God has blessed the world with three things: Pizza, Internet, and Ponies. It has been scientifically proven that, without these things, life would cease to exists, for sure.
This... is... BATTLE PONIES!!!
Each of the mane six are a soldier in the EAP (Equestrian Army of Peace). Together, they will be tasked with winning a battle for some random city that has no strategic importance at all. But who cares? Ponies have guns!
Get ready for a tale of action, adventure, and comedy death! Welcome, to Battle Ponies 4!
There are cuss words in this one, as well as violent scenes of blood. Just so y'all know!
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Cool BF parody.
It's pretty good it's definitely different and I like how your showing their point of view and I vote rarity next!
3914197 Ah, glad you like it. I'm guessing Rarity will be up next, but I have a question. What do you think Rarity is doing? Like Applejack drove a tank, RD was in the infantry, Twilight was sniping and such, what do you think Rarity will be doing?
3914249 wow ok first off I have to say you seriously caught me off guard lol I was not expecting you to ask me this type of question
Hmm well I don't know too much about how the army sets it's units in divisions but I'm guessing Rarity would be in a recon like unit you know like she would use camo and sneak around and spot out enemy locations to warn everyone else or take them out herself if she needed to
Idk if that helps or if that made no sense whatsoever lol and if it's the latter then I'm sorry for the inconvenience and these aren't the Droids your looking for lol
But whatever you think her role should be I trust you 100% you already did a good job with the others
3914305 Nah, I understand! I know what role she has, I just don't know what you like, so I don't if it'll fit your likes... but I can't cater to everyone!
Anyway, I hope you like her chapter!
3914311 oh that's awesome! And I can't wait for her chapter Rarity is one of my favorites!!
But take your time there's no rush and remember Rome wasnt filled with venom spitting chickens in a weekend or was it? Lol
3914323 No, that took a year. It only took a month for it's toilets to be filled with exploding rabbits... right?
3914341 Sadly no it took four months for the rabbits to find their way to the toilets some of them wasnt the sharpest crayon in the tool shed, but thankfully the gorilla's with rocket launchers for eyes only took 4 years to find their way into the parking lot or did they? Lol
3914362 Yeah, that is right. But then a giant duck with a built in rocket in it's butt started eating all the main cities... then an army of parrots took it down with a nuke...
AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA.... i mean... ROME WAS MADE!!!
no, THIS IS SPARTA!
3921366 No.
THIS...
IS...
BATTLE PONIES!!!
3921414
.......CUPCAKES
Awesome! This was so much better then what I thought she was going to be doing! As for the next pony hmm id like to see Fluttershy unless you wanna do Pinkie Pie
3938337 Yeah, I was going to do Fluttershy, i just want to see if anyone else will read my story and decide what they want.
3921414 NO THIS IS PATRICK