insincere and robs it of emotional weight.

B was the point I was less sure about; it's something that's more of an impression I got than anything I can logically pin down. I can really see that she's the catalyst, as you said. The part I was specifically concerned with was the scene where she makes the request of Discord. I was trying to figure out if her transsexuality was the joke there, or if it was Discord's reactions.

The story is written very well for time short time spent on it, but it's understandable if it doesn't perfectly convey your intent.

P.S:

I do realize not all do as such. [Transition to attract some person.]

None do, really. That just isn't how it works. (Though admittedly if you had chaos gods taking requests, you might get more people falling into a fuzzy boundary area.)

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I might add in a bit to that line over the next few days, but I'm a bit busy with a couple things.

For now, let's just say I'm only a half-way sensitive ol' sod.

You realize you can't end it here, right? This needs at least three chapters, not many more though.

OH Dear Celestia! Please tell me that there will be more of this?!!??!?!!??!?! :pinkiehappy:

...I'm not entirely sure how I feel about Spike/Big Mac...
I will say this, though. That was hucking filarious!

This is the most fun of the Discord fics from the EQD prompt I've read yet. Discord's pretty natural and comes off funny without overdoing it. Good show. :moustache::heart::eeyup:

Damn... Discord does some good work; I know I'm probably taking this way too seriously, but I sincerely hope Spike gives Big Mac a shot. Oh yeah, and the story was funny too I guess... *Just messing with you. :rainbowlaugh:*

You should continue this! It was great, I really enjoyed the idea and premise, as well as reactions and names.
So on that note...
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