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Murder! Anger! Magic! Overly-long plot points drawn out over four chapters because the author can't write short form to save his life! This chapter has it all, I tell you. And all this for the low, low price of zero dollars (or your regional equivalent). I know, I know, I'm too kind. I was working on being a jerkbag, but I got bored of it. Besides, it's so hard to find frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads these days. Angry sea bass just don't have the same feel to them, you know?
In other news, I am officially going to see my idol, my savior in guitar solos, the greatest human being to ever walk this earth, David Gilmour, in concert this March. I can't wait. Pink Floyd is my favorite band of all time, and David Gilmour is my favorite guitarist/vocalist of all time. He's touring to promote this new album, but he still plays the good ol' Pink Floyd songs I love so much. Finally, I will get to hear Comfortably Numb in person, and I will be able to die happy. I will have attained true peace, ready to be taken from this mortal existence and live forever in Pony Heaven, where I will frolic through the cloudy meadows with Celestia and Rarity.
...That's my idea of the afterlife, and no one can tell me otherwise.
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OTP.
Until next time! Enjoy the chapter and all that.
This looks like its going to be good. Gonna follow and read and regret it bitterly when i reach the most recently updated chapter and ahve to wait yet again for updates.
with relish of course!
"Oh, look! They're hugging now!"
"Um, they're not hugging."
"Yes they are! Just listen to the happy cries!"
"Er, those aren't happy cries."
"Look, they're flinging ketchup at each other. Isn't that fun?"
"No...you know what? Nevermind."
"Ooh, shinies!"
Sounds like an Italian car brand.
Does the deer with the highest score win a special prize?
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He's going to be the CEO of Ferrarity.
Ah, Elinwynn, you clearly have never studied the Evil Mastermind's Handbook. Never, ever monologue your plans to anyone. At least until there's no hope of stopping them, a la Watchmen. ("Oh, by the way, everything I just told you went into motion 25 minutes ago. You have less than 5 minutes [to get across the world and stop it].")
One cagey and lucky pegasus/gryphon and now your plan's out...
Also, ponypile on Terico! Bury him in snuggles and love! Love him until he can't be unhappy no more!
Deer fancy themselves human summoner's. In bird cultural this is known as a dick move
6531737 All of their moves are dick moves!
Like reading a Redwall villain.
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Glad to hear it
6531737 Get out of here, Birdperson. This is no place for you...
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Don't fall off your mortal coil until you finish all the writing you want to put out there! I know you gotta have more in the tank after this one.
In other news, I've finally had time to jump back over and get caught up. All the backstory and dead cultists. Hmm... don't know why they didn't just send the cultists on some suicide mission instead of doing the dirty deed themselves. It might have something to do with them hurrying to tie up loose ends after the loss of the cultist base in the Midlands.
Musings aside, really looking forward to the next thrilling chapter.
Have you missed my regular PMs regarding Sophistication and Betrayal Dref? I'm sure I can find something else to send you if you're lonely.
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I wondered where you went. If you disappear I'm going to have to find someone else to
kidnap for blood sacrificetalk with about my story, and that would just be inconvenient.6586601 Haha, missed you too.
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You'll be happy to know the next chapter will be up tomorrow. I made full use of the extra hour from the time change to write like a mad man. I'll post it when I wake up.
6591023 Awesome! Looking forward to it!
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So, sir/ma'am, you are not.
If the Doctor met someone called Galifrey, he'd probably instantly regenerate.
...Fuck.
Wait a minute, what's to stop the cultists in the rear of the group from running and revealing the red queen's (yes, that's what I'm calling her) treachery to the world? There are thousands of them right? At least some of them should be able to escape.
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Down with the Bloody Big Head!!!!