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In the wake of her friends' plan to curb her egotistical nature, Rainbow Dash has her life turned upside down and finds herself pulled in every direction as she is saddled with more expectations, responsibilities, problems, and some romance thing that anyone can see coming.

Too bad for her nopony asked if she wanted any of it.

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 185 )

Interesting, haven't seen one of these in a while.

I'll read it later:moustache:

:rainbowkiss: WHAT THE HECK :yay:

Great story don't get me wrong but, and I know we're talking about magical talking candy-colored horses, but there is not! Nor will there ever be! Anything! Like a bad luck spell!

I mean it just doesn't make sense! Bad luck is a way of saying that somebody/pony is having things happening to him/her that he/she does not want! Or did not mean to do!

Just thought I'd point that out for you:moustache::pinkiehappy:

...this better not end up like all those other Alicorn RD fics! This is awesome!!

Damn Celestia...thats just evil....but effective

damn thats cruel

muahahahahahahaha. awesome, evil punishment

Oh geez. Way to destroy Twilight. She deserves some of that, but damn. :facehoof:

damn, brutal dash, just brutal

Did she force Aurora's soul into Dash's body:rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh:


If it were THAT simple, I'd turn in my fanfiction license

Before Twilight used it, the last victim of the spell had been a pony who found a cursed leg band while fishing. He murdered his best friend for it, then ran into the mountain caves so that no one would take his ‘precious’ away from him.”

My precious .....
Did they have to take it to Mordor in order to destroy it?

There was also some kind of land dispute between some farmers who had been related over who got what when their grandparents passed on without a will.

please tell me they didn't both hire a team of mercenaries? :facehoof: one team coloured Blue and the other Red?

intense, pretty good


How long ago was this chapter posted?

Alright, I'm massively intrigued. :twilightsmile:

:yay: more!
Ohh, stupid secondary memories, always surfacing at the wrong times! :twilightoops:

Hmm....Is this some kind of Assassins Creed bleeding effect here? Where memories of her ancestors are merging with Dash's memories and causing a couple breakdowns, probably induced by the spell to turn her into an alicorn.

A good story indeed, cestia manage to do the part of the worst bitch ever that favor her child over everything, including talent and skill but alright, hopefully sunbutt will need twilight expertise for something important and purple will reply:

Nope! Ask your prodigy child, she is the alicorn after all:twilightsmile:

I loved this chapter! I cannot wait for more!

Oooh busted. Excellent. chapter can't wait til the next.

hehehehehehehehehhehehehheh, brilliant and funny chapter. also a sweet one

I agree. I am greatly disappointed by the quality of most of the alicorn RD fics

I'm loving your ideas on weather magic. :twilightsmile:

Rainbow's heart is broken... this make me cry so bad...:fluttershbad::applecry::unsuresweetie::fluttercry::fluttershysad::pinkiesad2::raritycry:

Wow, Rainbow has no luck at all.

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naruto reference.

Great story! Loving how you're presenting Rainbow Dash as an Alicorn and her struggles with that, and what Celestia has done. Can't wait for the next chapter!

Had to come over and read what was the primary project that take 2 takes a back seat to. I actually enjoy both stories.

Andromeda is the show monster? Thought Celestia already had that title. You know, with the necromancy and the 'worse than murder because you're stealing an unborn foal's body for your own selfishness' thing, destroying lives and friendships, hiding the greater magics of the Pegasi and Earth Ponies, maintaining the unicorn aristocracy, ensuring that two of the tribes remained ignorant and weak back at the start, chaining someone(even if she is evil) in an eternal prison, attempting to brainwash her own child(after stealing a body for that child) by trying to seal away all the memories that painted Celestia in a poor light..

Celestia has out eviled Andromeda by several orders of magnitude by now. She even has the Earth and Pegasi ponies thanking her for keeping them as what amounts to slave races. Please tell me something absolutely horrible happens to Celestia. Even if its just Aurora Dash telling her "I hate you" as the Great White Monster lies dying.

I really hate this version of Celestia. So. Much.

Sequel? Gooooood.....

Three minutes later, four nervous alicorns looked up as the screaming unicorn flew off into the night sky without wings or magic to hold her up.
“So uh…one of us should probably fly up there and catch Twilight before she starts to come down,” Cadence suggested.
Luna looked over at her adopted niece in confusion. “I thought the purpose of this game was to catch her with the blanket.”
“I’d go but uh…still no idea how to use my horn,” Rainbow told everypony.
“Okay, okay I’m going,” Celestia grumbled while Twilight hit the mile high mark of her ascent. “Honestly, I thought the point of this was to launch her into the air!”

::twilightoops:: :rainbowlaugh: :trollestia: :ajbemused:

Sequel yay I any wait

:rainbowderp::rainbowderp:Whoa, that actually is really deep.:rainbowderp::rainbowderp: How did they get the letter I thought it got burnt up at the beginning of the story.


End of the last chapter Twilight asked Dash to write it gain from memory, that was what she remembered.

Nice set up for the sequel :rainbowdetermined2: hoping to see it soon!

Wow, fun and interesting story. Kind of a sad tone to end this piece on though, isn't it? I liked the letter and the possible other explanation for why she was chosen. :)

amazing story, considering this is your first fanfic. that's what your saying right

aww, poor celestia

“Tell us subjects, who wishes to hear the story of Princess Celestia and the Ultimate Transgression of the Sea Ponies?”

MEE!!!! :rainbowlaugh:

Blue!Andromeda should be an interesting twist for the sequel. Waiting excitedly! :pinkiehappy::trollestia:

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