...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?
This story is a sequel to Pipe Down's Cutie Mark
Pipe Down has mastered many techniques with regards to the art of story telling. However, his senility prevents any understanding of tact. Will he be able to tell Rarity the truth about her parents without mortifying her? No, but only because he's too old for that.
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Glad to see you'e back buddy
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Good to be back.
Ha! Back in form I see! Bravo. Reverse stripping!
I wonder what Piped Down's opinion is on marijuana legalization.
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Pipe Down will smoke anything that can fit in his pipe.
You've been missed dear heart. Good to see Pipe down in his usual rare form.
I won't deny I am a bit curious to confirm what exactly Rarity was asking of him. I'm guessing something about apologizing for the CMC using siege weaponry?
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She was asking him to no longer educate the CMC in the construction siege weapons.
3872436 See I figure if they have a teacher they're much less likely t hurt themselves as opposed to trying to learn from a book or experimentation.
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This is true, but you must 'think of the children.'
3876333 Who says I wasn't?
Pipe Down is officially the kind of old man I want to be.
Beautiful, I can just imagine...[404 BRAIN MALFUNCTION]
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Try not to think about it too hard.
Also, Pipe Down is the kind of old guy everyone should want to be.
Interesting idea, reverse stripping. I guess it makes a twisted kind of sense when you think about it.
Now he needs to blow a Penrose triangle. Or a tesseract.
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Twisted sense is the best kind of sense.
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Oh, definitely.
Now that I think of it, Canterlot must be pretty damn wild, under reverse stripping logic. All those clothed bums… .
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Pipe Down Smokes A Breezy
This just got used as a footnote link inThe Traveling Tutor and the Royal Exam. It's hilarious. So is this.
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Decadent urban living, the Rome of it's time. :)