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Hivemind


Captain Cutie on duty!

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The newest addition to the family is an absolute delight to Twilight when they rescued it from a pack of bullying dragons earlier that day. She believes that that it's presence in the library will encourage Spike to look deeper into himself and be proud of what he is.

But Spike however, has other plans for the newborn phoenix...

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Jonsey's 4th attempt at SLACKING OFF! :flutterrage:

Yay, slight grimdark.
*feathertips*
GOD DAMNED MISLEADING BASTARD.
‘And now for the main course...’
:trixieshiftright:


Great story though. I just wish it was like how I imagined it.

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Trust me when I say that after Pinkie Pie Plays Russian Roulette I cant take the loss of another follower :ajsleepy:

....was that last line REALLY necessary?!?!?

OH. GOD.

YOU FOUND IT. HIDDEN IN MY EMAIL ;__;

SPIKE WAIT DON'T EAT THE BI-

Oh thank Celesti-

'And now for the main course...'
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I see what you did with the title. LOL
IT'S A COOK BOOK!

Though, really, would he really burn the silk cloth? Or not realize Phoenixes are probably fireproof? Or understand that Twilight will probably bash his skull in with that pan? The ending is far less "settled" than might be presumed.

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To answer your three questions, lets just say that newborn phoenixs do not have the abilities of their parents when they hatch.

To answer your last remark: Mind explaining it in a simpler fashion? :raritywink:

Thought it would be bad but I actually enjoyed the story alot.
Your getting a congressional medal of honor from me man.

So what is the main course.

The baby pheonix.

Or maybe it's...(pause for dramatic effect)... Twilight!:pinkiegasp:

No...wait, why would Spike eat Twilight.

Although I could so see Spike getting away with cooking the pheonix.

Spike: Brrr, it's kinda cold in here Twilight.

Twilight: Well I guess it is a little drafty-

Spike: And look at little Peewee; he's so cold. Maybe I could turn the fire on so he would still be warm.

Twilight: Spike! That's too dangerous. He could get hurt.

Spike: Yeah but he's a pheonix so he should be safe from a little fire.

Twilight: *thinks* I guess it would be okay. But you must be extremely careful Spike.

Spike: I will.*turns on the fire beneath Peewee* *pretends to trip onto the knob* *the fire becomes incredibly large and engulfs Peewee* Oh no! *turns fire off*

Twilight: Oh no! *magically puts out fire* Is Peewee okay?

Both: *look at the now cooked Peewee*

Spike: Well since he's cooked we might as well eat him.

Was a little scared to read it, but I'm not sorry I did. :twilightsmile: Kinda yeeked me out there though.
Also, this sentence "A ladle sat on the rim of a bowl of grape flavored punch and a plate covered in Spike was standing on top of the table next to the salad." made me t.qkme.me/35bwe0.jpg

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I'm gonna kill Jonsey....

Glad that you pointed that out. Instead of waiting for him to edit it himself, I went back and fixed his idiotic mistake. :rainbowlaugh:

Heh - and here I was expecting a ponification of the classic "That's my Mommy!" :pinkiehappy:

Never expected it to get that close to the featured list :pinkiegasp:

Thank you everypony! Now, let's see it get up there! :3

Peewee->PW->Phoenix Wright.

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Well, the points raised are logical objections that put to lie the "simple" conclusion hat Peewee will be simply cooked without commentary or consequence.

339425Well know you gained a follower so it'll all work out if that happens

Peewee should be introduced to the others.

343006

Broiled or wood-grilled? :rainbowlaugh:

I mean introduced to the others to welcome Peewee into the family.

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Before or after seasoning properly? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

I kid, I kid.

"When the egg shell reached it’s limit of maintainable integrity"

:rainbowhuh: Why not just say it split, cracked, broke open?

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Because we writers have a relentless fetish for spouting as much jargon as we can.

Plus it sounds nicer.

why did Sylvester the cat popped into my mind all of sudden? XD

Oh dear.

Poor Peewee.

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